AOTW 1-24-2020

The circus is in town in DC and the two leading clowns, Jerrold the Hutt and Shiff for brains get to share this week’s award. It’s so bad even RINOs are noticing.

Susan Collins sent Justice Roberts a note saying she was stunned by No Nads insane rant where he accused Republican senators of a cover up.

Even Dimocrats are having a hard time. Diane Feinstein left early during Shiffty’s presentation.

Senators are falling asleep. Some are even playing with toys.

According to reports, Republican senators are passing the time during the impeachment trial with fidget spinners.

CNN’s Alex Rodgers reported Thursday that “Some senators have fidget spinners at their desks.”

“Within the first 20 minutes of Rep. Jerry Nadler’s remarks, Sen. Richard Burr removed his papers from his desk and spun a blue fidget spinner,” he reported. “Sen. Tom Cotton has a purple one on his desk and Sen. Pat Toomey has a white one.”

Republican North Carolina Sen. Richard Burr was apparently the source of the fidget spinners, and he also provided other “gizmos” to GOP senators, RollCall reports.

Jerrold the Hutt did his cause no favors by insulting senators and had to be admonished by John Roberts.

Two major league assholes on display.

aotw1.gif

Meanwhile Trump’s approval rating went up three points this week.

Joke Of The Day

Yannow, I just can’t seem to get my dander up enough to write any good stuff lately. Impeachment is gonna fizzle making the Dimocrats look like fools. Trump is fundraising off it. The American people are disgusted with it. Maybe it will backfire so badly that the Republicans will retake the House. Speaker Blinky has a history of overreach. Remember Obummercare? This is the same bullshit.

I also hope the conservatives in Virginia will get off their asses and vote in the next election. They are seeing exactly what Dimocrats do when you give them power. They’re not only going after the Second Amendment in Virginia, but the First as well. C’mon Virginia conservatives start filing lawsuits. You need to get these anti-constitutional gun laws in front of the Supreme Court.

And that’s all I’ve got today, so here’s a joke from Gary.

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck
fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live
far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up
a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the
store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost. She asked, ‘Can you tell me how to get
to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?’

The farmer said, ‘Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
that house I would walk you there but I can’t carry this lot.’

The old lady suggested, ‘Why don’t you put the can of paint in the
bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?’

‘Why thank you very much,’ he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home. On the way he says ‘Let’s take my short cut and go down this
alley. We’ll be there in no time.’

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, ‘I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when
we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my
skirt, and have your way with me?’

The farmer said, ‘Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of
paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly
hold you up against the wall and do that?’

The old lady replied, ‘Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.

Ronsday – Perjury Pains

Ron’s latest on the impeachment farce.

Senator Blackburn has absolutely nailed it:

“Tomorrow, one hundred United States Senators will be sworn in to serve in the impeachment trial of President Trump. Four of those senators must recuse themselves for their unparalleled political interest in seeing this President removed from office. Senators Bernie Sanders, Amy Klobuchar, Michael Bennet and Elizabeth cannot sit in judgment of the very President they seek to replace.”

Article II of the Constitution stipulates “no impeached President can be removed unless two-thirds of senators agree and when sitting for an impeachment trial they shall be on Oath or Affirmation.”

The oath is separate from the one they take when they are sworn into office. The Rule XXV oath reads: “I solemnly swear or affirm that in all things appertaining to the trial of the impeachment of President Donald John Trump, now pending, I will do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws; So help me God.”

Every senator is required to commit to do impartial justice on pain of perjury.

During yesterday’s Engrossment Ceremony, Nancy Pelosi said, “And so, with that, I will sign the Resolution transmitting the Articles of Impeachment to the Senate, which will be delivered by our Managers, of whom I’m very proud. When they bring it over to set in motion a process on the Senate side—probably tomorrow, and I don’t know their schedule—but it may be as soon as tomorrow, and the Senators will take an oath of office. They will take a special oath of office to do impartial justice according to the Constitution and the laws. Let’s hope that they uphold that oath that they take tomorrow.”

Klobuchar has stated she’s likely to vote in favor of removing the President from office. “I’ve said from the beginning, I see this as impeachable conduct.”

