I’m a racist. You’re a racist. He’s a racist. She’s a racist. Wouldn’t you like to be a racist too? When everybody is a racist, nobody is a racist. A racist is anyone who is winning an argument with a liberal. A racist is anyone who disagrees with a liberal. A racist is any white person.

Didja year what Ayanna Pressley said? “we don’t need any more brown faces that don’t want to be a brown voice. We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be a black voice. We don’t need Muslims that don’t want to be a Muslim voice. We don’t need queers that don’t want to be a queer voice.” So you better think the way we tell you to think, or else! Just imagine if this woman were running the country.

Anyway, I’m giving the coveted AOTW Award to Al Green who has introduced three resolutions in the House so far for the impeachment of Trump. This time he actually got 95 booger eatin’ moh-ron Dimocrats to vote for it. Better luck next time asshole.