My friend Pres sent me this.
Is Logic the same thing as common sense?
1 – Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving.
Maybe it’s time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.
2 – If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry, USA.
3 – The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.
4 – Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.
5 – When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.
6 – The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in government funds.
Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.
7 – I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms.
While we’re at it, let’s do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter I.D and Candidates running for office.
8 – You don’t need a smoke detector; that’s what the fire department is for.
Now…if you think that sounds stupid, you know how I feel when you say I don’t need a gun.
9 – Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion rounds. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use.
Now tell me, how do you think that’s going to end?
Don’t be afraid to share this
There’s more logic and common sense expressed here than probably anything you’ve seen on the news today.
Wish I could get away with printing this out and putting it on the counter at work.
We often find interesting stuff that people forgot to pick up after they hit ‘print”.
Those document get left on the stapling table where many people may see them.
(The IT people can find out who printed how many pages at what time.)
Print it off at home.
The problem is the leavin’ it on the counter part. Plenty of folks would love it but we’ve just enough whinin’ crybabies that’d complain and I kinda like my job.
#9, it must be that I’m a party of the first part even though some see me as a party of the second part because I superficially resemble those who are “confused about which bathroom to use” as I own several firearms, know how to shoot them, and do own a minute portion of those trillion rounds and use whatever restroom won’t get me assaulted, arrested, or otherwise harassed depending on what I’m wearing at the time.
Really, all I ever stare at in the bathroom is the stall door in front of me. That said, I do use the “family” restroom whenever available. it gives me a mirror to check my look and fix my makeup if I need to. 🙂 Keep up the good work!
The Kennedy assassination was one of the building blocks that led to the 1968 Federal gun laws, so yeah the gun did get blamed.
more people have died in ted kennedy’s car than by,
any of my guns
Found this on the Intertubes yesterday. One common tactic by
the left is to imply guns, sports cars, etc. are compensating for
the “shortcomings.” Some babe tried this and immediately
got OWNED!
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