From Pres.
An assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a fantastic dream last night. “There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen.”
Nancy was very impressed and said, “That’s really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?”
Her assistant said, “I couldn’t tell, the casket was closed.
What makes this joke even funnier is that no one would show up for a parade of Speaker Blinky even if she were dead. They could have a parade in San Fagisco but they would have to clean up all the poop first.
The casket sounds like a good place to put all the poop
No shit!
LOL! So true, Denny. So true.
Hundreds if not thousands would attend her wake tho. Not to mourn her, but to make sure she’s dead!
For her, let’s do a closed-dumpster funeral.
Didn’t see the punch line coming! I’d go to her funeral parade! HRC’s parade too
Some Funeral procession & very short with only two pall bearers…..Only two handles on a garbage can!
Damn, I haven’t heard that one in a whole lot of years. Works for me.