This week’s asshole is the new Michael Avenatti, Mark Zaid, the lawyer for the whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella. Psssst! The whistleblower’s name is supposed to be a secret but everyone knows who it is. Anyhoo, Zaid tweeted as far back as 2017 that “the coup has started”. Remember Avenatti was the creepy porn lawyer. Zaid is the creepy pedo lawyer. He really had a thing for watching Disney girls on YouTube. Trump really is lucky in his enemies.

Update: Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.