My friend Pres sent me this.

Is Logic the same thing as common sense?

1 – Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving.
Maybe it’s time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.

2 – If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry, USA.

3 – The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.

4 – Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.

5 – When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.

6 – The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in government funds.
Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.

7 – I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms.
While we’re at it, let’s do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter I.D and Candidates running for office.

8 – You don’t need a smoke detector; that’s what the fire department is for.
Now…if you think that sounds stupid, you know how I feel when you say I don’t need a gun.

9 – Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion rounds. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use.

Now tell me, how do you think that’s going to end?

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There’s more logic and common sense expressed here than probably anything you’ve seen on the news today.

From Russ P.

Quiller sent me this one.

We come to thend of Bach’s Lute Suite in C Minor with the Double.

Another one from Ray.
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More assholes.

This booger eatin’ moh-ron.

Palm Beach County School District reassigned Spanish River Community High School principal William Latson after he told a parent that he cannot say for certain that the Holocaust happened.

Really? He said that to a parent in Boca Raton Florida? Doesn’t he have any idea how many Jews live there? What a maroon.

Paul RINO crawled out from under a rock.

Former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan apparently spent much of his time gritting his teeth as he worked with the Trump administration.

I think that should have read working against the Trump administration and I’ll imagine Trump prolly gritted his teeth trying to work with Paul RINO.

That’s according to an excerpt published on Thursday by the Washington Post from an interview for Tim Alberta’s forthcoming book, “American Carnage.”

Early on in Trump’s journey to the White House, Ryan was often critical, but he eventually got on board with the Trump agenda.

Exactly when did that happen? Jog my memory.

But the coveted AOTW Award has to go to the epitome of the Ugly Americans, the American lesbo soccer team. What great representatives of America. From Me Me Megan Rathole to the girl who dragged the American flag across the field they managed to make at least half of America ashamed of them. I know I am. What a bunch of low class athletes. You girls don’t deserve to get paid as much as men because you could lose to a boys high school soccer team. And what role models. I can just imagine little girls wanting to grow up to be like Me Me Megan Rathole or the girl who dragged the flag across the field. Do you girls remember what happened to the Dixie Chicks. They threw their careers away just like you did your popularity. It took a gigantic nose dive. You don’t deserve the honor of visiting the White House. I can’t wait until you’re all replaced by a bunch of transgenders.

What’s the difference between a band of pygmies and the American lesbo soccer team? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Quiller sent me this.

Hey! Howza ’bout that UK ambassador to the US Kim Darroch? He called Trump inept. That’s rich coming from someone who’s a member of the Theresa May gummint. Talk about inept. She had one job and that was managing Brexit and she has failed. Miserably. Talk about inept. Prolly the worst British PM of my lifetime.

Since WWII the UK has been on a downwards slide. My father admired the heck out of the Brits, since he served in Europe during WWII. Of course he came about his admiration naturally since he was 100% English. Going back through the ol’ family tree we see a Byrd, a Harris, a Walker, a Freeman, a Woodard, a Boren, a Davis, and others. All good English names.

My father often said that after the Normans, England was never successfully invaded again. If he saw what the UK had become he would weep. The UK has welcomed its invaders with open arms. There is a Moslem mayor of London fer chrissake. The empire that the sun never set on has devolved into this.

Thanks to AlphaDelta

And Darroch has the unmitigated gall to call Trump inept?

Ron’s latest rant.

Read stuff this mornin on some blogs that really ticked me off, especially after AOC’s fake outrage at women in the detention centers on the border having to “drink from toilets.” Here’s one from the NYT — “Let this sink in: There are tanks in the nation’s capital and concentration camps at its border. The drift to [sic] toward the unimaginable is unmistakable.”

Somehow the act of displaying an American flag or enforcing a trespassing law has become the same as throwing holy water on a vampire or dragging people out of their homes in the middle of the night and herding them into railroad cattle cars to be taken to Auschvitz.

I think what disturbs me most about it all is how they cannot see the economic, law enforcement, and cultural disaster that unchecked migration, not to mention installation of total socialism, will heap upon the country.

Anyone who watches or reads mainstream news coverage of the situation at the southern border and doesn’t swear like a sailor who just dropped an anchor on his foot isn’t paying attention to what’s going on there.

And another thing about the stupid statements by people like Omar and AOC and opinion writers at the NYT and LAT is that totally ignorant politicians, such as Hirono and O’Rourke and Swalwell et al. will latch onto ‘em and make ‘em buzzwords, repeating them so often that they begin to acquire a patina of legitimacy.

Jay Zeus Fargin Crisco! If ever I’m asked “Do you solemnly swear?” I think I’d like to answer, “Yes, very goddam frequently.”

Puh-LEEEZE!! Make America Stop Acting Like Idiots Again. Among the many reasons Trump won the presidency is that people were just fed up with assholes like Antifa, BLM, and other misinformed lounge-lizard terrorist groups.

