I didn’t watch the debate clown show last night. I doubt if Ron did either but he does have some thoughts on Baltimore and the Dimocrat candidates.

Foot hurts this mornin. Decided not to take Monsterdawg for our pre-dawn excursion into Sweat City. Found a cinnabon and a Keurig pod of coffee beside the brewer – Sumatra Dark Roast. Never tried it before. Not bad.

So, with those poisons in my system, a rant was inevitable. Started out on a thesis of the latest outrage trigger – Trump’s telling the truth on Cummings’s ineptitude as a career politician.

I mean . . . made to order: DJT calls a spade a spade, so the MSM hurls the “RACIST!” spear at him. How fargin predictable – hell, anything generally known and fully understood by reasonable people about places such as Baltimore, Detroit, East L.A., Chicago, is racist, right?

Now, you realize, of course, that giant “woooosshhhh”ing sound you heard was the black people of Baltimore giving a massive community sigh of relief that Soundbyte Al is on his way like Mighty Mouse to “Save The Day” for rat-infested democorruption.

Yeah, that’ll fix it. Get the pro from Dover in there, the race hustler, the “I’m the reason black people can’t have nice things” pot-stirrer. Need a big-time race baiter? Call Al, the master baiter.

Cummings, of course, made his official response to the people of Baltimore concerning DJT’s remarks: If you like your rats and crime, you can keep your rats and crime.

MSNBC, the New York Slime, The View . . . every medium except “Fox’n’Friends” and every talking head except Rush Limbaugh joined in the chorus denouncing Trump as a racist for saying what Bernie and even the city council of Baltimore has said repeatedly about the place. Bernie likened it to a third-world shithole.

What great fun to call DJT names. Like Steyer, another billionaire running for high office. He considers his suspiciously profitable time as a self-made high-risk investment broker/banker qualification as the Left’s anti-Trump equivalent . . . that the Democrap party truly needs a candidate whose money-management record can cancel out DJT’s.

He says that Trump is a liar, a racist, a blowhard, and a bully and has spent millions on an impeachment campaign. He’s convinced that DJT is failing in China, North Korea, Iran, and that eventually the economic bubble he’s created will burst, sending the country into a deep recession.

Steyer is an environazi who would like to see billions of people eating seaweed and living in medieval conditions as penance for 100 years of burning fossil fuels, which he’s convinced will turn the planet into a hothouse before mid century.

Well, to me the prospect of a primary season in which the left-wing is salivating for a billionaire with no political bona fides is very much like the idea that the left’s 2020 herd most definitely needs inexperienced, unqualified, “Hey, why NOT me?” white men and testosterone-rich females with virtually no national name recognition.

Like DeBlasio. Good grief! The perfect incarnation of the vanity potus campaign. That guy has about as much skill at running things and as much chance of getting the nomination as I do of playing quarterback for the Chicago Bears.

If Bernie wins, we’ll have a Trump Versus Grump match-up in the SuperPoll. I mean, c’mon . . . a friggin socialist running as a tax-n-spend Democrat to “fix” the booming Trump economy? Rilly?

Warren? Shrieking Fauxcahontas? Gimme a break. And Harris? I can see the placards now: “I’m With Whore.”

Y’all know what this means, doncha? Think about it: Hillary is running.

Yep. And you just can’t hear her footsteps ‘cause she’s wearin Skechers Granny Slip-Ons.

I won’t be a’tall su-prized by a Hillary 4.0 sneak run at the PotUSy. No doubt exists in my mind that she’s arrogant and delusional enough in her megalomania to be working constantly toward setting herself up as the party’s savior if all the other 2020 candidates circle-shoot each other out of the running and it all winds up in a brokered convention.

The only candidate with more name recognition than hers is Gropey Joe, and all he can offer is an albino DingleBarry “for sentimental reasons” campaign. Bernie the Commie has made such a pest of himself that he ALMOST has their level of name recognition, but he’s clearly even more radical than Gillibrand, more phony than Booker, more goofy than Beto, and more delusional than Steyer.

But Steyer’s a billionaire, Harris and Warren are female, and Buttigieg is gay, all powerful factors where fund-raising, soundbytes, fe-e-e-e-lings, climate hysteria, and political correctness – the prime motivators for “progressives” – are concerned.

Though not by any means a given, we could see none of ‘em with enough primary support to go into the DNC jamboree, wherever they decide to have it, this time next year and win. In that case, most of the big names will have exhausted all their funding while HRC will have spent virtually nothing on campaign expenses.

She could watch ‘em slug it out ‘til the last moment while she sets up a “Draft Hillary” crusade and come swooping in like an Absolut Paladin with her Hurrycane and her Shower-Curtain muu-muu du jour to chants of “It’s STILL My Turn – I Still Have That Vagina” and grab the brass ring while wavin the chitlins and hot sauce to court the black vote.

Will it happen that way? Donno. But of the two dozen or so running at this moment, only a handful have even the slightest chance to get the nod with agitprops such as She Guevara and the down-with-Jews twins and the ever-vigilant MSM out there stirring the anti-Trump caldron with their open-borders ladles and rainbow-flag spatulas.

Of course if it’s HRC or Harris or even Lyin Liz, all DJT has to do is drop Pence and put Nikki Haley on the ticket. Pence is about as interesting as a garden hose during a thunderstorm. He adds as much to the Trump 2020 ticket as a pepperoncini adds to a bottle of Mad Dog Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce.

He’s probably a good guy with good morals and good ethics, but I doubt he could lead a posse of hungry cowboys to a Texas cookout. Doubt very much the RNC wants to groom him for 2024.

Still, at this juncture, there’s nobody on the left more thoroughly despised than HRC . . . ‘cept AOC, of course . . . and Nanzi. Hillary is a loser, at least a three-time loser. She’s undeniably an unindicted criminal with absolutely no moral quals, or qualms.

She drinks, she probably stinks, she swears worse than a career E-5 WestPac Bosun’s Mate, she can barely stand at a podium without assistance, and she can’t make it through a speech without a hacking fit worse than what the Chinese and Russians did with her illegitimate server while she was SecState.

She’s runnin, tho, ‘cuz she’s definitely a legend in her own mind and figgers since she won the popular vote last time, she can do it again and take the electoral college if she spreads enuf money around in a couple of the states she lost.

Don’t be soo-prized, y’all.