Ronsday – Rant

Ron rants.

Not in a partic’larly good frame of mind this mornin. Windy & rainy, and that usually energizes me, but Dawg and I went out in it for a while and I came back ticked off about somethin . . . not sure what.

Hungry, so I ate a cinnamon bagel with strawberry goo on it. Didn’t help. Still hungry. A chunk of marinated b-b-qed pig’s ass didn’t help much either. Coffee’s just givin me a fuzzgut.

Oh, well . . . might as well roll with it. Disgusted with Congress and the entrenched dipwads in it . . . and even MORE concerned with some of the newer members, such as “The Squad,” Swallwell, Murkowski, and so on.

Best I can sum it up with is this — If all the idiots from all the villages in the entire world got together to form their own special village, they’d name it “Congress” and Nancy Pelosi would be its idiot.

Everything she does, every action, every decision, every bit of energy she puts out is designed for one purpose only – and it’s NOT for “the American people” – it’s for sabotaging DJT’s reelection chances. Period.

She’s a stumbling, bumbling, mumbling, drunken, past-her-expiration-date rebel without a cause. The Foster Brooks of the House. The embodiment of Resistance Without A Reason.

Even more troubling is that a recent survey strongly indicates that a growing percentage (nearing 40%) of younger people in the US actually want either a communist or a poofter driving their clown car. Oh, yeah . . . that’s JUST what we need.

Now I’m not partic’larly good at predicting election outcomes. I mean, I never figured there was any WAY a half-black junior senator with absolutely NO experience in management of anything could ever be elected PotUS – TWICE!!

And now, even after his disastrous 8-year tenure, he’s still revered as a wise and effective leader whom many would have as PotUS-for-life. The SOB is as famous and popular globally as bin Laden and Che Guevara.

The absolutely worst-case scenario would be for the economy to tank, Bernie to get the Dem nod, and we get a delusional communist running the show with a Dem majority in both houses of Congress. And though I doubt it’ll happen, it COULD!

America has become a lazy, bloated, self-indulgent, materialistic, eye-candy junkie with terminal diabetes caused by addiction to sugary drinks and a cirrhotic liver from harsh chemicals ingested over a lifetime.

Liberals and sissies are feeding on his flesh from the core outward while conservatives and traditionalists try to revive him with CPR-like patriotic exercises and temporarily deceptive legislative stimulants.

Do we still have tough guys, patriots, hard workers, great students? Sure. Pro’bly as many as we ever had. But that’s the problem – their overall percentage of the population is shrinking because the twerps and tweeks are growing.

Yep! The flesh-eaters and maggots have begun to outnumber the revivalists, making their efforts as useful as mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a storefront manikin. And I think we’re screwed.

Hell, PC has gone so far that “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is verboten these days. Well, if that’s the case, I’d say “White Christmas” will be on the chopping block next season. Jeeez, I’m s’prised they haven’t banned the word “woodpecker” as obscene and offensive.

And quid pro quo – what’s the damned problem? Isn’t Santa’s requirement for kids to be nice a classic quid pro quo? And what about having to accept Jesus as your personal savior as the entrance requirement for eternity in Paradise?

Yeah, unless we can unseat the Pelosis and Schumers and Sanderses and Warrens, it’s all over. Trump’s just a temporary speed bump. If he signed into law a bill banning torture or cruelty to animals in any form, Pelosi and Schumer and Schiff and a trainload of others would have to openly support animal cruelty.

George Carlin summed up our government this way: No matter what you want to accomplish, no matter how hard you work at it, you’re doomed to failure. It’s all fixed, rigged, planned by an elite club which you’ll never be a member of.

Term limits. And NO GOLDEN PARACHUTES for Congress. And make ‘em use the same health-care system they laid on all the rest of us. And lock a few of ‘em up now and then in stocks and pillories for lying, cheating, and hypocrisy. And decommission the US Department of Butthurt.

O.K. Rant over. And there’s a virgin chocolate cake on the table just beggin to be attacked.