Prince Of Whales
Trump did it again. He triggered mass Trump Derangement Syndrome. He called Prince Charles the Prince of Whales in a tweet.
The first I heard of this was when I sent an old girlfriend who still lives in St. Louis an email of congratulations for the St. Louis Blues winning the Stanley Cup. In her reply she asked me if I was proud of Trump tweeting the Prince of Whales. I knew she was a liberal Dimocrat. She idolized the Kennedys and had a bust of JFK.
I replied that I was proud of voting for Trump since we are experiencing the best economy in 50 years and this racist misogynist president has created record low unemployment for blacks, Hispanics, and women. I asked if she was proud of voting for someone who had enabled a serial sexual harasser like BJ Clinton.
Of course she had to come back with Trump banging porn stars. Seeing that the TDS was strong with her I simply replied, “MAGA! ;-)”
Isn’t it amazing that after the Kennedys, LBJ (who claimed he got more pussy than JFK), John Edwards, BJ, and who knows how many other Dimocrats now it matters that a politician is banging women? If Trump were a Dimocrat banging Stormy Daniels and Karen MacDougal would be a resume enhancer.
It’s amazing how Dimocrats can pivot 180 degrees instantaneously. Clinton dodging the draft was just fine but Bush not going to Viet Nam disqualified him. Military service was not important when draft dodger Clinton ran against two war heroes Bush 41 and Bob Dole. Dan Blather came up with some fake documents from the Texas Air National Guard to paint Bush 43 as a shirker when “war hero” Flipper ran against him. They spin so quickly it makes you dizzy.
Look at Comey. He was a hero when he let Crooked Cankles off the hook. He was a villain when he temporarily reopened the investigation right before the election. Then, when Trump fired him he became a hero again. The trouble is, no one told the NPC Dimocrats. When the firing was announced on Colbert and on the Spew, the NPCs in the audience applauded, much to the chagrin of Colbert and the harpies on the Spew. No one had bothered to tell the NPCs that Comey had become a hero again.
It’s really hard to keep track of the Dimocrats and their constant spinning. One thing I do know. Trumps tweets are guaranteed to trigger TDS. It reminds me of when Lincoln was asked about what he thought of Grant’s drinking. He supposedly replied, “Find out what he’s drinking and send a case to all of my other generals.” That’s how I feel about Trump. Send his spine and sense of humor to the rest of the Republicans.