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AOTW 12-20-2019

So many assholes, so little time.

Tulsi Gabbard. Fake centrist. Coward. ‘Nuff said.

Of course we have Speaker Blinky who was in a big hurry to pass impeachment but now is delaying sending the articles to the Senate. Blinky thinks she runs the gummint and can force the Senate to abide by her and Schmuck Schumer’s rules. Not likely.

James Clyburn said the House is holding off sending the articles of impeachment to the Senate because they don’t want a kangaroo court in the Senate. Yep! That option is reserved for the House.

But I’m gonna give it to Robert De Niro who went on The Spew and vomited forth a bunch of his Trump Derangement Syndrome bullshit. Among other things he said this, “I don’t want my kids to take this the wrong way, but if my kids did what his kids did, I wouldn’t want to be related to them. I would disown them.”

I wonder what he’s talking about? Trump’s kids don’t drink or do drugs. His sons all worked their way up through the business. I’d be proud to have kids like that. I wonder if any of De Niro’s kids have drug problems. Having De Niro as a farther I doubt if they are as well adjusted as Trump’s kids.

Fuck you Bob! You’re an asshole.

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On the same show, Meghan McRINO said, “He’s deeply emasculated by my father’s legacy and he can’t take it.” What legacy is that fat girl? The Keating Five? Songbird? Losing to Obungler? Stabbing Sarah Palin in the back? Voting against repealing Obummercare? Being a fake conservative? Like that’s gonna emasculate Trump who’s a better Republican and a better conservative than your daddy ever was.

The Dog Caught The Car

The Dims did it. They impeached Trump. Now what? They don’t know what to do. Speaker Blinky is considering not sending the articles of impeachment to the Senate for a trial. Why not? Because they know that the Senate will acquit.

So, is Trump impeached if the articles aren’t sent to the Senate?

What if they gave an impeachment and nobody came?

One theory is that Blinky is holding out trying to get the Senate to change its rules and do things her way. Like Bitch McConnell is gonna do that.

The Dims caught the car. Now they don’t know what to do with it.

Meanwhile, Trump’s popularity keeps growing. The RNC is raising money at record levels. They just had the best November evah!

Thanks Blinky.

Tulsi

The big news is that Tulsi Gabbard voted “present” on impeachment. Gabbard said that Trump is guilty of wrongdoing, but that she could not endorse a “purely partisan process.”

WTF? If he’s guilty you vote for impeachment. If not you vote no. Voting “present” is a sign of cowardice.

Tulsi is trying to convince people she’s a centrist and a moderate Dimocrat.

I’ve got news for you. There are four things that aren’t real: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a moderate Moslem, and a moderate Dimocrat.

Tulsi’s claim to fame is she took out Horizontal Harris. That wasn’t hard to do since Harris is dumb as a stump.

JHFC! Tulsi is from Hawaii. She’s as liberal as they come. She supports most of the same policies as Bernie and Pocahonky. This bullshit about her being a centrist is just that. Bullshit.

Don’t fall for it.

Ronsday – More Impeachment

Yep! The clown show in the House continues as the Dims are exp0ected to vote on impeaching the president for the crime of winning the 2016 election and if the Republicans don’t take back the House they’ll impeach him again for the crime of winning the 2020 election.

Ron continues to write about impeachment.

Have y’all noticed that when SanFranNan gets her hand on that gavel, the US House of Representatives morphs into the ‘Hood of Reprehensibles?

Reality is that if not for the constant exhortation (with exultation) by the leftist media, the whole idea of impeachment would have died long ago from neglect by Congress, not to mention poor malnutrition by its abusive parents, Waters, Schiff, Nadler, Green, and Cummings. But in our 3rd millennium MSM, dissent and commentary have united to form a deadly hybrid — dissentary.

Piglosi genuinely and fervently believes herself to be an equal-power member of an executive triumvirate: She, Schumer, and PotUS. The FBI, NSA, CIA, and appellate courts are there as backups for whatever laws she deems appropriate. I imagine she considers the military a vast and costly federal jobs program for “deplorables.” The SCotUS is just an unavoidable annoyance, kinda like that pesky Constitution.

Her major problem is, as with many Dems and some Gops, blind adherence to only those carefully chosen points IN that Constitution which dovetail with her agenda. Verifiable facts and other data from unbiased or opposition witnesses constitute an ‘existential’ threat to the Dems’ “investigative” committees.

Nadler and Schiff have disgraced Congress and embarrassed the Democrat party as well as the United States and its people. And Pelosi – she said she is “very proud” of the committees involved in the impeachment farce. They even delayed the vote to get maximum TV coverage so more of their base could see it.

The DNC, as an organization, is held together by the golden sash of entitlement, and liberalism is the buckle which keeps it from slipping down and causing Dems to trip over reality at the polls.

