Arkancide
Epstein committed suicide. I’m shocked! Howza ’bout y’all? Anyone with a brain knew this was coming, especially after the botched attempt just recently.
He was on suicide watch. Does that mean the guards watch as he commits suicide?
Wait a minute! He was just taken off suicide watch. How convenient.
How many people do you know that have committed suicide or have been murdered? Then think of how many people the Clintons know who have committed suicide or have been murdered. Some of the murders have been weird like Seth Rich who was killed in a robbery where nothing was taken. One of the suicides shot herself in the back of the head.
Even the CDC realizes the health hazard.
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.
“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”
Yeah. It’s the Babylon Bee and it’s satire, but is it? I’m waiting for Snopes to fact check this like they have a lot of the Babylon Bee’s satirical posts.
Gateway Pundit posted a list of Clinton associates who have died mysteriously.
Some familiar names like Vince Foster, Ron Brown, and James McDougal. Lot’s of “suicides”.
Conspiracy theory? Maybe, but it’s sure amazing how many people die when they appear to have dirt on the Clintons. And this “conspiracy theory” is one hell of a lot more believable that the Trump Russian collusion bullshit.
Getting too close to BJ and Crooked Cankles is definitely hazardous to your health.
The Dimocrat Party is a crime syndicate masquerading as a political party. BJ and Thunder Rodent Thighs are crime lords altho’ their power is fading.
This might not have even been the Clintons. Epstein had the goods on a lot of powerful people. He had to be silenced and he was. Too bad he didn’t leave a dead man switch that if sumpin’ happened to him a lot of stuff would come out that would bring a lot of people down. Unfortunately, his secrets prolly died with him.
AlphaDelta sent me this.