With the Fake News Media out to get Creepy Uncle Joe and Horizonal Harris fading it looks like the Fake News Media is pinning their hopes on Chief Sitting Bullshit. CSB is asking Thunder Rodent Thighs for advice.
Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining 2020 Democratic presidential nominees and, according to NBC News, she’s turned to failed 2016 nominee Hillary Clinton for advice.
She coulda just read her book.
Earlier reports indicated that Clinton, determined to re-litigate her 2016 defeat at the hands of then-New York real estate investor Donald Trump, had been reaching out to a potential 2020 candidates, offering her sage advice (though it’s not entirely clear she’s come to terms with precisely why she lost the contest herself). A handful of candidates reportedly took her up on her offer to chat, but Warren has, NBC says, kept an open line.
So one old hag is looking to another old hag for advice.
We dodged a bullet with Crooked Cankles. Can you imagine four years of that annoying voice lecturing us on how deplorable we are? Now imagine four years of CSB, with an even more annoying voice, doing the the same thing.
CSB is the annoying mother-in-law who hates your guts.
She’s the elementary school teacher that you hated.
I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who’s married to her. He has to be a pussy whipped soyboy.
She has promised to destroy the economy on her first day in office by banning fracking on public lands and banning offshore drilling. Fracking is what has made us the number one energy producing country in the world. Drill baby drill worked but that doesn’t stop CSB and all the Dimocrats from going after the oil companies.
Yannow, after she destroys the economy she’ll blame it on us deplorables while lecturing us in her annoyingt voice about how it’s all our fault.
She’ll go after our straws and cheeseburgers. She’ll go after our cars. It will be in the name of the Church of AGW. Gotta save the planet.
Of course, she’ll go after our guns. The hell with that pesky Second Amendment.
And she’ll constantly harangue us in that annoying voice. Think of four years of having to listening to that annoying voice over and over again.
Eeeeewwww! Make it stop!
Update: I forgot to include Crooked Cankle’s Indian name. It’s from a joke about her. After speaking to a group of Indians they told her her honorary Indian name was Walking Eagle. When asked about it later, one of the Indians said it was because a walking eagle was so full of shit it couldn’t fly.
Speaking of voices, I’ve been recently using the Read Aloud feature with blogs like yours so that I can multitask while enjoying your content. The voice options are limited but the “BWAHAHAHAHAHAs” and “Eeeeeewwws” and such are a riot.
Did you accidentally drop an “h” up there in “S_itting”? Just wondering.
Nah, creepy bleeding-eye Joe is the DNC’s nominee. Chlamydia Harris and Liawatha Warren is nothing more than a head fake.
Feel the Bern.
You’re probably right, AD. The cat fight that’ll take place to see which of the two women will get the number two spot on the ticket will be epic. I don’t expect Spartacus to make the cut so Harris just about has to be the one so the Black Dims won’t desert. But, that might alienate the Aging Biddies who want revenge for TRT’s loss and will only support Liawatha.
Whoever ends up as Slow Joe’s running mate will probably be havin’ secret meetings with the Clintons to see about helpin’ Biden commit Arkencide his first day as POTUS.
Nah, sherillas and, fake injuns don’t count on the hierarchy of the preferred species PC ladder.
The DNC ticket will be, Biden – Buttigieg: Grope and Strange 2020.
Watch….
I agree with AlphaDelta. Princess Graybeaver has stated
that she will not attack Slow Joe Biden. This means that
she is not going risk offending him because she is eyeing
the VP slot.
Nobody in this cluster f&%^k of candidates is going to
beat Trump. He tore through 19 challengers like a Ginsu
Chef and the top tier candidates are no match for him.
This tells me there are only two possibilities in 2020.
Either the Donks are screwed and whoever emerges is
going to be a sacrificial lamb, or they are going to call
for a designated hitter at the last possible minute. This
means someone they can pass off as a moderate knight
in shining armor. The problem is that there are no
moderates left in the Democrat party, one cannot fake
being moderate when they are a raging communist.
I can only guess who that candidate is going to be but
the party and their kept whores in the media have spent
a lot of time trying to polish the turd (Michelle Obama.)
Cankles is out of the question, the Donks generally do
not renominate a loser.
If it comes down to Trump v Biden, Joe Biden was known
as “Slow” Joe Biden going back 30+ years. If he goes
up against Trump in a debate, he will get his ass stomped
like a Narc at a biker rally!
Even if they pull off a switch, I doubt Trump loses. The
Donks tend to be one-dimensional thinkers so I do not see
a Machiavelian move in the near future. It’s Biden.
In light of Killary’s success in presidential elections, I think it is wonderful that she is providing political advice to Liawatha.
Yeah! I remember the Indian Name ” Chief Walking Eagle” for Crooked Hillary.
As the 2016 campaign shifted into high gear her numerous falls & memory lapses caused the Indian name to be changed to ” Princess Stumbling Moonbat “.
While she was still full of shit ……… any association with our National Bird was an insult to Eagles everywhere.
Her broomstick might carry her to the moon ,it just did not have the lift capacity to lift her & the load of shit she was carrying to the White House.
Warren doesn’t talk to her audience, she ” harangues” them. Her voice and demeanor is is terribly annoying.
Warren’s campaign slogan is:
Fake It Until You Make It.
We don’t call her “America’s Mother-in-Law” for nothing.
Chief Shitting Bull — seems to fit more because she stands when she flings it. And EW — a take on clintoon would be Eagle Walks, same translation.