We had some record lows here in Atlanta and we weren’t the only ones.

Chicago.

CHICAGO (WLS) — Chicago plunged into a record-breaking freeze Tuesday with single-digit temperatures and below-zero wind chills.

The official low for Tuesday at O’Hare Airport was 7 degrees, breaking the previous record low for November 12 of 8 degrees – the coldest temperature ever recorded so early in the season. A record low temperature was also set on Monday, with temperatures dipping to 13 degrees.

Cincinnati.

Two records for cold temperatures were set overnight while Cincinnati was sleeping.

Before midnight, the temperature dipped to 12 degrees, setting a new record low for Nov. 12. Then, after midnight temperatures hit 13 degrees, breaking the record low for Wednesday.

The temperature continues to fall Wednesday morning, dipping to 11 degrees at CVG, making it the coldest morning for mid-November since the 1950s. If the low hits 9 degrees, it will be the earliest we’ve dipped to single digits since 1880.

Rest of the country.

“Hundreds of cold temperature records have been set over the last few days, including some dating back over a century to 1911,” Hennen said. The freezing temperatures made it as far south as Houston, New Orleans and the Florida Panhandle, he said.

Much of the eastern half of the country will continue below normal temperature-wise through the weekend, but each day will be slightly warmer.

By Thursday morning, the Mid-Atlantic region to Maine could suffer record-low temps, CNN meteorologist Michael Guy said.

The NWS compared this Arctic outbreak to the 1911 “Blue Norther.” Within a day, record-breaking cold temps in the 20s were followed by record-warm temperatures near 80 degrees for much of the Plains to the East Coast.

While this week’s temperatures will rise across much of the country Thursday, they’ll still be 10 to 20 degrees below average, Guy said.

Somehow this record cold will be blamed on global warming climate change. Maybe someone could ‘splain it to me. Robin? Anyone.

I’m also waiting for the announcement that this was the warmest November evah and that so far 2019 has been the warmest year evah.

In other global warming climate change news, the Gretard has hitched a ride to Spain on another yacht.

Wasn’t she just in California? How did she get back to the East Coast. Here’s how.

Opposed to the horrific gas guzzlers that are transatlantic jet liners, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg arrived in the US via a zero-emission sailboat.

Just weeks later, after completely decimating the hypocrisy of the UN climate community and burning holes in the back of President Trump with her eyes, Thunberg is off again.

This time she is sailing away on a hot air balloon powered only by her fiery breath.

Granted, this vessel is not zero-emissions like her sailboat. This Greta-breath balloon does create CO2, but not more than when the 16-year-old laid waste to the UN Panel on Climate Hyperbole earlier this week.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ron rants.

Back in the early 30s when Mama’s Boy Herr Schickelgruber realized he couldn’t take over the country by force and couldn’t get enough votes to take control of the Reichstag legitimately, he decided to go the extortion and intimidation route.

Around 1932 or so, he and his henchmen Diels, Göring, and Müller formed a state police force which operated basically in secret through extortion, intimidation, and fake slander dossiers to eliminate anyone who opposed their political plans.

Technically the organization was named the Geheime Staatspolizei, which translates literally to “Secret State Police.” The title was soon shortened to an easily recited acronym, Gestapo, which became a trigger word in Germany within a few years.

Basically what was going on was that the failed painter who put 4 years into army service . . . DURING WARTIME . . . and got no higher in rank than corporal decided that Germany was going the wrong way and needed his particular brand of fixin.

Odd, at least to me, that the first guy in charge of the politically weaponized American secret state police would be named Mueller (which is how Müller has to be spelled in English, since we have no umlaut), the second in command was a heroin addict who was grossly obese and psychotic (kinda like Nadler), and they were both eventually replaced by a failed chicken farmer who resembled the ideal of the Master Race about as much as Schiff resembles Rambo.

Hitler was a loser who felt that the Weimar Republic had betrayed the Deutsche Volk and it was his destiny to bring it down and replace it with his vaunted Tausend Jahre Reich, which lasted less than 12 years.

But, he did – through political, personal, and character assassination — use his private army Brown Shirts and his Gestapo to eliminate all legal, political, and physical roadblocks to his ascension to Chancellor, then President, and finally Führer (Fuehrer if you can’t make der Umlaut).

Himmler . . . just as Nadler brings Goering to mind, Schiff brings Himmler to mind. A little weirdo whom you wouldn’t trust alone in your office for more than 2 seconds, the major difference being that Himmler was squinty-eyed and Schiff is bug-eyed. Still, the goal is to bring down a legitimate government and replace it with an Alptraum, just as did Hitler, Goering, and Himmler.

