Excuses

Lots of excuses going round.

Of course we still have Thunder Rodent Thighs who wrote a book of excuses as to why she lost to Trump. She still thinks she won the election and would like to run again but the only voices she hears telling her to run are the ones in her head.

Not to be undone, Stacey Abrams Tank still refuses to concede the guv’ners race and sez if it wasn’t for voter suppression she would be guv’ner. If that’s so then lets hear it for voter suppression.

Then we have Horizontal Harris. Her excuse for not doing well in the primaries is that the country is “not ready for a woman of color”. She does realize she’s running for the Dimocrat nomination and it’s Dimocrats who decide the winner. She’s accusing her party of being racist. In her case she’s right. The Dimocrat Party is racist and has been that way since it’s formation. But, if Moochelle were to jump in I’ll bet she would do much better than Harris.

And now the latest whiner, Elizabeth Banks. She just made a Charlie’s Angels reboot and it turns out it’s a bomb. Her excuse? Men don’t want to see action movies with female leads. Now that, of course is bullshit! We love strong females in action roles. Howza ’bout Ripley in the Alien movies? Howza ’bout Sarah Conner in the first two Terminator movies. Wonder Woman? Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games? You remember the Hunger Games movies right? You were in them.

If the movie is well written and acted female action movies are great. Men love ’em. Or if the babes are hot they can carry a bad movie.

The problem with the latest Charlie’s Angels is the Angels aren’t very hot. That was the only thing the TV series had going for it, three hot babes. The previous two movies had semi-hot ladies. Cameron Diaz – hot. Drew Barrymore – semi-hot but she’s got big boobs. Lucy Liu – semi-hot. Compared to the TV series’ Angels, and the first two movies’ Angels, these Angels are a bunch of barkers.

Haven’t seen the movie (you can’t drag me to a movies theater) so I can’t comment on the script, but I hear it sucks. That’s on you Lizzie. You wrote it. You also directed it. Don’t blame men for your incompetence.

I won’t watch this film when it hits cable just like I didn’t watch the estrogen version of Ghostbusters and I didn’t watch Ocean’s Eight.

Hot babes and a good script and I guarantee men will watch the movie. I’ll even watch it when it comes on cable.

9 comments on “Excuses

  1. One movie I liked a great deal and will stand up for. The very first “Underworld” movie with Kate Beckinsale. That was a great film. The following sequels were awful. But the first was great, with a kickass female lead, and lot of good actiona and fight scenes.

  2. I bet there are still more Farrah Fawcett posters left in this world than there will be posters sold of all the new female “stars” we’re supposed to think are hot.

  3. “If the movie is well written and acted female action movies are great. Men love ’em. Or if the babes are hot they can carry a bad movie.”

    If the babes wear next to nothing, a next to nothing plot gets forgiven. Those Italian swords and sandal epics from the 1960s and 70s probably topped the “cleavage count” category. (Today, she’s dressed to the neck and third in command but calling the shots on the totally preposterous Star Trek Discovery. Go figure.)

    For free TV movies, try Pluto.tv offering This Old House, Dr. Who classic serials, and loads of auto-restoration programs, etc. Another free movie place is at Tubitv.com. Neither site requires sign-in at this time.

  4. trump has completed his service to the country;
    like washington and jefferson
    He could retire and return to his family business affairs
    he would be much happier out of politics

    • On the contrary, his second term will surpass this first. The illegal immigrant Barry Soetoro said that very same thing. Trump however will actually accomplish it.

      We breathlessly await his appointing replacements for the notoriously liberal 9th Circus Court out of San Franfreakshow. He surely will tilt the Supreme Court after the crone Ginsburg is finally entombed…and maybe appoint a few more before finally 2024.

      Ooog. Makes us “OK-to-be-a-Boomer” types get warm-‘n’-fuzzy, anticipating what happens next. Will there even be enough Donks left, after Schiff, to warm a small phone booth?

      “COMPLETED serving his country”? He’s hardly started.

      The man who dares to tell Demo-filth “no” is on a roll. The idiot Schiff and cohorts will not be reelected, their voters finally tired of outright lies spun from hearsay garbage.
      Schiff’s circle jerk has killed the Party of Trash. Adios. They should leave now, ahead of the tar and feathers.

  5. A belated note: the new Charlie’s Angels….

    “The latest disaster is a Charlie’s Angels reboot that managed to combine the pulse pounding excitement of an Elizabeth Warren rally with the script of an Elizabeth Warren rally. It opened with $8 million and went downhill from there. By Monday, it was grossing $155 per theater. Yes, you read that correctly.

    “It would have been more profitable for theaters showing the feminist Charlie’s Angels reboot to replace it with a mime act, a snail eating contest, or the national conference of Blacks for Buttigieg.”

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    A good article on feminist film flops, in an post-Harvey Weinstein era….
    https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2019/11/feminist-movie-reboots-lost-hollywood-200-million-daniel-greenfield/

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