AOTW 11-22-2019

Hey! Didja hear that asshole Swalwell fart on live TV? That’s OK. It was on MSDNC so not many people did but here he is.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer asshole.

But he doesn’t get AOTW. That goes to (“call me Lt. Col”) Vindeman. This is a dude who is guilty of among other things insubordination along with perjury and a host of other offenses. Don Surber sez he looks like Flounder. Of course Flounder had some redeeming qualities and was basically a nice guy. Vindman is an asshole.

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Also Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Definitions

Mike sent me these.

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians!

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins live on

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official!

Ronsday – Impeachment Hearings

Here’s Ron along with some images he sent.

Nope! Will NOT listen to professional politicians. Basically for the same reason I don’t eat from garbage cans – the stuff that comes out of ‘em is useless, rotten, and bad for human health on a national level.

The only thing I wanna hear Schiffweasel say is, “I’ve been wrong, about everything, and hereby resign.”

Problem is, he’ll be re-elected, along with Botox Nan, “Whitey’s the problem” Waters, Airhead AOC, “Death to America” Omar, Jerry the Hut, Bernie the Commie . . . and if Her Rotten Heinous injects her Grey Goose self into the mix, 60 million ignoramuses will vote for her again.

If I wanna watch somebody do interrogations, I’ll go with Goren (Criminal Intent). If I wanna see entertaining investigative procedures, I’ll watch Bones, or NCIS, or Columbo. If I wanna see dirty public servants exposed and dirtbags served justice, I’ll get a Dirty Harry movie.

If I’m lookin for political intrigue, I’ll go with Shakespeare, or Boccaccio, or Sophocles, not a buncha greedy, power-hungry, self-repetitive parasites reading from lists of leading questions designed NOT to discover the facts but to support their implications.

Schiff-for-brains offers perfidy, which late-nite comics do MUCH better; treachery, for which the FBI, NSC, and CIA have MORE than amply lowered the bar; and parody, which even SNL does better than he can, not to mention the Sacramento Bee.

Anyone with more than two functioning cortical synapses knows that the House will vote to impeach – hell, they’d have done so over a year ago before Schiffty produced his “whistleblower.” “Guilty!! Now, as to the crime, that’s for us to know and everyone else to wonder about.”

And everybody, including SanFranSickoNan and Schmucky, understand that there’s simply no way 20 Republican senators are gonna jump across the aisle and convict a sitting president just because a buncha butthurt liberals don’t like him, especially considering unemployment figures and the economy.

No . . . it’s a cosplay shampeachment with the grand inquisitor sporting a kangaroo skin instead of a scarlet cape. It smacks of Himmler, and Goebbels, and Stalin, and Mao . . . and I ain’t a’gonna give it any more of my attention than I would a runaway dog diggin thru the trash cans behind a 7-11.

It’s a power-grab, a coup, a weaponization of Article II, Section 4’s mention of the term “Bribery,” which resonates SO much clearer in the public mind than “Quid Pro Quo” or “Misdemeanors” (read as “butthurt”) which most people would have to google to find out what they mean.

Excuses

Lots of excuses going round.

Of course we still have Thunder Rodent Thighs who wrote a book of excuses as to why she lost to Trump. She still thinks she won the election and would like to run again but the only voices she hears telling her to run are the ones in her head.

Not to be undone, Stacey Abrams Tank still refuses to concede the guv’ners race and sez if it wasn’t for voter suppression she would be guv’ner. If that’s so then lets hear it for voter suppression.

Then we have Horizontal Harris. Her excuse for not doing well in the primaries is that the country is “not ready for a woman of color”. She does realize she’s running for the Dimocrat nomination and it’s Dimocrats who decide the winner. She’s accusing her party of being racist. In her case she’s right. The Dimocrat Party is racist and has been that way since it’s formation. But, if Moochelle were to jump in I’ll bet she would do much better than Harris.