Und zo, instead of “Gestapo” they’ve set up a “Destapo” to accomplish their coup d’etat: a Deep State Pogrom designed to eliminate the vile conservatives (their version of Hitler’s hated communists) and the major obstacle to their acquiring peak power – their personal Hindenburg . . . Orange Man.

Mueller began as their Schutzstaffel, their dirty-cop dreckbagger, but unlike Himmler and Heydrich, he couldn’t create a lethal faux dossier as did 4Chan, which was later copied by the inept Brit MI6 twerp Steele.

Hitler was a thug, a sadist, a risk-taker, a closet bi-sexual, a pedophile, a one-trick pony, a disastrous military strategist, a drug addict, a racist, and a megalomaniac. Without the Wall Street crash in ’29, he would’ve continued simply annoying people until fading into complete irrelevance when people got tired of his haranguing drecch.

And that’s what’s going on with Schiff today . . . secret sessions, intimidation, threats, innuendo, rhetorical devices, showboating, and writing more subpoenas than legislation, which is what he was sent to D.C. for as a Congressworm, not as a 3rd millennium failed chicken farmer.

Problem is, it’s all tied to an aging remnant of Schickelgruber’s Gestapo, this Destapo of Schiff and Nadler – Soros. He was a quisling, a jew who squealed on other jews for his own advancement in power circles and monetary gain.

And now he’s to Democrat potus wannabes what Eckart and Hoffman were to the emerging NAZI madman. Hitler and his propaganda expert Goebbels liked to remind their staff that if the lie is big enough and you tell it often enough, eventually it will become truth to the sheeple.

That’s exactly what Soros and his Destapo are doing today through the mainstream media, repeating the lies of collusion, racism, and extortion by Trump to the point that they’re the first things that come up in people’s minds when elections are discussed.

Soros never forgot the efficiency and effectiveness of Goebbels’ and Himmler’s tactics, and he’s using them today by spreading the millions he stole from Europe to promote the downfall of a New World republic so that he can replace it with a Tausend Jahre Alptraum in memory of his beloved Adolf.

It’s not PotUS who needs to be excised for the health of the republic; it’s Soros.

From George. Some of these apply to me.

~ When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

~ To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it!

~ When I say, “The other day” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

~ Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.” Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job.”

~ Cop: “Please step out of the car.” Me: I’m too drunk. You get in.”

~ I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

~ I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

~ Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

~ If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

~ When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “Nothing” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

~ Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 is new midnight.

~ I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

~ I run like the winded.

~ I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.

~ I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.

~ When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

~ I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

~ When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like, east.

~ It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.

~ Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.

~ The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Have y’all checked your 401-Ks lately? Mine is doing great. Being over 70.5 years old, I have to take money out. This year, even though I take money out every month, it keeps on growing. I have more money in it than last year at this time. I love the Trump economy!

I was really worried last year when the Dimocrats took over the House. I was afraid they would do sumpin’ to derail the economy. Instead, they have used all of their energy in trying to impeach Trump. With all of the hearings on the sham Russian collusion and now this Ukrainian bullshit, they haven’t had time to pass any laws or do anything else to fuck up the economy.

It’s a great time to be a SRF©!

The more the Dimocrats run their impeachment circus the better the economy gets. Keep it up Dims. At this rate, you’re gonna lose the House. As it is, the big money dudes on Wall Street, who mostly support Dimocrats, have said they will sit out the election if rat bastard commie Chief Sitting Bullshit wins the nomination.

I’m so old I remember when the fat cats on Wall Street were Republicans.

I guess it’s easier to bribe Dimocrats than it is Republicans.

Take some time out today to thank all of the veterans who served.

From Will J.

And a joke from my buddy Pres.

You know how young gals will flirt at and tease old men?

Well, a girl recently sexted me this picture and asked, “Well old man, what do you think? (more…)

This week’s asshole is the new Michael Avenatti, Mark Zaid, the lawyer for the whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella. Psssst! The whistleblower’s name is supposed to be a secret but everyone knows who it is. Anyhoo, Zaid tweeted as far back as 2017 that “the coup has started”. Remember Avenatti was the creepy porn lawyer. Zaid is the creepy pedo lawyer. He really had a thing for watching Disney girls on YouTube. Trump really is lucky in his enemies.

Update: Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.