From my friend Pres who lives in Mexifornia.
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh
He inquired, — “Where have you been?”
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,—- “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, —- “What is it?”
“It’s a planet,” — replied God, — “and I’ve put life on it I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test ‘Balance’.”
“Balance?” — inquired Michael, —- “I’m still confused.”
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
“For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things…”
God continued pointing to different countries — “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”
The Archangel , impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, — “What’s that one?”
“That’s Texas, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine.”
“The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.”
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, — “But what about balance, God? You said there would be ‘balance’.”
God smiled, — “I will create California…Wait till you see the idiots I’ll put there.”
Somebody better tell God that he’d never balance out the idiots of Commifornia even if he placed one Texan in each square foot of space in the state.
OK God ! we have seen the idiots you put in California.Please! enough is enough……You say Earth is a place to test Balance,well California is not a balance for Texas. It is like a huge boat anchor that drags it as well as the other 48 states down.
Do not let any person over age 18 move from California to another state unless and until they successfully pass the U.S. Citizenship exams given to other legal immigrants to the real America.
Hey Denny;
That one is pretty good, LOL
Very good. Didn’t see the end coming.
BTW something off topic.
Curmudgeonly and Skeptical blogger Rodger had his wife Judy taken from him suddenly last Saturday.
Oh no! My sympathy for Rodger. He’s one of the good guys.