Ron’s rant.

Let’s take a walk through the People’s Republic of Murka in the time of Life After Trump. First, although some of the inhabitants speak a somewhat recognizable patois of English in addition to westernized Spanish, we’ll need a translation guide for some terms and conditions we’ll definitely run into:

Democratic socialism = socialism

Toxic masculinity = straight white male

Political correctness = controlling people’s speech

Assault weapon = any firearm

Identify as = pretending to be

Pro-choice = legalized murder

Undocumented = illegal, a new voter who speaks only Spanish

News reporting = liberal talking points

Current affairs analysis = Orange man bad

Climate change = tax scam

Inequality = a worker makes more than a welfare beneficiary

Racist, Fascist, Nazi = anyone who disagrees with a liberal

We’ll also need some information to understand the mindset of people we might encounter. Here are some hints:

All conflict and trouble are directly attributable to being Caucasian. It’s perfectly understandable for a black man to say he’s proud of being black, for an Asian to be proud to be Asian, for an Arab to be proud of being Muslim, but for Caucasians to be proud of being white is racist. Also racist are such archaic beliefs as being Christian, wanting defendable borders, and proper I.D. for voting.

In retail stores and malls, the only people carrying firearms will be mass shooters. Bibles are forbidden in schools, but drag-queen story time is a cultural curriculum requirement. Children are encouraged to proclaim themselves gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, asexual, or any combination thereof depending upon how they feel at the moment.

You’ll pick up on the rest of the customs in time. After a while, it’ll be like living in an rehabilitation institution run by the inmates. So . . . how do we get there?

Life after trump . . . that land of fable and promise where unicorns roam, the rain falls only between 2630 and 0390, TinkerBelles in tights and tiaras sprinkle pixie dust on the fatties and everything is free.

You’ve slipped through a tear in the space/time/reality fabric and come to a place where Dems have convinced themselves that life would be all beer and skittles if only Donald John Trump were forced from office and a socialist-leaning career politician took the helm.

Sometime in the distant past, Murkans got the notion in their heads that “everything will be great and we can return to ‘normal’ when our candidate wins the next election.” Billions of dollars were spent campaigning for, propagandizing for, and paying for the votes of entitlement-dependent sponges, groupies, and snowflakes.

Then one time the people in Flyover Country rebelled and said, “ENOUGH!” to bidness as uzyall. They elected a non-politician who couldn’t be bought, intimidated, embarrassed, or out-chutzpahed. But, then the libs got a House majority in the following mid-terms. So let’s look at what they accomplished with their resumption of power.

Infrastructure? No. Immigration reform? No. Health-care reform? No. Border security? No. Anything useful? No. Doing the work for the people that they were sent to D.C. to do? No.

Mueller didn’t fix anything. “Impeach fo’ty fah!!” hasn’t fixed anything. Pelosi hasn’t fixed anything. Socialism won’t fix anything. Omar isn’t even an American in any real sense of the term. AOC doesn’t know HOW to fix anything – primarily ‘cause she doesn’t know how things work. Harris is a hypocrite, Beto is a joke, Biden is a tool, and Sanders is a fool.

Warren is dangerous and very apt to generate the all-powerful revenge-for-Hillary vagina-vote tsunami. Reality is that she has about as much potential for running the place as I have for constructing a working Maserati out of Leggos. In fact, most of the Dem candidates’ memories are so bad that they could successfully plan their own surprise parties. The only things they can remember are the 5th Amendment safeguard from self-incrimination, borders are racist, and Orange Man bad.

The pendulum will swing, either a year from now in the genelec or 4 years after that when DJT is termed out. The GOP doesn’t have a clue how to win an election. Trump’s was a fluke – and he didn’t so much WIN it as the Dems LOST it with a congenital-liar, career-felon, potty-mouthed, alcoholic, hypocrite candidate.

Eventually, either Jan 2021 or Jan 2025, we’ll get a liberal of some sort in the Oval Office who’ll begin immediately reversing or cancelling or revising everything Trump has accomplished in the areas of national defense, border security, immigration reform, tax reform, industry revitalization, and unreliable media “reporting.”

The economy will slump from natural causes sooner or later, and parasites, loafers, criminals, aliens, even the voting dead will bring majorities to both houses of Congress and the new PotUS will begin replacing Trump-appointed magistrates on trumped-up charges to restore leftist bias to the judicial system.

