I Was Thinking

From my buddy Pres.

I was thinking;
If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if
it is repealed? Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot,
poisoned, or ……

I was thinking;
If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleachbit
(like Hillary) and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the
Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him
innocent?

I was thinking;
If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the
same job for more money?

I was thinking;
If you rob a bank in a Sanctuary City, is it illegal or is it just an
Undocumented Withdrawal?

I was thinking;
Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks
during Obama’s term were due to Climate Change and a plea for jobs?

I was thinking;
We should stop calling everything ‘Entitlements’. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC,
ad nausea are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and
shouldn’t be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans
Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to
them due to the fact they were earned and paid for by the recipients.

I was thinking;
If Muslims want to run away from a Muslim country does that mean they’re
Islamophobic?

I was thinking;
If Liberals don’t believe in biological gender and promote transgenders, why
did they march for women’s rights?

I was thinking;
How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the
Primary from Bernie Sanders? How did Russia get Donna Brazile to leak
debate questions to Hillary Clinton in advance of the debates?

I was thinking;
Why is it that Democrats think Super Delegates are fine but they have a
problem with the Electoral College?

I was thinking;
If you don’t want the FBI involved in elections, don’t nominate someone
who’s being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking;
If Hillary’s speeches/screeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows
up to her free ones?

I was thinking;
The DNC is mad at Russia because the DNC ‘thinks’ Russia is trying to manipulate
our election by exposing that the DNC is manipulating our election.

I was thinking;
If Democrats don’t want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they
think it’s all right for illegals to vote?

I think . . . I’m going to quit thinking for a while!

11 comments on “I Was Thinking

  1. “I was thinking;
    If Hillary’s speeches/screeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows
    up to her free ones?”

    Best one of the whole bunch, Pres.

    • Last POTUS Election Trump was here in Erie ……He drew a crown of more then 25,000 both inside the Arena & outside , not bad for a rtown of 95,000 people with 40% immigrants,a 2 to 1 Dumbocrat advantage & controlled by Dumbocrats since 1963.
      Crooked Hillary came to town & held a campaign rally at a local college ….she drew about 124 people …..Yes it was free & people did not come,Why would anybody think a 250,000 dollar vote for me speech would draw in Dumbocrats . Dumb they are but not that dumb!

  2. Ooog…that lip-smackin’ juicy word “think” again, and a keyboard is at hand….

    “I was thinking;
    We should stop calling everything ‘Entitlements’. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC,
    ad nausea are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and
    shouldn’t be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans
    Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to
    them due to the fact they were earned and paid for by the recipients.”

    But, but, but….Comrade Sanders says we’re not handing out ENOUGH!!!! He’s said it many times, shuttling between mansions in his private jet.

    I agree entirely, and (may I warn, verbosely) add that under ANY of these treasonous Demo-slugs now running, vets will be lucky the VA hospitals aren’t turned into homeless shelters—no veterans need apply. Liberals hate that which keeps them free.

    Putting a happy name on something is nothing new. Income tax is only for the top 1.0% of earners, don’tcha know. And don’t recall Carter’s gas lines when we bellow for no more fracking or other energy-sector jobs, no sir! This time will be different, you can trust your socialist leaders—ask the Russians under Stalin, the Cubans under Castro or the Venezuelans under any damn body at all.

    Entitlements? Whose? Ask a lib, it’s the bloated military doing absolutely nothing worthwhile anywhere at any time ever. They scream we should be spending that money on those very cities which can’t even clean up their own streets, so THEY can spend it on anything EXCEPT cleaning up their streets. Charm City for example, that Taj Mahal of Maryland called Baltimore. San Francisco, for another. Book your walking tour TODAY!

    Hey, Trump —- Day one, next term. Bal-mor gets zero dollars until they get their act to-GETH-er, you feel me, bro? Break their rice bowls and watch them try to hold on to power while appeasing their corrupt machine.

    Entitlements? Howsabout congressional salaries and perks? THEY stay ahead of inflation and have lifetime health care and pensions. Now imagine entitlements for the People’s Republic of America.

    It defies the imagination what, say, a (p)resident AOC would do to our national defense posture, backed by a liberal-majority Congress. What I can see, American jobs will vanish in so many fields which contribute positively to our economy. I can see The Bartender gloating that she destroyed the business of America. I’m hoping I’ll be too senile or dead before that happens.

    Meanwhile — 2020. Let’s say disaster joins a triple catastrophe and they become the tsunami which dooms us all, and the Democrats win the election.
    (H.G. Wells wrote about planets colliding, so precedent exists here, talking about the unlikely.)
    Bernie, if he lives, would be bad enough, but Mayor Big Gulp will probably find entirely new ways to steer defense dollars to his various business pals. (He’s a New York Democrat; it’s in their DNA. And an emolument is an emolument only with Republicans, with Democrats it’s building a better future.)

    Entitlements, you say? Under most of those same slugs, we’ll be paying reparations for anything from slavery to toenail fungus. That and the mandatory re-education classes for any who oppose the regime. Since college will be free, it’s a way to keep teachers working, this time openly for the cause which has never worked anywhere, and millions have died.

    They’re entitled to our money, don’tcha know. Even more than us — right?

  3. I too was thinkin’. Democrats say it’s impossible to round up 11 million illegal aliens and deport them. Yet they think they can round up 400 million guns and confiscate them.

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