From Russ P.
At a costume party…
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp.
Host: Your costume’s too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
From Russ P.
At a costume party…
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp.
Host: Your costume’s too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
I think somebody’s stringin’ us along.
At a costume party:
Host: “What are you?”
Guest with potato on penis: “I’m a dictator.”
Guy with potato on penis to guest with pear on penis: “What are you s’pposed to be?”
Guy with pear on penis: “I’m fuckin’ despair!”
Terrible language,just terrible……..Too bad Buddy Hackett is gone , I remember one of his adult only performances when some front row woman objected to his language ……………………….so he said here is one for you lady ” There were two fags fucking a dead alligator in the back seat of a school bus ” That was as far as he got , Brought the house down ! I can only imagine what he could add to this post.
A guy goes to a fancy dress party with a naked woman on his back.
The host asks “What are you?”
“A snail”.
“You don’t look like a snail and why the woman on your back?”
“That’s Michelle”.
There’s something fishy about that…
O-boe-y. Her costume looks very much as a trompe(tte) l’oeil. Maybe she should have worn a sax. Nobody could have measured up. One way to mute critics and tune them out.