Didja hear the news? The New York Slimes (Motto: All the Fake News that’s fit to print) is infested with bed bugs.
Being on the receiving end of President Trump’ biting tweets might make The New York Times squirm. But here’s something else that could be making The Gray Lady uncomfortable (and itchy) at the moment: bed bugs.
Multiple Times staffers shared the news on social media Monday: The famed newsroom has an infestation of bed bugs.
Yannow, if I had to have guessed what the Slimes was infested with it would have been rats.
According to an internal email sent to employees — obtained by Slate, the bugs were found in the “wellness room” on the second floor, on a couch on the third floor, and in a booth on the fourth floor over the weekend.
Prolly places the Slimes employees go to rest when they’re not making up Fake News.
Bed bugs at the Slimes. Funniest thing I’ve heard in quite some time. Couldn’t happen to a slimier bunch of people.
Probably residue from Jeffrey Epstein taking his business there.
So lemme get this straight…. New York Times (Carlos Slim blog) is now using the source Slate Magazine, which is under the umbrella of The Washington Post (Jeff Bezos blog) and, they still expect anyone to believe any of this bullshit?
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There Ya’ go A-D – Great Anology – If that’s the right term for being “Right On”. Ya’ non beleivers only gotta’ read the link, “infested with bed bugs” above , in the first paragraph.
Whoops! Shoulda’ been “Analogy” – Sorry ’bout that, I really try to read my “Spell Checker” a’fore sendin’.
“Prolly places the Slimes employees go to rest when they’re not making up Fake News.”
I was thinkin’ it’s more likely that those are the places they go to put on their knee pads in preparation for visits from their butt-buddies, the Democrat politicians. Who knows what else one might be exposed to in those circumstances. Well, other than rampant stupidity.
I hear that with Johnny Isakson retiring, Governor Abrams will appoint herself to the senate seat.