From my friend Phil.
It snowed last night…
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
Yannow, this would be funny if it weren’t so serious.
9:30 Blamed for genocide of snow people due to global warming.
Good one.
Must have come from Canada since a news crew from the tax payer funded CBC (a.k.a.) Canadian Liberal Party propaganda department) showed up.
There’s also a tale about the CBC sending its news crew to run a hit piece on the Ant. The Ant worked all summer while the Grasshopper partied the whole time. The headline from the CBS said there was an evil Ant who wouldn’t fork over his hard earned money to help the Grasshopper over the winter.
On another note, I went to see the movie Richard Jewell this afternoon. I have no idea what the Urinal & Constipation is whining about. They must have been pretty sh*tty to Mr. Jewell based on their fussing over a pretty tame depiction of their actions.
True that. As my friend Scott would say.
The whole time I was reading it, your last line was in my mind. This is the way of the world now. Sad.
Next time, make Bourbon Sno-Cones and stand inside and flip off anyone that comes by.
After watching the House impeachment debate today, I realize we need mandatory drug testing for Democrats. They are nucking futs.