A Trifecta

Cummings, Conyers, and al-Baghdadi. Yeah. I’m going there.

Elijah Cummings was a scumbag. I remember when the Republicans tried to investigate scandals in the Clinton and Obungler administrations he did everything in his power to obstruct those investigations. He was a partisan hack. And Trump was right. The district he represented for decades was a rat infested shithole. Of course, his constituents deserved their fate since they kept electing him. Now there’s a chance his corrupt wife will take over his seat in Congress. Another nice thing about Cummings being gone is he will no longer be confused with civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis. Both of them looked like bullfrogs.

John Conyers was another scumbag. He was a crook. He was also a serial sexual harasser. It was well known. No one did anything about it because he was an African and a Dimocrat. AlphaDelta told me it has been nonstop coverage of Conyers in the Detoilet news media. I can just imagine what the coverage here in Atlanta will be when civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis bites the bullet.

And finally al-Baghdadi is toast. It is fitting that he was chased down a tunnel by a dog. The scumbag killed three of his children when he blew up. What kind of a father kills his own children? “An austere religious scholar” according to the Washington Compost. They were ridiculed on Twatter for that.

Speaker Blinky and Shiff For Brains are miffed that Trump didn’t tell them about the raid, especially since he told the Russians and Turkey. It’s pretty telling that Russia and Turkey are more trustworthy than Dimocrat politicians.

Some Oblunder minion lamented that we didn’t give al-Baghdadi a proper Islamic burial like we did for bin Laden. The only burial this dude deserved was to be coated in pig fat before being planted.

The next trifecta I would like to see? Mad Maxipad, James Clyburn, and civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis.

Yeah, I’m going there. The country would be much better off without those three.