After Trump said he’d listen to outside sources of info on political opponents, Dems are now demanding he be impeached for promoting future foreign interference in elections that haven’t even happened yet.

Dammit, we’re devolving. It’s like half the country got it into their heads to engage in some kind of cultural seppuku. Jeez, Louise, looky what’s goin on today:

Dem PotUS candidates declare illegals more important than citizens.

World-famous asshole declares Betsy Ross flag shoes racist.

Frederica Wilson, the dingbat with the big hat, declares making fun of fools is disgraceful.

AOC Mini-Me accounts discontinued because of death threats.

Charlottesville VA city council dumps famous Virginian, Thomas Friggin Jefferson

Google declares Shapiro and Prager Nazis though both are Jewish

Swalwell demands buy-back of assault weapons, which, BTW, can’t be sold in Cal

RU4Rill? It’s gotta be some kinda disease or somethin, a sickness, a plague, a germ-laden fog. And it needs special doctorin.

The most effective treatment for 4th stage pelosiosis is regular megadoses of trumpadine.

The only cure for a malignant clintonoma is a complete hillarectomy.

The best prevention for advanced marxitis is an early sandercision.

There is no cure for long-term obamanitis; it affects primarily blacks and snowflakes, destroying the higher-order cerebral functions, and is always intellectually fatal.

Ocasio-Cortezarrhea is itself not serious but can increase susceptibility to more grave conditions, such as paranoia, hysteria, and schizophrenia. It is easily curable in educated persons with repeated applications of fact, logic, and reason.

Most episodes of violent schumerage can be easily remedied with duct tape over the victim’s mouth until the spasm passes.

Bookeropathy requires total isolation and complete sedation any time political campaigns erupt.

Warrenalogy must be carefully managed with ear protection and Dr. Hammond’s Nerve & Brain Elixir for anyone within sound of her voice.

Betoplegia is rarely permanent and reverses itself once the source of the irritation is removed.

Harristasis generally manifests itself only during face-to-face social intercourse and dissipates when the carrier jumps to another victim.

Y’know . . . we’ve had a whole bunch of air time wasted and our breathin air scorched by calls for release of the full Mueller report so that we can “see what’s in it.” Well, what about the Inspector General investigation on Hillary that Comey said had no “intent” to break laws or rules? Why hasn’t that full report been made available to the public?

Jeeeez! Enuf awreddy. Her Rotten Heinous, Fake-a-Hontas, Kamella, AOC, SanFranNan, Down-With-Jews Tlaib, America-is-the-problem Omar, Mixed-up Mazie, Fedora Frederica, Mad Maxie, Jive-Ass Jackson . . . . .

One-fourth of the members of the US Congress are female: 25 in the Senate and 102 in the House. And we can’t get anything done on infrastructure, immigration, debt reduction, and several other critical issues.

I think maybe I got a grip on it. May be time to re-think that 19th Amendment idea.

I see that pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was just arrested. Dimocrats are worried.

Christine Pelosi, a Democratic National Committee official and daughter of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, warned conspicuously on Saturday evening that it is “quite likely that some of our faves are implicated” in the “horrific” sex-trafficking case against politically connected financier Jeffrey Epstein.

Epstein is due in court following his sudden arrest Saturday in New York on new sex-trafficking charges involving allegations dating to the early 2000s, according to law enforcement officials. He has been accused of paying underage girls for massages and sexually abusing them at his mansion in Palm Beach, Fla., and in New York City. His 72-acre private estate on the Virgin Islands, a home said to be nicknamed “Orgy Island,” also has been under scrutiny.

“This Epstein case is horrific and the young women deserve justice,” Pelosi tweeted. “It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated but we must follow the facts and let the chips fall where they may – whether on Republicans or Democrats.”

Hmmmm. I wonder if one of those “faves” could be BJ. Nah. He claimed he only took four trips on Epstein’s jet and we all know that BJ wouldn’t lie, would he.

Former President Bill Clinton was a much more frequent flyer on a registered sex offender’s infamous jet than previously reported, with flight logs showing the former president taking at least 26 trips aboard the “Lolita Express” — even apparently ditching his Secret Service detail for at least five of the flights, according to records obtained by FoxNews.com.

Clinton’s presence aboard Jeffrey Epstein’s Boeing 727 on 11 occasions has been reported, but flight logs show the number is more than double that, and trips between 2001 and 2003 included extended junkets around the world with Epstein and fellow passengers identified on manifests by their initials or first names, including “Tatiana.” The tricked-out jet earned its Nabakov-inspired nickname because it was reportedly outfitted with a bed where passengers had group sex with young girls.

Once again, we know BJ is guilty as hell but nuttin’ is gonna happen. Just like Crooked Cankles he is too big to jail and he will skate like he has for all of his political career. It’s a shame since both he and his wife belong behind bars.

I wonder if Epstein starts ratting out people like BJ he will suddenly commit Arkancide?