Poor little Gretard. She’s stranded.
Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg is looking to the world for suggestions as to how she can re-cross the Atlantic after next month’s U.N. climate summit in Chile was unexpectedly scrapped.
The 16-year-old made it from Sweden to California by yacht, train and electric car before Chile’s government announced it was canning the summit because of political unrest in the South American nation.
And where was the event moved to?
The COP25 summit will now be held in Spain and she is pleading for public help to make the 6000-mile trip through carbon-free modes of transportation.
Maybe she can swim across the ocean. Or howza ’bout a rowboat?
As #COP25 has officially been moved from Santiago to Madrid I’ll need some help,” Ms Thunberg tweeted from Los Angeles.
“It turns out I’ve travelled half around the world, the wrong way.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you’re stuck in the US. Where’s that yacht you used to get here?
Thunberg refuses to fly because of the carbon emissions involved.
Of course that didn’t stop the crew of the yacht from flying home thus offsetting the carbon emissions she “saved”. Gretard, you are such a young stupid tool.
Her cry for assistance Friday came after she spent time with Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio discussing ways and means to help the world struggle through what they claim is a “climate and ecological emergency,” as Breitbart News reported. DiCraprio called her a “leader of our time” and revealed they have made “a commitment to support one another.
Ah yes. Leo the climate hypocrite who flies everywhere on his private jet. The Gretard should look at him and say, “How dare you!”
Thunberg was in Los Angeles to attend a student demonstration for climate change. She also appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, which tapes in nearby Burbank.
On the Ellen show, Thunberg was asked if she would ever sit down face-to-face with U.S. President Donald Trump to examine her climate activism.
“I don’t understand why I would do that,” Thunberg told DeGeneres, to loud applause from the studio audience. “I think it would be a waste of time really.”
Yep because Trump would prolly pat you on the head and tell you to go back to school and learn some science.
Here’s a suggestion fro the Gretard.
#GoGretaGo pic.twitter.com/FQAQIRXK6K
— Corvus (@derKolkrabe) November 1, 2019
What a butthead. She only has a month to get there. Start walking. Let’s see. 30 days x 24 hours/day = 720 hours. 6000 miles/720 hours = 8.33 miles per hours. Maybe she needs a bike.
They’re all hypocrites. The greenest way to do any of this stuff is to Skype it from their basements in their underwear, like the rest of their brainwashed loser adherents.
Drop her off in Africa so she won’t have to use fossil fuels to heat her hut.
From the way people talk, I thought that she could walk on water.
I love it!
We should just have ICE deport her for all the unrest she is stirring up. Then President Trump can convince Shinto Abe to take her off our hands. To make sure it is a quid pro Quo, he can throw in a case of Samuel Adams, a hang over to make the headache worth getting.
China’s delegation to the “export all jobs to communist countries” fair could swing by and give the dotard a ride since her precious glowbull whoring is designed to keep them afloat with manufacturing exports to fools while reducing prosperous nations o third world status and accomplishing nada on emissions.
Row vs. Wade. Take your pick.
Niiiiiiice!
Awesome!
If this addled imp thinks DiCaprio is an intellectual source for ANYTHING, then someone is missing the larger joke.
He’s the smartest idiot in Hollywood.
How about a hot air balloon? Oh wait, those use propane to heat the air. Well ok, maybe a blimp filled with helium.
““It turns out I’ve travelled half around the world, the wrong way.””
Pretty much sums up her life so far.
Greta “Wrong Way Corrigan” Thune. Unlike the Magic
Retard, he actually knew where he was going. Corrigan
was denied a permit by the CAA to fly solo across the
Atlantic Ocean. He filed a flight plan for a return trip
to California and turned his rattletrap aircraft to the East.
After landing in Ireland, he got a nastygram from the CAA
and responded by saying, “I got lost.”
Try making that journey overland. Even if she borrows Governor Biceps
electric Humvee, she is generating carbon emissions. If she wipes her
ass, the Magic Retard is clueless about the energy suck involved in
paper production. Since I am sure there are ample charging stations
along the roadsides in the undeveloped areas of Canada, what will
happen when (if) she even makes it to the Bearing Strait?
Assuming she arrives in January (if at all,) I’d love to see her try to
hop a ride on a sail-powered boat in gale-force winds. Assuming she
gets to Siberia in the dead of winter, the only option would be the
Trans-Siberian railroad, (if the rail line is snow-free.) The journey
would require the production of enough Co2 to dwarf that of a
commercial airliner. Some wealthy benefactor could charter a
747 for her sole use on a world tour and it would a greener option!