Iowa Caucus

Hey howza ’bout that Iowa Caucus last night? The Dimocrats don’t even hide that they’re rigging the vote. They’re just hoping the rubes in Iowa are too dumb to realize what’s going on. Any rube in Iowa who’s a Dimocrat is too dumb to realize what’s going on. Like this one.

A smart phone app? Really? You’re gonna use a smart phone app to transmit the results?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How did that work out?

Perfectly. It gave the DNC time to alter the results.

They can’t have Bernie winning so let’s just give some of the votes to Buttfudge. Bingo! As of the latest reporting, Buttfudge wins a squeaker.

You can’t have Gropey Joe wiped out but he didn’t do too well so lets give him some votes to at least let him finish in fourth place.

The big loser is Gropey Joe. Impeachment didn’t help him because it has pointed out just how corrupt he is. Of course that’s a resume enhancer for a Dimocrat, but he’s taken it to Clinton levels. And his son is a scumbag deluxe. The Dims are gonna have a hard time propping him up until South Carolina and his poll numbers are dropping in that state.

So what are the Dims to do about Buttfudge? Is he their hope to beat Bernie? Chief Sitting Bullshit is as bad as Bernie and the DNC knows it. At least she’s an actual Dimocrat.

And what of the Bernie Bros. The DNC is gonna do everything in its power to give Bernie the shaft just like they did in 2016. Iowa was the first step.

Wonder what they have planned in New Hampshire?

19 comments on “Iowa Caucus

  1. I programmed computers for years so this is what happened in this lib program:
    If candidate=”Bernie” add 1 to commie count;
    if candidate=”Liawatha” add 1 to liar count;
    if candidate=’Biden” add 1 to pedo count;
    if candidate=”Klobuchar” add 1 to useless twit count;
    if candidate=”Bloomberg” add 1 to shrimp count;
    if candidate=”Buttigieg” add 1 to butt count;
    if candidate=”Trump” uhhh ..… ABORT program!

  2. Sounds like Bernie’s minions are gonna be pissed if he don’t get the nod from the Dimocrats. They promise to not vote for any other candidate. Oh noes!

  3. How can a party which bills itself as so smart conduct such a blindingly incompetent caucus? People were hung up on. while on the air, or “Smart” phone nonsense few people could even get to work. The acronym SNAFU fully applies.

    Buttgiggle wants to abolish the Electoral College — as self-contained a reason as ever there was one to defend that precious “piece of paper” we’ve got. To abolish that process would mean staging a Constitutional Convention. In other words, destroy America at the ballot box by appealing to people who do NOT read political news until it’s time to vote — including the Democrat who wanted to rescind her caucus vote after learning he was a perv.

    Ignorance is votes if you’re a Democrat. The Iowa caucus was their four-star Macy’s Parade. Nancy Pelosi even tried to donate confetti.

  4. Looks like it’s harder to rig an election without the help of the sitting president. Maybe they can ask Obungler if he still has some connections. For old time sake.

  5. That crowd of dims, a chanting, stone faced gaggle of buffoons. They are unable to even put on a clown parade without f’ing it up. And then nasty Pelosi tearing up his speech in a fit of pique like the petty tyrant she is.
    The dims believe that the stupid American people will allow them to run the government of the most powerful country in the world.
    Between the Iowa debacle, the SOTU address by Trump and the fallout from the impending accquittal, we are watching the dimocrat party swirling around the drain heading to a well earned sewer.

  6. The Dumbocrats once again proved totally inept as their update to the Iowa Caucus turned out to be a total Cluster F–kup. Just like the war against Trump! Is anyone really surprised ?
    Then Blinky proved at Trump`s SOTU speech her status “Speaker of the House in Name Only ” is not only well deserved she is now the leading contender for being the “Most Miserable Cunt” in the House of Representatives. Tearing up a copy of Trump`s speech was a pathetic classless & childish performance which will prove to be just another Star on her arrogance chart.
    Yeah, they are trying to blame Trump for not shaking her hand is what prompted her Hissy Fit, but from my viewpoint I do not think he seen her hand.
    Anyway Trump`s speech was an A+performance , It is a shame that an asshole like Pelosi had to insult the people there & the millions viewing it from home.
    Pelosi was a D- performance at best but still beat out Sciff for Brains who earlier in the day suggested Trump might give Russia Alaska for their interference in the 2020 election. Probably just another Adam bombshell frivolous comment but it will be interesting to see what the Democrats can now attempt to impeach Trump for before the election.

  7. Dumbocrat Intention update…..I hear Naddler the Tattler says they are going to examine Trumps Bank records next…..Just no end to the Dumbocratic Injustice to Trump because the smelly Walmart deplorable people elected the wrong person POTUS.
    I wonder if Buttfudge will want to examine Trumps sperm bank records to check his current Sperm count ?

  8. Nobody here would ever go live with a system until several dry runs.

    And President Trump’s snubbed handshake was payback for Nancy’s barking seal “applause” last year.

    President Trump has more class than I do; I would have flipped her the bird and said “Fuck you bitch; a year later and I’m still here and better than ever.”

  9. Eat shit and die all you lib assclowns. Kiss my wide white Irish ass.
    I hope Barr puts all of you behind bars.

    Trump 2020

  10. This is some funny shit: “They can’t have Bernie winning so let’s just give some of the votes to Buttfudge. Bingo! As of the latest reporting, Buttfudge wins a squeaker.”

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