Life after Trump will not be safer, wealthier, cleaner, purer, or happier simply because that pendulum went from one extreme to the other. We need look no further than the left coast to see strong proof of that – highest level of homeless in the nation, highest levels of taxes, highest levels of restrictions on personal choice, highest disparities between workers and elites, and highest levels of human waste on city streets.

Ben was spot on with his doubt that we’d be able to keep the republic intact.

Didja hear the latest? Chief Sitting Bullshit has been claiming for years that she was fired from a taeching position because she was preggers. As with her claim to be an Indian, it’s a lie. How do I know? Her lips are moving. Plus she’s a Dimocrat. The true story is different.

The Board of Education minutes show a part-time contract for her first year of teaching received unanimous approval during an August 1970 board meeting. Meeting minutes from November 1970 confirm Warren’s account that she was working on an “emergency” teaching certificate, showing unanimous approval “that a provisional certificate be requested for Mrs. Elizabeth Warren in speech therapy.”

Toward the end of Warren’s first year on the job, in April 1971, the board approved her contract for the following school year, the meeting minutes show. Two months later, the meeting minutes indicate that Warren had tendered her resignation.

“The resignation of Mrs. Elizabeth Warren, speech correctionist effective June 30, 1971 was accepted with regret,” the June 16, 1971, minutes say.

I guess it’s all in what your definition of resignation is.

Of course the Fake News Media won’t call her on this since they want her to win the nomination.

Remember, rules are different for Dimocrats.

Heh! William sent me this.

So the Gretard is in Iowa ranting about global warming climate change. How did she get there? Plane? Train? No, she drove a Tesla.

IOWA CITY, Iowa – The adults are still failing kids, Greta Thunberg told thousands of Iowans Friday.

“We teenagers and children shouldn’t have to take the responsibility.” the teenage climate activists said. “But right now the world leaders keep acting like children, and somebody needs to be the adult in the room.”

Thunberg drove to Iowa City on Friday in a Tesla to lend a hand to the local teens waging their own climate strikes.

Because everyone knows that electricity comes out of the wall and no carbon is used to generate it. If the Gretard has her way, there will not be enough electricity to power a Tesla.

Meanwhile on the Gretard’s side of the pond it might be a cold winter.

Researchers from University College London are forecasting an average temperature in the UK of just 3.9ºC (39ºF) for January to February in what is expected to be “the coldest weather in 30 years.”
Yahoo News reported Saturday that temperatures in Great Britain could reach as low as -14C with “snow event after snow event” expected to hit various parts of the territory.

Forecasters expect the lasting cold spell to begin sometime this month and to continue at least through March.

If this happens, the AGW crowd will blame it on global warming climate change.

Meanwhile the Gretard needs to get in her Tesla and drive it back to New York and catch her sailboat back to Sweden. Unfortunately, I think we’re gonna be stuck with her for a while. She’s prolly headed for the Left Coast where she can meet up with even more loonies and be worshiped as a climate goddess.

From Ron.

Saw Aerosmith live once back in the late 70’s.

Simply beautiful!

Perky ones from Ron in Ohio. (more…)

This week’s winner is Adam Shitt, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. Remeber, all during the Russian Collusion hoax he stated that he had evidence to convict Trump. It was all a lie just like this whistleblower bullshit. All lies. By a lying asshole.

So we’re setting some temperature records here in the Southeast so naturally the planet is burning up and destroying the Gretard’s dream. One of my friends back in Missouri has caught Trump Derangement Syndrome and along the way has joined the AGW religion. He told me that the last five years have been the warmest on record and of course it has been caused by humanity. This doesn’t really surprise me since he gets all of his news from MSDNC. He used to be a lot smarter than this.

I found this wonderful video at Zero Hedge that documents how the climate alarmists cherry pick data to convince us that the planet is coming to an end. Take the time to watch the whole thing. It will be worth it.

You never hear about how warm the planet was in the 1930’s.

Of course, you never hear how warm the plant was in the 10th to the 14th Centuries. At one time Greenland was actually green and was self sustaining for the colonists who moved there. Then the Little Ice Age hit and the colonists could no longer grow forage for their domestic animals.

