So, I was reading the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation the other day and came across an article about us leaving the Paris agreement, yannow, that agreement that sez we need to kill our economy as a sacrifice to Gaia. What’s funny about this agreement is no one is living up to it yet we are being castigated for leaving it. Also funny is the country that is cutting emissions the most is the Untied States. Yannow why? Because we are now converting our power plants to natural gas. Guess why we have so much natural gas? Because of fracking. Guess what the rat bastard commies in this country want to ban? Fracking.

Anyhoo, this article is from the Associated Press and was written by some booger eatin’ moh-ron named Seth Borenstein. This is the second article I’ve read by this dipwad in which he reports global warming bullshit as fact. For example:

Climate change,largely caused by the burning of coal, oil, and gas has already warmed the world by 1.8 degrees since the late 1800s, caused massive melting of ice globally, triggered weather extremes, and change ocean chemistry.

Didja know that in 1100 BC the earth was warmer than it is now? Where were all of the burning of coal, oil and gas back then? It was also pretty warm in 1300 AD when the Vikings reached North America. No big burning of fossil fuels then. The planet has been warming since the Little Ice Age in the 17th Century. The climate runs in cycles and carbon has nothing to do with it. CO2 is such a small amount of the gas in the atmosphere (.04 percent) that it’s impossible for it to have any effect upon climate. It’s that big yellow ball up in the sky that controls the climate.

Here’s another howler.

And scientists say, depending on how much carbon dioxide is emitted, it will only get worse by the end of the century with temperatures jumping by several degrees and the oceans rising by close to three feet.

Three feet? Holy crap! Bring it on! Flood New York, LA, and San Fagcisco! JHFC! That three foot rise of the oceans was debunked long ago but that doesn’t stop this asshat from putting it in this story. I’m surprised that he didn’t throw in Michael Mann’s discredited hockey stick.

And the Fake News Media wonder why we don’t take them seriously.