Didja hear the news? The New York Slimes (Motto: All the Fake News that’s fit to print) is infested with bed bugs.

Being on the receiving end of President Trump’ biting tweets might make The New York Times squirm. But here’s something else that could be making The Gray Lady uncomfortable (and itchy) at the moment: bed bugs.

Multiple Times staffers shared the news on social media Monday: The famed newsroom has an infestation of bed bugs.

Yannow, if I had to have guessed what the Slimes was infested with it would have been rats.

According to an internal email sent to employees — obtained by Slate, the bugs were found in the “wellness room” on the second floor, on a couch on the third floor, and in a booth on the fourth floor over the weekend.

Prolly places the Slimes employees go to rest when they’re not making up Fake News.

Bed bugs at the Slimes. Funniest thing I’ve heard in quite some time. Couldn’t happen to a slimier bunch of people.