The national debt continues to grow at an alarming rate, and STILL the Dems want more funding for deadbeats and aliens and other entitlement junkies. That’s their insurance policy for future votes. They care about as much about the poor having better lives as I do about millionaire NFL and NBA players getting Social Security benefits 10 years from now.

SanFranShitShowNan is harassing and intimidating red-state House Dems to fall on their swords in the shampeachment vote. And TweedleDumb and TweedleDumber are completely ignoring the polls and setting up follow-on pillow peach mints for his term #2; they intend to say he “cheated” in winning, “just as he did before in ’16.”


Click to see the Acme Impeachment Generator in action.

D.C. has been suffering from an epidemic of Nadleritis, Comeyoma, and severe “mint” allergies. And given their way, the Dems will trigger a serious case of Bidenosis, and possibly Clintonesia.

Seems to me what that City by the Swamp needs is an emergency Schiffectomy, a Schumerotomy, and a Pelosiasis peel.

Ah, hell . . . I donno – maybe I’m just dense or somethin, ‘cause I STILL don’t get it. What the hell has Trump done that’s so friggin wrong and no other president ever did.

O.K. So he’s a smartass. So he’s thin skinned. So he combs his hair funny. So he uses words that not long ago wouldn’t even have been ALLOWED on air. Big deal. We needed a guy who knew how to take names and kick ass, how to make deals, how to stimulate business, how to reverse capital flight. Seems to me a milquetoast RINO in a penguin suit prob’ly wouldn’a met those criteria . . . CERtainly not a Killary.

Bottom line is revenge. Started in the wee hours of 9 November 2016 when it became clear to the terrified news media that their harridan had NOT won, and The Donald would be # 45. That’s what it’s all about. And Al Green said it more clearly than anyone – “if we DON’T impeach him, he’ll be RE-elected!” ‘Course Max Maxipad was out there screechin “Inpete’s fo’ty fah!” before anybody else.

My guess is that well over half the independent and moderate voters are tired of the time- and money-wasting clown show by Schiff & Co. They see a robust economy with wage improvements and historically low unemployment. I really don’t think anybody but snowflakes and parasites give a damn how “unpresidential” he is.

Cops don’t have to be pretty, just effective, and CEOs don’t have to be gentlemanly, just productive. You don’t fire a quarterback with a winning record just ‘cause he trash talks and shows off; you extend his contract and give him a bonus.

Well said Ron. I hope the “moderate” Dims who won in 2018 are sent packing, like the gun grabber who won in my district, Lucy McBath. How many of these “moderates” promised they wouldn’t vote for Blinky as Speaker and wouldn’t vote to impeach? They lied. That’s what Dimocrats do. Just like there is no such thing as a moderate Moslem, there is no such thing as a moderate Dimocrat. When will the American voter realize that fact? Voting for these people is a vote for Speaker Blinky, Shiff for brains, Jerry the Hutt, and Mad Maxipad.

Snowman

From my friend Phil.

It snowed last night…
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

Yannow, this would be funny if it weren’t so serious.

Poor Widdle Gretard

The whining little twit went off again.

After spending much of the past year crisscrossing the globe in the luxury of a state of the art racing yacht while skipping school, spreading the gospel of the climate virtuous, shaming adults who aren’t doing enough to halt global warming by threatening to “put them against the wall”, and boosting the popularity of her fame-starved opera singing mother while doing the bidding of her eco-friendly QE starved enablers, Greta Thunberg can’t even get a decent ride home.

At least, that’s the narrative Greta wanted the world to believe when the “activist” Tweeted out on Saturday that, on her way home from the UN Climate conference, she was confined to traveling on an overcrowded train through Germany.

How dare the Germans subject Greta to such conditions: to memorialize her predicament, she tweeted a photo of herself, sitting on the floor, looking forlorn and sad like the young, innocent calf inside the crowded cattle car, headed for slaughter. Because, the fight against the evils of climate change knows no bounds. The struggle is real.

Poor widdle Gretard. Having to sit on the floor surrounded by luggage. Except none of this is true.

Except when it isn’t.

Spoiling the latest installment in Greta’s carefully crafted “martyr” narrative, Deutsche Bahn – Germany’s state railway company – chimed in and reminded Thunberg and her millions of followers, that she actually had a seat in First Class.

The company Tweeted: “Dear #Greta, thank you for supporting our railway in the fight against climate change! We are happy that you travelled with us in the ICE 174. And that with 100 percent eco electricity. It would have been even better if you had also mentioned how friendly and competent the team looked after you in your seat in First Class.”

She was roasted on Twatter for this bullshit and had to admit that she had a seat in first class. She also said that crowded trains are a good thing since that’s good for climate change.

Now that she’s back in Sweden, I hope her fifteen minutes of fame are up and we no longer have to hear from this poor retarded child. Her parents should be charged with child abuse. They and the rat bastard commies on the left are the real people who have stolen her childhood and destroyed her dreams. They are evil people.