401-K

Have y’all checked your 401-Ks lately? Mine is doing great. Being over 70.5 years old, I have to take money out. This year, even though I take money out every month, it keeps on growing. I have more money in it than last year at this time. I love the Trump economy!

I was really worried last year when the Dimocrats took over the House. I was afraid they would do sumpin’ to derail the economy. Instead, they have used all of their energy in trying to impeach Trump. With all of the hearings on the sham Russian collusion and now this Ukrainian bullshit, they haven’t had time to pass any laws or do anything else to fuck up the economy.

It’s a great time to be a SRF©!

The more the Dimocrats run their impeachment circus the better the economy gets. Keep it up Dims. At this rate, you’re gonna lose the House. As it is, the big money dudes on Wall Street, who mostly support Dimocrats, have said they will sit out the election if rat bastard commie Chief Sitting Bullshit wins the nomination.

I’m so old I remember when the fat cats on Wall Street were Republicans.

I guess it’s easier to bribe Dimocrats than it is Republicans.