We are not in a climate crisis little Gretard and the only thing destroying your dreams is your belief in the fairy tale told to you by the rat bastard commies in the AGW religion. What they have done to you is child abuse. But cheer up. You can prolly get into Harvard where you can meet David Hogg and the two of you can get married. Two liberal tools united.

Ron opines.

The relentless attacks on DJT are not on him alone but on all the people who voted for him and continue to support him. The obsessively petulant refusal of the left to accept a valid election result is a rebuke of the system itself. It’s as if they want to scrap the whole setup and go with a pure popularity contest based on who can raise the most money to establish the highest name recognition.

The Dems lie about Trump and selectively edit his remarks for their purposes, deliberately out of context, as they did with the “very fine people” comment and the “illegals are animals” thing, both of which have been completely debunked as false . . . disinformation spin of what actually was said.

Now the same merde is going for the infamous but innocent phone call with Zelensky during which Trump allegedly urged the Ukrainian leader to “dig up dirt” on his political opponents. Nowhere in the transcript do those words appear. What he said was “ [. . .] a lot of people want to find out about that [Biden’s son] so whatever you can do with the Attorney General would be great. Biden went around bragging that he stopped the prosecution [from looking into illegal or unethical activities by Hunter Biden] so if you can look into it . . . it sounds horrible to me.”

The problem is that the hard-core left needs their daily injection of “get Trump” and won’t bother to read the transcript. They’ll buy the lie because it’s what they want to hear. This is not “reporting”; it’s Goebbels-like propaganda. A hundred years ago you could find yourself in a barrel for doin that stuff . . . or at the bidness end of a horsewhip.

What happened is that Hunter Biden got a sweetheart deal making a huge salary working for a Ukrainian company for doing a job he knew nothing about. Considering that a bit odd, a Ukrainian prosecutor, with no prompting from anyone in the US, started looking into what appeared to be corruption at the expense of the Ukrainian people.

Once he heard about that, Biden’s father, the sitting US vice president, demanded the prosecutor be fired, threatening to hold up a billion dollars in US aid if he wasn’t, so that his kid could keep makin the big bucks.

And this is all Trump’s fault . . . . . how? Biden uses federal money as a weapon to support his son, but Trump’s asking Zelensky to look into it is impeachable?

Basically what we have is sore-loser Democrats demanding the President be impeached for trying to expose a crime the front-runner for the Dems in the 2020 election campaign is guilty of. The Dems have been investigating Trump for almost 3 years now like a mob of teenage boys trying to figure how to get a spy camera into the girls’ locker room, and the only thing they’ve exposed so far is their own crimes and corruption.

It was hilarious last week when the Dems painted themselves into a corner with the impeachment brush because the only “evidence” they have of Trump’s doing anything shady is a complaint they hadn’t yet seen, from a whistleblower they didn’t even know by name, from a transcript of a fone call they hadn’t yet read, that came from a call none of them ever heard.

Now, I’m absolutely certain that nothing DJT has done since taking office was any more illegal or unethical or unconstitutional than stuff FDR did . . . or JFK . . . or LBJ . . . or Nixon . . . or Slick . . . or DingleBarry.

I’m fairly confident that Truman tried to stay within the Constitutional limits. Ike, too. And Carter didn’t have the cojones to even consider anything shady. But the rest of ’em, including the Shrubs, very likely pulled some stuff that you and/or I woulda wound up in gaol for. Ronnie Raygun also bent some rules here and there, if you recall.

So what’s the beef? DJT’s sure’s hell doin a better job than any of the potuses we had for the quarter century before he took office. In a meritocracy, he’d be lionized. Good grief! Consider the crap Ted Kennedy got away with, and why are Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Strzok, et al. still contaminatin our air? Why is HRC even allowed to be IN the country after what she’s done to it.

Tell ya what, gang . . . you wanna see some REAL jaw-tightenin and hair-pullin and jaw-waggin histrionics, wait ‘til RBG’s pancreas abandons ship and DJT nominates Amy Barrett to replace her. Think the extinction-event asteroid will cause a ruckus? The Dems will go apoplectically thermonuke on that hearing ‘cause there won’t be any women to give false sexual testimony on her. And she ain’t even 50 yet, so she’d be there for-friggin-EVAH.