So, I was reading the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation the other day and came across an article about us leaving the Paris agreement, yannow, that agreement that sez we need to kill our economy as a sacrifice to Gaia. What’s funny about this agreement is no one is living up to it yet we are being castigated for leaving it. Also funny is the country that is cutting emissions the most is the Untied States. Yannow why? Because we are now converting our power plants to natural gas. Guess why we have so much natural gas? Because of fracking. Guess what the rat bastard commies in this country want to ban? Fracking.
Anyhoo, this article is from the Associated Press and was written by some booger eatin’ moh-ron named Seth Borenstein. This is the second article I’ve read by this dipwad in which he reports global warming bullshit as fact. For example:
Climate change,largely caused by the burning of coal, oil, and gas has already warmed the world by 1.8 degrees since the late 1800s, caused massive melting of ice globally, triggered weather extremes, and change ocean chemistry.
Didja know that in 1100 BC the earth was warmer than it is now? Where were all of the burning of coal, oil and gas back then? It was also pretty warm in 1300 AD when the Vikings reached North America. No big burning of fossil fuels then. The planet has been warming since the Little Ice Age in the 17th Century. The climate runs in cycles and carbon has nothing to do with it. CO2 is such a small amount of the gas in the atmosphere (.04 percent) that it’s impossible for it to have any effect upon climate. It’s that big yellow ball up in the sky that controls the climate.
Here’s another howler.
And scientists say, depending on how much carbon dioxide is emitted, it will only get worse by the end of the century with temperatures jumping by several degrees and the oceans rising by close to three feet.
Three feet? Holy crap! Bring it on! Flood New York, LA, and San Fagcisco! JHFC! That three foot rise of the oceans was debunked long ago but that doesn’t stop this asshat from putting it in this story. I’m surprised that he didn’t throw in Michael Mann’s discredited hockey stick.
And the Fake News Media wonder why we don’t take them seriously.
You know, it’s hilarious. As I head south on my annual pilgrimage on my boat, and as I pass through many low lying areas, I am impressed at the number of ignorant people continually building houses along the banks. It appears that not that many people along the eastern seaboard are buying into the waters are rising nonsense. Go you!
Sea levels have always risen and fallen, coastlines have always changed shape, and riverways have always shifted. Anyone who understands anything about geology, physics, history, and geography should already know this. Throughout history humans have had to deal with these realities. Only an ignoramus or a brainwashed ideologue could believe these are new developments and exclusively caused by human activity.
The 1800s, they say? Hogwash. Scientific instruments were in their infancy then. The benchmark is bogus. The results are arbitrary, particularly when the eco-freaks refuse to consider sunspots — or accept that OTHER countries need to pitch in, and are not. But it’s all our fault. Greta Gotcha told us so.
Climate scientists have recently testified before Congress that we only have eighteen months to save their jobs.
AGW has been debunked more times than we can count.
People believe it because they want to believe it.
You can’t fix stupid.
“Global Warming “didn’t stop 0bama from building his mansion on “soon to be flooded” Martha’s Vineyard .
The warmist’s hypocrisy is incredibly blatant .
The same Obama who got us into the Climate Agreement illegally because he didn’t have authorization to do it.
I’m lucky enough to live in an area where we get our forecasts from Anthony Watts. For those who aren’t familiar with him http://www.wattsupwiththat.com does more to poke holes in the Globull Warmening religion than anyplace else I’ve seen.
Before I discovered GOC in Atlanta about 20 years ago I was doing battle with several green websites. The big issue then was the depletion of Ozone which resulted in rhe ban of certain aerosol propellents .
The Climate freaks touted a Com puter model program which was proving their contentions except for the nasty fact it never matched up with the actual results.
No fear lets just update the program again & again & again over & over for the last 20 years.
Once they even claimed good ozone migrated to the upper atmosphere while the bad ozone produced by cars & trucks for some reason stayed close to the ground in California to help create smog This was the claimed reason their flawed ever changing Computer model did not work .
If you want to ruin their day,ask these fools just what is the normal global temperature or the normal sea level. It is true you just cannot fix stupid…….I* am sure they even have a computer model for that.
Oh I almost forgot, the Ozone hole is slowly closing & none of their computer models predicted that. Maybe it just is normal & this dreaded climate environmental disaster is just a bullshit fantasy……Maybe another revised computer model can reach this conclusion.
Taken to their (il)logical conclusions, what these computer models ultimately attempt to model is strategies for the political takeover of the global economy.
Yep. It’s part of a multi-faceted strategy to take America apart brick by brick.
Or, anyone who “likes” your bogus climate report paper is deemed a scientist. Then the Goebbels disciples (a.k.a. the MSM) will declare 11,000 scientists agree we have only months left.
Point out that there are 7.8 million scientists, they double down on the BS.
Those 11,000 scientists included such luminaries as Mickey Mouse and Albus Dumbledore.
Both of whom would have more credibility than Al Gore.
Nobody can rely on a weather forecast for next week, yet we’re supposed to accept one for 100 years from now? GMAFB!