Both Ray and Ron in Ohio sent me this one. (more…)

Hoo boy! The asssholes were out in force this week. First up Mad Maxipad

Waters said, “The fact of the matter is he has disrespected all of us. He has used this president for his own advantages and his family’s advantages. And he should have been impeached. That’s what should have happened. The American people are sick and tired of this president who has a reputation not only for being a con artist but who has disrespected women. Talked about grabbing women by their private parts. One of his best friends who supposedly committed suicide in prison was a pedophile, and he knew it because he even said he knew that he liked young girls. Who is this awful, terrible man? It’s the president of the United States.”

Chris Hayes said, “I don’t know if it’s been established that he was a best friend with Mr. Epstein, just to be clear.”

Waters said, “Oh, but he was, he was. He was one of his friends. And we’ve let him off the hook on that. We’re talking about Clinton and Prince Edward and everybody else. All of them need to be called to respond to this, including the president of the United States. Yes, that was his friend. Let him deny it.”

Mad Maxipad seems to have Trump mixed up with BJ Clinton. Epstein was one of his best friends. Prince Edward? Sorry Maxipad, it was Prince Andrew.

Let’s move on to Jemele Hill. She wrote an article for The Atlantic stating that black people should only attend black colleges. What next? Blacks only restrooms? Blacks only water fountains? MLK is spinning in his grave.

Howza ’bout the Dimocrats in CNN’s climate change town hall? JHFC! They want to ban everything from straws to red meat. Fortunately for the Dims it was on CNN and since nobody watches it no one realizes just how loony all of these candidates are.

But I think I’ll give the award to a couple of Hollywood nitwits, Debra Messing and Eric McCormick. I don’t really know who these two booger eatin’ moh-rons are. Evidently, they were in some TV sitcom that I never watched. Anyhoo, they came out and said that they wanted to know who was attending a Trump fund raiser in Hollywood so they could blacklist them. Then, they backtracked and said they didn’t really want to blacklist them. Yeah sure. Back in the 60’s it was rat bastard commies who were blacklisted in Hollywood. Now it’s the rat bastard commies who are doing the blacklisting.

Did any of you see this story.

“Get some pork on her fork.”

A huge crowd of people plan on having a massive BBQ outside the home of an angry vegan who took her neighbors to court over the smell of their cookouts.

She did what?

Cilla Carden made headlines this week (see video below) in which she claimed the odors from her neighbors’ barbecues had destroyed her quality of life, 9News reported.

Poor baby!

Don’t think this could happen in your town? Guess again: A Pinellas County, Florida “Environmental Inspector came out to a home to tell the resident to contain his BBQ smoke:

“You’re allowed to have the smells on your property.”

How do you contain smells? The Environmental Inspector” must be a Dimocrat. But back to Australia.

A Facebook page called “Community BBQ for Cilla Carden” already has more than 3,000 people planning to attend the cookout outside her home.

“Don’t let Cilla destroy a good old Aussie tradition, join us for a community BBQ, and help Cilla Carden GET SOME PORK ON HER FORK,” the event description reads.

The New York Post reports that the barbecue is scheduled for Oct. 19…vegans are not welcome.

Carden has had her complaint about the smell of the BBQ thrown out twice but she vows to keep up the fight.

Fucking vegans! This reminds me of this story.

KATY, Texas – When an Islamic group moved in next door and told Craig Baker the pigs on his family’s 200-year-old Texas farm had to go, he and his swine decided to fight back.

In protest of being asked to move, Davis began staging elaborate pig races on Friday afternoons — one of the Islamic world’s most holy days.

Fight back!

Felt like writin this mornin, and since it’s Sunday, took inspiration from 2 Kings 17 as a sorta forecast of what might happen in the next genelec (it’s a first draft, unedited and unproofed, so gimme some slack):

2 Would-Be-Kings 21 BoCoPro Version

At the end of the eighth year of Dubya, PotUS of Murka, began Dingle of Barry, son of Fake and born of Flake, to rule in the Land of Rednecks in Flyover Country for eight years.

And he did that which was ignorant in the sight of The Donald, and not as the PotUSes of Murka from generations past.

Against him rose up Fox’n’Friends, denier of Fake News; and Geraldo became The Donald’s servant, and spoke his virtues.

For the Barry of hypocrisy did find guilt in Dubya for failing to give reparations to the people of the land of Ebola, they who in his eyes had single-handedly built Murka from the wilderness.

Then did the Dingle of Barry go all throughout the land and to other realms to accuse and besiege the White Devils for many years.

In the eighth year of DingleBarry did the palefolk then revolt and retake Murka, turning it away from the players of the race card and heralds of hypocrisy to install The Donald in the City by the Swamp.

For so it was that the children of welfare had stolen from their father, who had brought them up out of the land of Personal Accountability, from under the burden of 9-to-5, and into subsidized housing and food-stamp freebies.

And then did burst in The Donald to sweep out the stalls and drain the cisterns where had grown the hateful purveyors of guilt and parasites of plenty,

For the children of Soundbyte Al and Hymietown Jesse had said untruths that made them claim rights which they had earned not:
And much chanting and rioting did they bring in the dark canyons of the cities of the Left:

And there they burnt houses of commerce and chariots of the state, as wanton heathens possessed of no knowledge of their own but only that of the priests of the temples of Gimme:

And idols they worshiped, who sang unto them promises of riches, and of sex, and of freedom to act as do their hairy cousins along the Congo:

And The Donald said unto them, Ye shall not do these things.

And he withdrew the pacts which the Dingle had made with the kings of Samaria, and of Egypt, and the Ayatollahs of Muhammad.

