It’s The Great Impeachment Charlie Brown

It’s fitting that the Dimocrats voted to start an impeachment inquiry on Halloween. So now Shiff For Brains is lying in the impeachment patch hoping that his is the impeachment patch with the greatest believer and the Great Impeachment will rise and deliver impeachment subpoenas to every member of the Trump administration.

I see my congresscritter, Lucy McBath has decided that she doesn’t want to be reelected to her seat in Congress. Lucy is a gun grabber and a Dimocrat and managed to win election in a Republican leaning district. She posses as a moderate but she isn’t. She’s also a member of the Congressional African Caucus. If the Stupid Party can come up with a better candidate than Karen Handel they should be able to retake this seat.

But back to Shiff for Brains in the impeachment patch. He’s really hoping that the Great Impeachment can come up with sumpin’ better than Ukraine since looking at Ukraine only shows us the corruption of the Biden family.

Russia! Russia! Russia! was a dud.

Poor Shiff for Brains. He’s really hoping that his impeachment patch is the most sincere so the Great Impeachment will rise up and deliver the goods.

If that doesn’t work, he’ll just make shit up like he’s been doing for the last three years.

Ronsday – Dims And Impeachment

Ron rants.

Got up this mornin with nothin partic’lar on my mind. Came in here to check what was in the “notes to self” folder on iMac’s desktop . . . blank. Used ‘em all up a coupla days ago.

Read a few blogs and got disgusted with the purely partisan, virtually groundless “no confidence” (aka impeachment) sedition goin on in the House and quit. Did a whole buncha little stuff for a coupla hours . . . mostly associated with prep for the kitchen-cabinet overhaul project.

Simple tasks, especially repetitive stuff like runnin the mower or trimmin the hedges or rearrangin stuff in the loft, frees up the actual thinkin part of my brain and lets the autopilot ap do the hands-on stuff.

Came down from the loft, made a cuppa liver poison, and realized the computing section of the control system ‘twixt my ears had come up with several points in need of some ponderin and pointin and prosecutin. Gonna be a ramble, but here we go:

Y’know . . . when self-servin, leftist-vote-seekin public servants go to such great tongue-cluckin and hand-wringin lengths to disarm law-abiding Americans “to prevent gun deaths,” you gotta wonder what they’re really worried about.

Could it be it ain’t that gun owners might go out and shoot innocent people but instead take aim at the politicians wastin their taxes, infringin on their freedoms, and rewritin the Constitution accordin to Alinsky?

The way Dummycrats see things, the Constitution is a roadblock instead of a road map. If they regain total power, before long we’ll be right back to where we were 243 years ago, shooting home-made weapons at government agents from behind trees and bushes.

Dims play board games differently from the way most people do. They have only two rules: 1. They get to roll the dice until the numbers come up the way they want them to, and 2. There are no other rules that apply to them, only to their opponents.

They want desperately to impeach a successful president who’s trying to expose a crime so that they can elect the guy who committed that crime. They’re not after the truth . . . if they were, Hillary would have been in prison long ago. They’re working harder to get rid of an elected PotUS than they are to throw out illegal aliens, drug dealers, child traffickers, and fake refugees.

What the Senate Rules Committee, AND the House UnAmerican Activities Commision SHOULD be investigating is the DNC to determine if it has any close ties to anyone in the country. Check this out.

Beyond the simple truth of their obsessive need to get rid of DJT simply because they hate him, they’re not goin about the bidness of “inquiry” and “investigation” by following any rules known to legitimate governance . . . what they’re doin is more like the behavior of a Stalin, or a Himmler, or a Mao, or a Kim.

Rep. Doug Collins said that House Intelligence Committee Chairman Schiff is holding impeachment inquiry hearings behind closed doors “[T]o only get out what they want to get out. They said, ‘We can’t win this in the public eye, so we’re going to take it behind closed doors,’” Collins said about Democrats on “Sunday Morning Futures.”

So, behind closed doors, they’ve heard testimony from a variety of sources which defeats their entire narrative, and basically stuff that should be made available to the public. But as long as it’s being kept strictly guarded, they can selectively edit and leak out only what supports their case, stuff that will persuade the people that Trump in fact had intent to break laws and commit “high crimes and misdemeanors.”

Schiff has serious difficulty with truth, but he is a masterful leaker. In fact, that’s his forte. He has gone so far as chairman of the committee to ban Republicans from even attending the witness depositions, which are held in secret, and Pelosi won’t even honor tradition and put the impeachment issue to a vote in the House.

As I read somewhere yesterday, “this is a modern Scopes monkey trial in true banana-republic manner, and these sham proceedings are a national disgrace” [not a true quote but as close as I can remember].

And yesterday when Scalise tried to raise a parliamentary point concerning all that, the pro-tem speaker prostituted those very same parliamentary rules and turned off his microphone.

