The Day After Muellermas

Ah, the poor Dimocrats. They were expecting so much from Muellermas and all they got was a lump of coal in their stocking. Of course, some liberal outlets tried to put the best face they could on it. For example, the headline in this AM’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

MUELLER BREAKS HIS SILENCE

A sub-headline.

Probe did not exonerate Trump, he testifies

Wow! Trump must be guilty of sumpin’.

Here’s some of Mueller’s testimony.

I heard part of it on the radio and it was like the dude didn’t even read his own report. Even with the Dimocrat members of the committees asking leading questions he was still clueless. Here’s Jerrold the Hutt Nadler.

Any other person who acted this way would have been charged with crimes.

Then how come Crooked Cankles hasn’t been charged? Oh. That’s right. She’s a Dimocrat rules are different for them.

And in this nation, not even the president is above the law.

Except for Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. His crimes were worse than Watergate. Oh. That’s right. He’s a Dimocrat. Rules are different for them.

Director Mueller, we have a responsibility to address the evidence you uncovered.

What evidence?

You dudes lost a rigged election and you blew a rigged investigation. Your front man looked like a doddering old fool in those hearings. You’ve shot your wad. What next?

Oh noes! Now Hitler is pissed!

“Just wait for Rachel Maddow. She’ll know what to do.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

11 comments on “The Day After Muellermas

  1. mueller seemed unusally dopey
    wonder if he got cosby roofy
    so he couldn’t accidently tell the truth
    about obama/ clapper/brennan/holder etc.

  2. Mueller must have crapped in his Depends. He looked like an
    Alzheimer’s addled geezer who hadn’t passed the first lesson in
    a pre-law test. I believe his performance was totally intentional.
    On at least one occasion, he committed the same kind of process
    crime that got Manifort and Flynn’s ass tossed in the slammer.

    He knew going in that if he persisted in his “I cannot exonerate
    Trump for the crime of obstruction,” line would reveal him as the
    extreme partisan hack that he is. It is like the Mafia Don’s in
    the comedy movies Young Doctors In Love and Analyzes This
    who passed themselves off as drooling Catatonics until the end
    of the movie.

    He had to torpedo the Russian collusion narrative to save his
    sorry ass from perjury and conspiracy charges. He was in this
    up to his eyebrows from the beginning. I especially loved
    his answer to the questions about Christopher Steele and
    Fusion GPS; “Christopher who? And Fusion GPS what?”

    Had this farce gone on, he knew that his tit would end up in
    a wringer and that at some point, the entire house of cards
    would come falling down, and that Felonia von Pantsuit
    is quite vicious in dealing with those who threaten to
    rat her or her husband in name only out!

  3. Mueller should get an Oscar for his performance. His mission was to keep the fairy tale alive. Bungling Bobby blew another one. Yup. They only care about keeping their shrinking base fired up for 2020.

    • If only they realized how this bumbling fool shrank the number of followers even more. I’d bet that scales fallin’ from eyes resembled leaves in a fall wind storm.

      • Maybe a few fence-squatters might flee to saner shores, but most of those parasites have memories shorter than can be measured by modern science. They’ve already been indoctrinated that Mueller “got the goods” on Trump-et.al, so why even bother to WATCH this thing at all? They’ll continue to believe it, even when challenged. They got the facts. From Madcow and CNN and the freaking Tooth Fairy.

        Those who did watch will say Mueller was bought off (as one pol already is saying) or had a mini-stroke — ANYTHING but allow Mueller to admit his assistant was the biased center of this thing, and Mueller the obliging idiot was led to drink the water and left to hold the bag.

        The Swamp is now in summer recess, to return home and lie to our faces. By fall the leftists will still think Trump is guilty, they just can’t decide of what.

  4. The rules are different for dimocrats??
    THERE ARE NO RULES FOR DIMOCRATS!!
    They make up rules as they go, change them when they want to, ignore them the rest of the time.
    Truly, as I have been saying for years, Things are different when you are a dimocrat.

  5. Hey Denny;

    I loved this one, I was looking for a Hitler Parody video and you found it. Bravo!!. Love the “Retarded Goldfish” and the “Rachel Maddow” line, LOL

  6. “Not ready for primetime” Bob stuttered and stammered his way through the hearing despite the fawning intro by Nadler that he was indeed, Superman.

    I expect to see Bob on Dr. Phil or The View in a couple of weeks.

  7. Hey people ………………Jurisprudential God/Genius Mueller walked on water across the Potomac River to appear before mortal congress Critters. What a waste of inflatable water shoes that turned out to be.
    For a legendary individual of his assumed importance & wisdom he turned out to be a dottering senile fool who was ripped to pieces by the Republican guard dogs
    If this is the very best of the best , Trump is very lucky the Democrats did not settle for a prosecutor of a lesser stature. It is obvious Mueller did not write the report which bears his name, does not possess a working knowledge of what is in it. Mueller clearly wished he was not at the affair to testify. He reminded me of a drunk sailor who was drifting farther & farther away from a life raft.
    Anyone of lesser stature would certainly been smart enough to read thew report & be prepared with answers which were relevant to the report…….You know what,that individual of lesser stature likely would have ended this dog & pony show long ago & shifted to investigating Hillary, the FBI & the DNC.

  8. This dog and pony show that tried to pin the guilt onto President Trump
    failed miserably 100%.
    The Democrats are sinking quickly in their “Lifeboat” !

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