And the land again grew rich, and strong, and hearty, and the sons of the Congo found ample compensation in the new order.

But they rejected his successes, and the restoration of the covenant with the fathers of past generations, and the promises he made to the merchants and keepers of cattle and growers of grain;

And they pursued hatred, and vanity, and rejection, and denied that they were safer, stronger, healthier than had they been with The Chosen One.

So they began tearing at the sacred scroll, the priceless parchment upon which had the early PotUSes vouchsafed the inalienable rights granted by God Himself;

And then did rise up the Waters, and the MadCow, and the Stelter, and even the Shepherd to reject the Donald and drive him from the land so as to return to the safety of White Guilt where they could feed upon the bodies of the rich.

So as throughout human history it has always been, the ogres of Greed, Envy, Lust, Anger, and Sloth did then rule the great cities;

And as certain as the wind from the desert did come the sands to blind the eyes and hide the paths and bury the works of Whitey, whose fault it all was from the Beginning.

Sobeit they did not hearken to the truth of the PotUSes of old as reawakened by The Donald but chose for themselves a ruler from the family of the iWon;

And then served they their shallow leaders who promised free everything for everybody for ever and worshiped they their twerkers and enablers and whiners: as did their fathers, and so do they still, in the darkness of their caverns in the rubble of their once-proud cities.

I only made two corrections before posting Ron’s sacred chapter.

OMFG! We had another mass killing. Time to ban dive boats.

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) — Officials said Tuesday that 34 people died after a boat packed with scuba divers caught fire near an island off the Southern California coast and they have called off search efforts for survivors.

Stop the senseless killing.

How’s that gun ban in the UK working out? Time to ban knives.

Whether administered by the knife or the gun, the UK and US are both experiencing epidemics of violence. However, the responses are the same on each side of the Atlantic: lots of finger pointing and few actual solutions.
In the US, a pair of deadly mass shootings in Texas and Ohio killed more than 30 people over one weekend. These attacks brought to 255 the number of mass shootings in the US so far this year. Although the definition used here is a broad one and includes minor incidents with no deaths, the fact remains that 8,930 people have been killed with firearms in the US so far in 2019.

Across the Atlantic, the UK is grappling with an epidemic of its own. A routine traffic stop in London on Wednesday night turned bloody when a driver turned on police officers and allegedly hacked them with a machete, an incident becoming more familiar to the city’s law enforcement officers.

Hmmm! I wonder if that dude were an immigrant?

This surge in knife crime saw London’s murder rate overtake that of New York last year, while across England and Wales, 43,516 knife crime offenses were recorded in the 12 months ending March 2019. 67 people have been murdered in London in the first six months of this year and, according to statistics released in May, five young people are attacked with a knife every day in the British capital.

Yep. Time to ban knives. You’re doing a great job as mayor Khan. Maybe a little more time doing your job and a little less time criticizing Trump would help.

We all now about the shooting in Texas. How many of you have heard about the mass shooting in Alabama?

MOBILE, Ala. (WKRG) – Police in Mobile, Alabama arrested a teenager in connection to a shooting at a football stadium Friday night.

Police have updated the number of shooting victims to nine.

Deangelo Parnell, 17, is charged with nine counts of attempted murder, according to a spokesperson for the Mobile Police Department. He turned himself in to police early Saturday morning.

Parnell is a student at LeFlore High School.

The shots were fired in the concourse of the Ladd Peebles Stadium near the end of the LeFlore vs. Williamson High School football game.

Now almost every article I have read about the shooter in Texas refers to him a a white man. In the story about the shooter in Alabama does it mention his race? Wonder why? Could it be because he was an African? In fact, both schools are black schools.

We also have the traditional Labor Day weekend carnage going on in Chicago. As of Sunday night 40 shot and 9 killed. Who knows how many will get waxed today.

Keep in mind that Chicago has some of the strictest gun laws in the country. So do Detoilet and Baltimore. That doesn’t seem to stop feral Africans from shooting up the cities. But by all means let’s talk about some white asshole who killed 9 people in Texas and use him as an excuse to take away our guns. Fortunately, the cops made sure he won’t shoot anyone else.

Didja know that most mass hooters are black? You wouldn’t it you got your information from the Fake News Media.

51% OF MASS SHOOTERS IN 2019 WERE BLACK: ONLY 29% WERE WHITE
No, mass shootings are not a “white man’s” problem.

Around the same time that the media was focused on the mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton, 60 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend. 24 of those people were shot in four hours.

Baltimore reached its 200th murder victim of the year during its “Ceasefire Weekend”.

4 people were killed in 4 days in Kansas City. 6 men were shot in Philly during the filming of a rap video.

Even in Toronto, 15 people were wounded in shootings over the weekend. Over 350 people have been shot this year in the Canadian city which has gun control, no NRA, and none of the usual excuses.

This tide of violence has received less media coverage because it challenges the false claim that, as a CNN op-ed once put it, mass shootings are a “white man’s problem.”

Remember, Africans make up 13% of the population and commit 51% of the mass shootings. But wait! It get’s worse. It’s African males so that makes it around 6.5% of the population. But wait! It get’s worse. These shootings are mostly committed by African males between the ages of 15 and 35. That’s prolly 3.5% of the population. 3.5% of the population commits over half of the mass shootings in this country.

We don’t have a gun problem. We have a young African males with guns problem. This is not the fault of the NRA. It is the fault of Dimocrat Party social programs that created these killers. These dudes have been raised by single mothers and their father figures are pimps, drug dealers, gang members, rap stars, and professional athletes.

But let’s blame the NRA and white dudes for mass shootings. Let’s confiscate all of the guns of law abiding citizens.

Molon Labe!

From Jane Austen.