We’re wading into some very sour and over-ripe kimchee here. We’re poised on the edge of the slippery slope and headed for anarchy, or CWII. Keeping facts from the public and charging at flank speed toward a partisan impeachment that hasn’t even been authorized by the People’s House . . . that’s what we expect in NorKor, or Iran, or Somalia, or China . . . not the United States.

Schiff is making it up as he goes, Nadler has his head so far up his ass he can’t see what’s going on beyond his beltline, and Pelosi is posing, posturing, politicizing the whole schmeer in a giant administrivia game of Whack-a-Mole to keep her minions under control.

The point is that nothing good will come from all this foofarah . . . NOTHING. I DARE Pelosi, or Schiff, or Nadler, or Schumer, or Waters, or Green, or AOC or any of the rest of ‘em to show me how the country will be better off if Trump is impeached, much LESS if he’s convicted in the Senate and removed from office.

Nothin but pure spite, childish spite. No other human emotion promises SO much but rewards SO little as revenge. It boils down to moment’s satisfaction and a lifetime of unintended consequences.

And the goddam Dems are too goddam stupid to comprehend what might come of it. You’ve heard of the expression “don’t cut off your nose to spite your face” I’m sure. Well, the history of that saying might very well be a harbinger of their efforts.

In the 9th century, Viking marauders came upon a Christian enclave in Scotland. The nuns, fearing for their lives, got the brilliant idea of slicing off their noses so that the barbarian Viking men wouldn’t rape and then kill them.

Disgusted by the bloody faces of the women, the marauders simply locked them inside the monastery and burned the place to the ground.

Deagh Fhortan, Dems. Have fun playin with fire.

Coyote Principle

An old one but even more relevant today.

CALIFORNIA
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi”
and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is
natural.

He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the
state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases.

The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts
a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote
awareness program” for residents of the area.

The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The
state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special
training for the nature of coyotes.

PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against
the state.

TEXAS
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

A Trifecta

Cummings, Conyers, and al-Baghdadi. Yeah. I’m going there.

Elijah Cummings was a scumbag. I remember when the Republicans tried to investigate scandals in the Clinton and Obungler administrations he did everything in his power to obstruct those investigations. He was a partisan hack. And Trump was right. The district he represented for decades was a rat infested shithole. Of course, his constituents deserved their fate since they kept electing him. Now there’s a chance his corrupt wife will take over his seat in Congress. Another nice thing about Cummings being gone is he will no longer be confused with civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis. Both of them looked like bullfrogs.

John Conyers was another scumbag. He was a crook. He was also a serial sexual harasser. It was well known. No one did anything about it because he was an African and a Dimocrat. AlphaDelta told me it has been nonstop coverage of Conyers in the Detoilet news media. I can just imagine what the coverage here in Atlanta will be when civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis bites the bullet.

And finally al-Baghdadi is toast. It is fitting that he was chased down a tunnel by a dog. The scumbag killed three of his children when he blew up. What kind of a father kills his own children? “An austere religious scholar” according to the Washington Compost. They were ridiculed on Twatter for that.

Speaker Blinky and Shiff For Brains are miffed that Trump didn’t tell them about the raid, especially since he told the Russians and Turkey. It’s pretty telling that Russia and Turkey are more trustworthy than Dimocrat politicians.

Some Oblunder minion lamented that we didn’t give al-Baghdadi a proper Islamic burial like we did for bin Laden. The only burial this dude deserved was to be coated in pig fat before being planted.

The next trifecta I would like to see? Mad Maxipad, James Clyburn, and civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis.

Yeah, I’m going there. The country would be much better off without those three.

Sunday Metal 10-27-2019

RIP Gary Richrath. Saw REO live. Once back in the late 70’s. The second time was after a Braves game. The guitar player they hired to replace Richrath after kicking him out of the band wasn’t anywhere near as good as Gary.

I used to play this real loud when I lived in my first apartment. One of my neighbors complained to the apartment manager on multiple occasions. BTW, that’s Boots Randolph on Sax.

AOTW 10-25-2019

The Dimocrats continue the impeachment circus. Still nothing there.

But guess who’s back? It’s Mittens Romneycare. Turns out he has a Twatter account under the name of Pierre Delecto (Delectable Peter?). Turns out Mittens really is a dick. And what was the purpose of this Twatter account? Why it was to support Mittens. Are you people in Utah proud of your voting this asshole into the Senate?

Mittens really should have defeated Obungler in 2012. After the first debate he was ahead in the polls. But, he let Candy Crowley roll him in the 2nd debate and he never recovered. It’s just as well. He would have prolly done more harm to the country than Oblunder did in his second term. We are finding out just how badly he would have done as president.

What an asshole!

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