And a joke from my buddy Pres.
You know how young gals will flirt at and tease old men?
Well, a girl recently sexted me this picture and asked, “Well old man, what do you think?
I texted her back…
“You need to clean your room”
I’m sure you would have done the same.
Why do they tilt their phone for selfies…it puts cranks in my old neck…ok go punsters!!!
For that I won’t mind a crick in the neck.
Another great Saturday morning!
Hmmm crick rhymes with… .
Give me an hour I’ll write a joke lol
I think he means a crick in his crank.
What room?
I think she needs me to hold that left one up level with the right. We’ll get around to cleanin’ up the room later.
I would have replied, “Hey hon when you get around to making the bed. Please look for my teeth “
I would have said …..Disgraceful ! Lets get something straight between you & me. Well ,one can dream cant I.