AOTW 12-6-2019

Didja see Speaker Blinky the other day? She went off on a tirade when a reporter asked if she was moving on impeachment because she hates Trump. She claimed she was a Catholic and loved everyone, everyone, that is, except all of the unborn babies she supports killing. She’s really losing it.

But she doesn’t get the coveted AOTW Award this week. That goes to rat bastard commie law professor Pam Karlan. She was one of the “experts” the Dimocrats trotted out to justify the impeachment of the president. She tried to be funny and used the president’s son in her joke.

Liberals keep telling us children should be off limits, except, of course, when the they’re children of Republicans. Then they’re fair game.

Karlan is a bitter old hag. She’s also an asshole.

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Epstein’s banker didn’t kill himself.

OPEC Is In Trouble

Came across this story in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

VIENNA — The countries that make up the OPEC oil-producing cartel ended talks late Thursday without an announcement on possible deep cuts to production that would support the price of fuel around the world.

The price of oil is dropping because there is a glut of oil. Even with the loss of the oil production of the socialist utopia of Venezuela and sanctions against Iran there is still an oversupply of oil.

Hey! Whatever happened to peak oil? Remember that? We were supposed to run out of oil by now. Of course we were also not gonna be able to produce enough food to feed the planet either.

Whenever booger eatin’ moh-rons like Paul Ehrlich speak, ignore them. Same goes for the climate crisis dipshits. It’s all bullshit.

But back to OPEC.

An OPEC spokesman told waiting journalists at 10 p.m. (2100 GMT) that an expected news conference would not take place and that a written statement might come later. Saudi Arabia’s energy minister, Prince Abdulaziz bin Salman, and other officials then left the meeting without announcing any deal.

OPEC’s members have been expected to prolong production cuts that they agreed on for the past three years, while Russia’s energy minister said that even deeper cuts were under discussion. The price of crude has been held down in recent years by a resurgence in supplies from countries outside OPEC, particularly the United States.

And how has the United States increased production? By fracking. And what happens if we elect a rat bastard commie like Lieawatha or Bernie? Fauxchahontis has said on taking office she would ban fracking. Wow! That means she must be a stooge of OPEC or Putin.

It states later in the story that Saudi Arabia is taking the brunt of the production cuts. It also sez that countries like Iraq are cheating. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is what eventually happens to all cartels.

I remember back in the 70’s during the Ford and Carter administrations when OPEC had us by the short hairs. The price of gas doubled to $1.00 a gallon. I can also remember gas lines.

So screw OPEC. Drill baby drill and frack baby frack! We are now a net energy exporter and if not already we will soon be the largest producer of oil in the world.

Thank you president Trump for taking the shackles off the oil industry.

This is another reason to keep Dimocrats away from the White House.

Ronsday – The Impeachment Circus Continues

Ron rants.

Well, the Adumbass Schiffter played out his schitzkrieg and ran outta gas in the tangled forest of anti-trump lies, left-wing hypocrisy, and 3rd-hand gossip like Schickelgruber’s panzers in the Ardennes at the Battle of the Bulge.

So, like the mental-midget fake wrestler he is, this week he’ll tag his fat-ass buddy Jerry-the-Hut to take over and trot out another squad of “I don’t like Trump, so he must have done something wrong” whineyasses to invent new “bombshells” to scuttle what has become a very effective and patriotic PotUS.

Kinda symbolic, I think, that the “Intelligence” Committee utterly failed to produce any viable new evidence to formally charge DJT with. More like “un”intelligence at work. And now it’s the “Judiciary” Committee’s turn.

Holy Freekin’ Wow! Jerry Nadler? Administering justice? From what I’ve seen of his administrative and managerial talents, he’s about as effective in that role as Iran is on the UN Human Rights organizations.

If there were any justice in this country, Hillary Clinton would be in federal prison and Barack Hussein Soetoro would have been deported to Mecca years ago. We don’t have a sense of justice in Congress, just a lust for power.

These twerps don’t want justice; they want revenge. The Coup Clutz Clan are doing nothing more than blowing the acrid smoke of suspicion to irritate voters’ eyes 11 months from now. They know full well nothing will come of it, but they’re hurling whatever they can at DJT in hopes that enough will stick to cost him critical votes in critical states next November.

