Monthly Archives: April 2019
Juicy Smellit Has Night Terrors
Aw, ain’t this a shame?
That’s a big “if.”
In a Sunday op-ed titled “What If Jussie Is Telling The Truth?” embattled “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett’s eldest brother doubled down on defending the accused hoaxster — while claiming Jussie is suffering from “night terrors” following the race-hate attack he allegedly staged.
Night terrors? Is he waking up in a cold sweat?
“Jussie is as strong as iron, but following an attack like this, there is a normal and natural amount of post trauma that mostly anyone should expect to suffer,” brother Jojo Smollett, 41, wrote in the piece published by BET.
“I have literally seen him violently awakening from night terrors, following the assault. Some of my siblings, as well as Jussie’s partner and closest friends have seen similar things.”
What a steaming pile of bovine excrement. The only thing that’s giving him night terrors is losing the suit the city of Chicago filed against him to recoup the cost of investigating the fake hate crime he staged. He’ll prolly get out of that since I’m sure the Obunglers are working on getting Lightweight, the new mayor to drop the suit. She prolly will since she’s gay and black and identifies with Smellit.
Also he might have night terrors since the feds could charge him with a crime by sending fake threats through the mail.
And lookee here, here’s another reason for him to have night sweats.
Guess what, Jussie Smollett. This situation is not going away.
Abel and Ola Osundairo, the brothers involved in the alleged racist and homophobic attack against Smollett, which the Chicago police concluded was a hoax, have sued Smollett’s attorneys for defamation.
Sleep well little Juicy. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Building Permit
From my buddy Pres.
Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building
permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun
turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going
to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; “Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a “Mosque.”
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it’s going to be tax exempt!
I love this country. It’s the government that scares the shit out of me!
Speaking of mosques, remember the outrage at the mosques that were shot up in New Zealand? Oh those poor Moslems! What about the churches that were blown up in Sri Lanka? Geez! I wonder who was responsible for the 200+ Christians who were killed? Oh, I’m sorry, they weren’t Christians, they were “Easter worshipers”. Do you think it might be members of the Religion of Peace® who were behind this? And what about all of the churches in France that have been burned or desecrated over the last four years?
Islam has declared war on us. Unfortunately, we refuse to admit that to ourselves. Instead, we keep importing more and more of these 7th Century savages. Here in the US we allow them to serve in Congress.
We’re doomed!
Happy Easter!
It never gets old!
Saturday Bach
The incomparable Ana Vidovic.
Saturday Boobage 4-20-2019
Is it summer yet? (more…)
AOTW 4-19-2019
The coveted AOTW Award is shared by three recipients this week. They are Adam Pencil Neck Shitt, Mad Maxipad Waters, and Jerrold the Hut Nadler. Nadler has really lost a lot of weight from back in 1998 when he was obstructing the Ken Starr investigation into the Clinton corruption. Clinton, by the way, makes Trump look like a choirboy.
Anyway, these three assholes are bound and determined not to let the Russian collusion hoax die. They’re gonna keep on flogging that dead horse with endless hearings. They’re gonna show the American people just how crazy they are. That coupled with Omar and Tlaib should give the House back to to the Republicans. Hopefully it will also reelect Trump.
Fake News Media Has The Sadz
This is almost as funny as the montage of the Fake News Media on election night.
And with the release of the Mueller report their dreams have turned to dust.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of course the crazy Dims will not give up. They’re still gonna try to overturn the results of the 2016 election. Now the rallying cry will be, “Obstruction of Justice!”. How can there be obstruction when there has been no crime? Silly wabbit. Logic is for sane people.
Shitt, Maxipad, and Jerrold the Hutt are determined to find sumpin’ to use to impeach Trump. There’s gotta be a pony somewhere in that room full of shit.
Go ahead. Call Mueller to testify. Flog this dead horse to death. Let Americans see how batshit crazy you are.
Now that the witch hunt is over I’d like to see Barr go after the real witch and investigate all of Crooked Cankle’s crimes. Investigate the FISA abuse that led to the Obungler administration wiretapping the Trump campaign. That was Watergate on Steroids. What did Obumbler know and when did he know it?
The Fake News Media went all in on the Russian collusion hoax and their credibility is at an all time low.
I’m almost tempted to watch MSDNC ronight just to see Rachel Madcow’s reaction. I’m hoping she has a serious case of the sadz.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