Sanders is perpetually bellicose with remarks like this one. “And the truth is, Trump is not just a pathological liar, and it’s not just that he is running the most corrupt administration in the modern history of our country, or that he is a racist, sexist, a homophobe, a xenophobe and a religious bigot. But that’s only half the story. The other half of the story is that is that he is a total, 100 percent fraud.”

Bennet, whose campaign is virtually non-existent and should drop out of the race, is quoted as saying, “Whatever our job is between now and next November, we have to do everything we can to defeat Donald Trump.” Bennet has called the mounting evidence against the President “quite damning.” “If the facts don’t change, I think that I’m likely to vote to convict.”

Warren opined, “After the Mueller report, Congress had a duty to begin impeachment. By failing to act, Congress is complicit in Trump’s latest attempt to solicit foreign interference to aid him in US elections. Do your constitutional duty and impeach the president.”

“A president is sitting in the Oval Office, right now, who continues to commit crimes. He continues because he knows his Justice Department won’t act and believes Congress won’t either. Today’s news confirmed he thinks he’s above the law. If we do nothing, he’ll be right.”

In fact, I don’t see how any of the 100 senilators can be impartial in what is inarguably a political coup to remove a sitting president. Schumer most CERTAINLY can’t be expected to be reasonable; it’s not in his nature.

Collins and Murkowski might very well vote to impeach because . . . well, mostly because of Her Rotten Heinous’s apotheosis interruptosis, and besides, DJT doesn’t have a vagina.

Rand Paul might vote to impeach just to be a pain in the ass. Fair? Was the House impeachment charade fair? Did Trump get to defend himself against his accusers . . . accusers who kept throwing indictments against the wall until one finally stuck?

Every single one of those dipwads will be lying when they take that oath. NONE of them will be impartial, and very damned few of ‘em are interested in “justice.” Their primary goal is re-election. It’s all just a power game. Period.

No reasonably intelligent educated person in this country can expect to see justice rendered with any degree of equity and common sense until a substantial number of Deep-State arrests and convictions resulting in lengthy prison sentences happen.

What I simply cannot comprehend is how we’re better off now that DJT has been publicly and officially smeared for doing exactly what every Democrat politician has promised to do about unemployment, infrastructure, international trade agreements, national security, and the economy for the past 20 years.
And I must be dense, or stupid, or perhaps non compos mentis, ‘cuz I fail to follow how his removal from office would make the country stronger, richer, safer, more efficient, and happier.

MLK Day In Atlanta

WTF happened at the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation? Normally on MLK Day it’s MLK all the time. Today there was only one story and that was about King’s daughter Berenice.

On the other hand, one of the local columnists wrote about crime in Atlanta.

The Atlanta chief of police just abolished car chases. Her statement: “I don’t want to see us cost someone their life in pursuit of an auto theft or a burglary when the courts aren’t even going to hold them accountable.”

She’s speaking about the revolving door of the Atlanta and Fulton County judicial system and the lenient judges who release scumbags on little or no bail. Of course, said scumbags immediately commit more crimes and once again are released on little or no bail. Rinse, repeat. This is especially true of young juvenile scumbags.

It doesn’t help that Atlanta has an incompetent DA, Paul “Curly” Howard. Ray Lewis and his thugs got away with murder due to his incompetence.

Yeah. Atlanta has a crime problem. Unfortunately it’s now happening in the better neighborhoods. Lenox Square Mall in Buckhead is becoming a dangerous place to shop with robberies and shootings. They just arrested a couple of Africans from out of state.

People have been robbed and carjacked in the parking lot.

MARTA has a station at Lenox, so the perps have easy transportation.

Homicides in Atlanta were up 9% last year.

Hey John Lewis, Trump was right. Your district is a shithole.

Another surprise. The AJC did not have a story about civli rights icon racist pig John Lewis on MLK Day.

AOTW 1-17-2020

I’m giving it to Speaker Blinky. Didja see that she had special souvenir pens made just for her impeachment signing? She should have had T-shirts made as well. I voted for impeachment and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. “Moderate” Dimocrats followed her into this impeachment bullshit and now they’re gonna lose their seats just like the “moderate” Dimocrats who voted for Obummercare. What an evil despicable old hag she is. She’s also an asshole.

aotw1.gif