It would be so easy to give it to any of those 20 clowns who participated in that joint press conference in Detoilet. Those are not debates.

Instead I’m gonna give to that RWPP Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton. Trump points out that Elijah Cummings district is a rat infested shithole and there goes Sharpton racing off to that rat infested shithole to give a press conference because calling sumpin’ a rat infested shithole is racist. Of course one reason Baltimore is a rat infested shithole is because it’s been run by Dimocrats for the last fifty years. Remember, you can’t spell Dimocrat without “rat”. And Al is one of the biggest rats around. He’s also an asshole.

Didja hear about Gillette?

Proctor and Gamble recently released its quarterly earnings report and things were mostly positive. Quarterly revenue was up, and the stock performed well above Wall Street estimates. Share prices rose to new highs as the company appears to be performing very strong.

Just not all of the company. Amid all of the great economic news there was one dark cloud:

And that dark cloud was?

So while the rest of the company is doing gangbusters the only sector seeing a massive loss was the Gillette division. The report mentioned a number of factors leading to the losses, such as foreign monetary rates and an overall slump in the grooming market.

So what happened with Gillette? Could it have been that stupid ad campaign that insulted all of its customers?

I can see it now. A Gillette executive called in one of his underlings.

“So Jenkins, what I want you to do is find some man hating feminist to design an ad campaign that makes men out to be pigs.”

“Right on it chief! That’s sure to sell a lot of products.”

The company that used to sponsor boxing on TV now tells men that they are a bunch of pigs in ads. What’s even funnier is that almost all of the pigs were white while the male voices of moderation were African. Maybe they could have gotten some of those African NFL players who beat up their wives and girlfriends to star in the commercials.

Needless to say, I’ll never buy another Gillette product.

But the Gillette boss is all in on this bullshit.

Gillette’s CEO and president, Gary Coombe, says that angering some consumers with its #metoo campaign was a “price worth paying” if it meant the brand could increase its relevance among younger consumers and turn around its falling market share.

Huh? WTF? Alienating your customers is a way to turn your sales around? What business school did this booger eatin’ moh-ron attend? And why does he still have a job?

Your job is not to increase relevance, your job is to increase sales. You failed. P & G stockholders should be demanding that this asshole be fired, just like Dick’s Sporting Goods stockholders should be demanding that their CEO be fired.

The CEO’s job should be to make money, not virtue signal.

Go woke, go broke.