The Dimocrats’ campaign slogan in next year’s election is: You are all deplorable racists so vote for us. Sounds like a winner doesn’t it. Sure makes me want to run out and vote for whichever clown wins the nomination.

The New York Slimes (Motto: All the fake news that’s fit to print) has pivoted from Russia to Trump and all of his supporters are racist. It is currently rewriting history with its 1619 Project saying the country was founded on Slavery®. According to the Slimes, this country’s greatness was founded on the back of slaves. Total bullshit.

The latest thing in the racist category is Mount Rushmore. I guess that means we should dynamite it right after we do the same to Stone Mountain.

Why is it racist?

George Washington owned slaves. So did Thomas Jefferson. BFD! I don’t give a flying fuck. They were the founders of the greatest country on the planet. Don’t use the standards of today to judge those of yesterday. Slavery® has been with us since the world began. It is only recently that it has been partially abolished. And guess who did that? Racist, bigoted white people. Guess where Slavery® still exists? In Africa and in the Moslem world. But who are the racists? The white people who abolished it.

Surely Abraham Lincoln wasn’t racist. He freed the slaves right? Evidently he doesn’t get a get out of jail free card for that. He was president when we were fighting Indians so he is a racist.

Of course Roosevelt was racist because of his treatment of Indians.

The dude who carved it was a member of the KKK. Dynamite that fucker now! Wasn’t Robert Byrd a member of the KKK? That’s different because shut up.

Let’s not forget that the KKK was the militant wing of the Dimocrat Party kinda like Antifa is now. Dimocrats love to get their way through violence and then accuse the other side of it. Who got beat up outside of Trump rallies? Trump supporters.

And then the monument is on land originally owned by Indians. Of course we prolly stole it from them.

And according at a Star Tribune Editorial even the way it faces is racist.

At Mount Rushmore, you may learn that the sculptures are arranged for maximum sun exposure, itself a cruel irony: The faces of the four presidents (white conquerors) peer southeast toward a reservation housing vanquished Lakota, who mostly live out forgotten, impoverished lives in the shadow of their sacred Paha Sapa that, legally, still belong to them.

Feel guilty yet? Feel deplorable yet? Feel racist yet?

Then vote Dimocrat.