If there was any remaining doubt that the American News Media AKA the Fake News Media was the enemy of the people, this past week should prove it. We have seen the Fake News Media take Iran’s side since the wipe out of General Salami. Of course this is no surprise since the Fake News Media is the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party. The Dimocrats under Obungler made it a policy to appease Iran.

The Dimocrats are pissed off that we now have a president with balls who won’t appease Iran. Have you seen any stories about the Iranians in their pissant little speedboats harassing our Navy lately? Nope. I think they’re afraid that we’ll blow them out of the water. Under Trump we prolly will. It will be payback for the way they humiliated our sailors a few years ago.

The Fake News Media have spent the past week glorifying General Salami. He was a “revered general”. No he wasn’t. He was a fucking terrorist and he was behind the attempted takeover of the embassy in Baghdad. The Dimocrats and the Fake News Media wanted that to succeed because Orange Man Bad. Unfortunately for them, the Iranians, and General Salami, Trump is not Jimmah Carter or Obumbler. No one died and the embassy was secured. It was not Trump’s Bengahzi or a replay of the takeover of the embassy in 1979.

This is what a real American president looks like and it drives them nuts.

Speaker Blinky is upset that Trump didn’t tell her in advance that he was gonna whack Salami. Same with Shiff for brains. Of course he didn’t. He wanted it to succeed and these two dipshits would have leaked it.

And then we have the head of the Fifth Column in Congress, Idiot Omar, who is telling Iran to target Trump properties. Why is this not treason?

It’s so bad that satire like the Babylon Bee is believable.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference held on Capitol Hill Friday, mourning Democrat leaders called for flags to be flown half-mast to honor the death of Qasem Soleimani.

Flags were spotted flying at half-mast around the country, notably at The Washington Post, The New York Times, and in front of several celebrities’ homes. The celebrities went out and bought an American flag for the first time just to fly it at half-mast for this important time of grief.

“The grieving process is painful but necessary,” said Rep. Ilhan Omar. “As a nation, we need to stop and grieve this great, austere, revered religious scholar. He was one of the good ones.”

In a rare moment of unity with The Squad, Pelosi gave each of the girls a hug, telling them to just “let it all out” in their time of sadness.

Ocasio-Cortez didn’t seem to know what was happening but adjusted her glasses to look smart.

That got posted more times on Facebook in one day than anything by CNN or NBC in a week and it’s driving them nuts. I’m surprised Snopes hasn’t fact checked this like a lot of the other satire on the Babylon Bee. And CNN is pissed.

U.S.—CNN has slammed the world’s best satire site, The Babylon Bee, after CNN executives realized that “fake news” articles on the website were getting at least as much social media traction as their own.

“There ain’t room in this internet for the both of us,” growled one CNN anchor on the air Monday evening. “There simply aren’t enough people out there for us to fool with our fake news stories and The Babylon Bee to fool with their satire. There isn’t enough clickbait and outrage traffic to go around.”

Reporters at the media outlet also pointed out that their news was “much faker” than The Babylon Bee’s.

“They’re obviously amateurs over there at The Bee,” said Brian Stelter. “A lot of times, their reporting comes true. If you’re gonna do fake news, do it right — 100% fake, guaranteed, 24/7. They really should learn from the pros over here at CNN.”

“Stay out of our territory,” he growled.

When it comes to Fake News, no one does it better than CNN. Yes, they are an enemy of the people, along with NBCCBSABCMSDNCNPRPBS, the Washington Compost, and the New York Slimes (Motto: All the Fake News that’s fit to print.)

Update: Here I am calling the whacked Iranian general Salami and it turns out there is a real General Salami who’s the commander of the Revolutionary Guard. He’s issuing all sorts of threats of revenge. Maybe Trump could whack that Salami, too.