AOTW 7-5-2019

So much assholiness, so little time.

Justin Amash quits the Republican Party. Good riddance!

Charlottesville will no longer celebrate Jefferson’s birthday. Fuck you assholes!

US woman’s soccer team continues to show no class by taunting England by pantomiming drinking tea after scoring goal. I’m ashamed of these assholes.

AOC can’t tell the difference between a sink and a toilet.

Colon Crapperdick and Nike. ‘Nuff said.

I could go on and on but I think I’ll just stop and give the award to the fake Florida cowgirl.

Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson said people who are “making fun” of members of Congress online should be “prosecuted.”

Screw that pesky 1st Amendment.

The Florida congresswoman made the comments on Tuesday outside of the Homestead Temporary Shelter for Unaccompanied Children in her home state.

“Those people who are online making fun of members of Congress are a disgrace, and there is no need for anyone to think that is unacceptable [sic],” Wilson said.

“We’re gonna shut them down and work with whoever it is to shut them down, and they should be prosecuted,” she added. “You cannot intimidate members of Congress, frighten members of Congress. It is against the law, and it’s a shame in this United States of America.”

No you constitutionally illiterate shrew. It is not against the law. Dumb twits like you and AOC deserve to be mocked. Both of you are laughingstocks. And if you want to make it against the law to mock congresscritters, it will also be against the law to mock the president. That means that you and a bunch of your friends will wind up in prison.

You are a stupid, fucking asshole and your mother dresses you funny.

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15 comments on “AOTW 7-5-2019

  1. I was going to say we should outlaw mocking the President. Then I realized I should be careful what I ask for.

    She should be voted out of office – but that would mean cleaning up the elections first. So mock we must.

  2. If you speak like a clown, dress like a clown and act like a clown, people will treat you as a clown.

    As for Charlottesville, if they want to erase all Jeffersonian history, the University of Virginia must be disbanded. Using their “logic” as the standard, anyone attending, employed by or otherwise supporting the university is a slave supporting racist. The university’s 6 (plus) billion dollar endowment should go towards slave reparations. Come on Charlottesville, social justice has a price tag. Put your money where your mouth is.

  3. It’s really is hard to take anyone who wears a Howdy Doodie hat
    seriously, to say nothing about a woman who confuses a toilet
    with a drinking fountain. Something struck me yesterday, how
    can anyone be that stupid? Then I was reminded of her child-
    like wonder over a garbage disposal unit. What if she is simply
    overplaying that poor girl from the Bronx narrative. By all accounts,
    her family is very well off so she had to know what a garbage
    disposal unit looks like. Even when she is being mendacious,
    she reveals herself to have the IQ of a doorknob, so let’s face it,
    she is never going to be called a Machiavellian genius!

    • Have you seen the captioned photo of AOC smiling, with the caption reading, “Good News! My IQ test came back negative!”

  4. Never interrupt your enemy when they are making stupid mistakes.
    Let the clown car procession continue with their lunacy and stupidity.
    All they are doing is proving to more and more folks their total lack of fitness to be in our government.

  5. I wonder if making fun of the Congress includes making fun of the executive and judicial branches of government. It’s good she didn’t live in the era of Will Rogers. He would have made mincemeat of cowgirl Freddie.

  6. These politicians are a mockery unto themselves. They do a much better job of it through their own behavior and policy positions than their detractors ever could.

  7. Good. Now if only we could rid ourselves (and my state) of RINO hack Lindsey Graham it would be another move in the right direction. PDJT is a fool to ever trust this POS for anything. South Carolinians know full well why Graham is “acting” so conservative lately…..

    https://imgur.com/r6Mz8g1

  8. The one thing which would be of lasting success for the Republican Party is to weed out all the RINO`S & toss them out of the Party. After all what are you really losing other then a Fake Republican who in a close vote would put a knife in the back of the Republican Party Think of RINO McCain,were it not for that asshole Obamacare would be history. What a useless Faker he was.
    My regrets to his family but truth is truth & I will not suger coat it.
    What about that Fake Republican Mittens Romney who probably angered loyal Mormans for his repeated hatchet jobs to Republican ideas. Mormons may be for the most part true Conservatives, Romney has sold out to the Democrats. Yet another Faker who who should be tarred ,feathered & tossed out.
    Looking ahead to 2020 there is no doubt the Democrats will use every dirty trick to make a mockery of the election with massive voter frauds & their favorite trick of finding boxes of uncounted Democratic votes. Remember the last election with 125% turnouts & 100% Democratic voting in places like Filtha delphia,Detroit ,Mexifornia with its captive satellite states of Morongon & Awash with fraud Washington.
    Do not expect fair & balanced Media polls or coverage & be prepared to get off your asses & vote in numbers the Democrats cannot possibly overcome.

  9. When the Voting Rights Act was up for consideration, columnist Bill Buckley opposed it, saying people who had no idea how America was supposed to work shouldn’t be voting. Just saying.

  10. I always refer to congresscritters as the ‘colons’ in congress. I’m always waiting for someone to correct me by saying, “don’t you mean ‘solons,’ you know, people who make laws?” Then I would tell them that “I meant to use the word ‘colons,’ because most folks in congress are full of what colons are full of!”

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