Their guiding principle is to make the lie big enough to be spectacular and tell it often enough so that the people will buy into it hoping they’ll shut up about it. Schiff, Nadler, & Co. couldn’t care less about the whether average citizens put any priority at all on the shampeachment. The whole charade reflects only the attitudes and goals of the mainstream media and entrenched politicians. The people are simply annoyed.

The basic plan is for middle-road voters to look back at all the smoke and say, “Hey, there HAS to be at least SOME fire under there somewhere, and my eyes are still burning from that stuff, and it’s prob’ly Trump’s fault. He’s gotta go.”

Apparently their strategy is based on the scorched-earth concept which has worked SO well for so many nations throughout history. Just as did Stalin, and Hitler, and Mao, they believe “we must destroy America in order to save it.”

The precedent they’re setting is, of course, full-scale weaponization of Article II Section 4 Clause 5 of the Constitution, which means that the next time conservatives have a majority in the House and don’t like a PotUS who doesn’t share their attitudes, they can just suspend all government activities while they impeach him.

Only an attack by aliens from another solar system could bring the Ds and Rs together at this point. Muslim morons bringing down the Twin Towers revived patriotism for what . . . 6 months or so?

We need to set term limits (12 years max in Congress, either house or combined), no political campaigning until the 100 days before a general election, and no soundbytes or photo ops for Senators or Representatives without equal rebuttal time by the opposition in the same venue at the same time. And NO major news announcements concerning government activities after sundown on Thursday unless it’s Yellowstone erupting or Tralfamadorians attacking.

Actually, what I’d really like to see is some old-fashioned shaming when imbeciles such as Mad Max or criminals such as Her Rotten Heinous or dipsomaniacs such as SanFranShitShow Nan or schlemiels such as The Potato’s Worst Nightmare Nadler or utter fools such as Bug-Eyes Pencilneck go full-throttle asshole because they didn’t like the results of an election.

Stocks . . . Pillories . . . Scarlet Letters . . . Banishment . . . Ostracizing . . . Humiliation . . . Public Whipping . . . even an occasional hanging – might just restore a measure of courtesy, decency, honesty, and morality in public officials.

Something like a ceremonial paddling, on national TV during prime time, for hypocrisy or fraud. And of course the annual running of the bastards on July 4 where politicians caught in lies or scandals or “quid pro quos” run naked down Pennsylvania Avenue while aggrieved citizens throw rotten tomatoes, eggs, and rocks at ‘em.

Weird Weather

Scott sent me the following email.

A friend in his eighties told me this story a few years ago. I wished I
would have written it down then, as he has now passed away. This is my best
to recreate his story.

After WWI the people said that the weather was weird because of
all deadly gasses used.

During WWII the people said that the weather was weird because of
all the bombing.

After the war the people said that the weather was weird because of
All the nuclear testing.

In the sixties the people said that the weather was weird because of
The launching of rockets from earth.

In the seventies the people said that the weather was weird because of
all the pollution.

In the eighties the people said that the weather was weird because of
the increasing population.

Now the people say that the weather is weird because of global warming.

Maybe it’s not the weather that’s weird.

More Global Warming News

“Snowfalls are just a thing of the past.” Some booger eatin’ moh-ron (I think it was one of the Kennedys) said that about fifteen to twenty years ago.

Meanwhile in Realityville.

The two powerhouse storms that swept across the nation over the last week have left behind the most extensive early December snow cover in at least 16 years.

Snow covered the ground on nearly half of the real estate in the Lower 48 states (46.2 percent of land area) on Monday morning, the largest area on Dec. 2 since snow cover records from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration began in 2003. Normally, a little more than a quarter of the nation has snow on the ground at this time of year.

Wow! Think how bad this would be if it weren’t for global warming climate change.

The back-to-back storms instigated miserable pre- and post-Thanksgiving travel conditions, resulting in hundreds of flight cancellations and delays, and scores of highway accidents.

Last Monday and Tuesday, the first of the two storms dumped double digit snowfall totals from the Rockies to the northern Great Lakes, including 22.3 inches of snow in Boulder, Colo. and 9.2 inches in Minneapolis.

But wait! There’s more.

Mountain communities are still digging out from a powerful Thanksgiving storm that caused road closures and power outages.

The heaviest November storm to hit Big Bear in more than 50 years led to road closures, stuck cars and power outages through Saturday.

The area saw 42 to 48 inches of snow fall in two days, according to the Big Bear Mountain Resort.

The resort said the last time even close to that much snow fell in November was in 1964, when 38 inches fell over two days.

“Snowfalls are just a thing of the past.”