And now the latest whiner, Elizabeth Banks. She just made a Charlie’s Angels reboot and it turns out it’s a bomb. Her excuse? Men don’t want to see action movies with female leads. Now that, of course is bullshit! We love strong females in action roles. Howza ’bout Ripley in the Alien movies? Howza ’bout Sarah Conner in the first two Terminator movies. Wonder Woman? Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games? You remember the Hunger Games movies right? You were in them.

If the movie is well written and acted female action movies are great. Men love ’em. Or if the babes are hot they can carry a bad movie.

The problem with the latest Charlie’s Angels is the Angels aren’t very hot. That was the only thing the TV series had going for it, three hot babes. The previous two movies had semi-hot ladies. Cameron Diaz – hot. Drew Barrymore – semi-hot but she’s got big boobs. Lucy Liu – semi-hot. Compared to the TV series’ Angels, and the first two movies’ Angels, these Angels are a bunch of barkers.

Haven’t seen the movie (you can’t drag me to a movies theater) so I can’t comment on the script, but I hear it sucks. That’s on you Lizzie. You wrote it. You also directed it. Don’t blame men for your incompetence.

I won’t watch this film when it hits cable just like I didn’t watch the estrogen version of Ghostbusters and I didn’t watch Ocean’s Eight.

Hot babes and a good script and I guarantee men will watch the movie. I’ll even watch it when it comes on cable.

Circus Town

Lucky me. This week Atlanta is the circus capital of the world.

Over the weekend we had the Krapperdick Circus. The NFL scheduled a worked out for Colon at the Falcon’s facility in Flowery Branch. Scouts for 25 NFL teams showed up to watch the washed up QB show his stuff. Unfortunately, he decided he didn’t want to work out at a state of the art NFL facility. Instead, at the last minute, he decided to move his work out to a High school sixty miles south of Flowery Branch. Many of the scouts said, “Fuck it!” and headed to the airport. The dude isn’t interested in playing in the NFL. He just wants to be a martyr.

This pic never gets old. How Krapperdick spends his Sundays.

So now that the Krapperdick Circus has left town, the Dimocrat Circus is just moving in. Yep! The Dims are holding one of their debates here in Atlanta this week. I’m sure this will be all over the local media. Fortunately, I don’t watch he news on TV so I’ll miss all the gushing about the Dimocrat candidates. Of course the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation will be all over it. Already their have been articles where the Dims are claiming that Georgia is now a real battleground state and the Dims are poised to win both Senate seats in 2020. Also Georgia will go for the Dimocrat in the presidential election.

That’s not the only circus in town. The Crooked Cankles Clown Show will be here as well. The Marcus Jewish Community Center of Atlanta (which is here in Beautiful Dunwoody not very far from GOC Central) holds a book festival every year where they bring in authors and celebrities. This year, they are bringing in Crooked Cankles and her Spawn of Clinton to speak about their latest ghost written book. I’m sure the PIAP will talk about all of the people who are encouraging her to run for president again.

Speaking of clowns, Stacey Abrams Tank has just come out and said that the Electoral College should be abolished because it’s racist. WTF isn’t racist nowadays? Listening to her explanation of why there is an Electoral College shows that she knows nothing about the Constitution or why we have the Electoral College. We dodged a bullet by not electing this booger eatin’ moh-ron as our guv’nor.

How did Atlanta get so lucky as to have of theses circuses in one week?

AOTW 11-15-2019

Crooked Cankles is hearing voices that are telling her to run. As I read on another site, those voices are Jack Daniels and Jim Beam, among others.

The Bullshiff Show continues in the House as the Dimocrats continue their quest to overthrow the results of the 2016 election. Speaker Blinky even focus grouped some crimes to try to convict Trump of. Turns out bribery scored high so that’s their crime du jour. The nice thing is the American public is not getting fooled by the Bullshiff Show. Trump’s approval numbers are going up and his fundraising is doing great as well.

Blinky and Shiff for brains win another award.

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Also Epstein didn’t kill himself.