Ron’s weekly rant.

Walkin along listenin to cumulo-clangers huffin and puffin and beatin their chests out over the Gulf, flashes of distant light like old-fashioned photographers’ cameras with those little reflector shields around ‘em, far-away grumbling just loud enough to hear but not clear enough to understand.

Smellin the sweet aroma of whatever-that-shrub-is and wonderin if I’m gonna get my ass wet before Dawg & I get back to the house. He don’t care, of course. More interested in imagined sounds and sights, cats ‘n’ ‘coons ‘n’ foxes ‘n’ stray pets that got loose.

Hot. Muggy as hell. Shirt soaked after only half a mile of walkin. And I gotta go chop out a stand of bamboo this mornin. Ah, well . . . see, I got these two fresh eggs comin up to room temp, sittin on the countertop next to some sausages I’m gonna heat up and some old pan-de-sal I’ll put in the toaster oven before smearin strawberry goo on it.

Glass of reduced-fat milk, cup of highly corrosive, dangerously ill-tempered, and possibly deadly coffee, and an iced brownie . . . oughta get me in the right mood for hackin and choppin and stackin and totin the stuff for a coupla hours. ‘Nuther wunnadem chores The Regg subcontracted me to do for a friend of hers whose Marine husband took to his rest at the Barrancas National Military Cemetery.

Good to walk with a dog early inna mornin. Can’t walk later in the day with this guy ‘cuz he likes to yell at certain people and jump up on others and put his big damned feet right in their chests. Not sure what his rules are for who gets yelled at and who gets lunged at. Better to just avoid the problem and go out before other people do.

Nice thing about dogs is that you can pretend somethin’s really fun or that somethin really good is going on and they’ll join in without havin a clue what it is, just wanna party with you.

Today’s college students are like that in a lotta ways . . . completely ignorant of the facts but attracted by the loud voices of previously brainwashed loons, ‘specially those who make a lotta noise about free stuff and cancellin student loans and how great a guy Che Guevara was.

Kurt Schlicter wrote a column on this. – GOC

Dangerous today to put a political sign on your house or in your yard, or a bumper sticker on your car about controversial issues, or a red hat on your head, or a T-shirt with the word “Trump” on your chest . . . you’ll get harassment, violence, property damage, and possibly lawsuits.

One thing about the DJT presidency, tho – he’s unveiled the breadth and depth of the corruption in Washington. His mere presence has caused deep-rooted seditionists and obstructionists to expose themselves at the highest levels of government.

Nadler, Schiff, Cummings, Green, Schumer . . . very small men in very big jobs – what’s surprising about all of ‘em is their ability, along with Nancy’s, to keep a straight face. Washingtonese is to doublespeak as Californish is to meaningless taxes.

Apparently we have an unlimited supply of money to “relocate” and “resettle” huge numbers of illiterate, unskilled, un-American “refugees” all over the continental US, but we can’t afford to build a wall or fix the VA or provide assistance to the homeless and senior citizens.

And Mexifornia wants to make certain all their immigrant population is tallied in the 2020 census so that the state gets more electoral college votes – now THAT’s foreigners influencing our general elections.

I think what’s happened is that Dems decided on this master plan to piss off at least 1000 undecided voters every day. And it’s working great . . . so far they’re about 230 years ahead of schedule.

And Pelosi announced today that her increasing dementia will in no way interfere with her efforts to impeach President Donald. W. Bush. It’s a case of “Guilty until proven guilty.”

What Trump’s guilty of is obstructing the Dems’ attempt to frame him for something he didn’t do, which clearly makes him a prime suspect in covering up the facts about his non-crime which he has since day 1 claimed he didn’t commit. I mean, really . . . that much denial points indisputably toward a guilty conscience.

And just who the hell does he think he is, trying to shut down the flow of freedom-loving meso-Americanos trying to come here and contribute to the safety and economic health of the nation!

Closing the southern border will generate a dire shortage of contagious diseases which we’ve been deprived of for decades. It’ll create a dearth of welfare fraud and a national shortage of meth, heroin, fentanyl, rapists, drunk and unlicensed drivers, human traffickers, sex traffickers, murderers, burglars, gang members, fraudulent voters, unclean produce, and avocados.

Why would any modern nation want that to happen!! We MUST immediately impeach, indict, try, and convict Donald “Orangeman” Trump before he completely dismantles the beautiful legacy bestowed on us by the Magic Negro.