Nevada Debate

I didn’t watch last night’s debate. It would be the same old bullshit.

Bernie: Free stuff! Free stuff! Free stuff!

Chief Sitting Bullshit: I’ll match your free stuff and raise you more free stuff.

Mini Mike: Mike will get it done.

Klobuchar: I am not Debbie Downer..

True Debbie Downer is funny. You’re pathetic.

Biden: I’m the only one who can beat Trump. I’m happy to be here in Utah.

Mayor Pete: I’m young. I’m gay. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Bernie: Bilionaires!

Chief Sitting Bullshit: Billionaires!

Mini Mike: Mike will get it done.

Biden: I’m the only one who can defeat Trump. I’m happy to be here in New Mexico.

So I was wrong about a few things. Chief Sitting Bullshit went on the warpath and scalped Mini Mike.

Mini Mike called Bernie a communist and wondered how he could have three mansions. Didn’t help. Mini Mike was humiliated. This debate didn’t help him a bit.

I was right about one thing. Klobuchar is Debbie Downer. The third place finish in New Hampshire is prolly gonna be the high point of her campaign.

Biden is prolly done.

Chief Sitting Bullshit is an annoying screeching harridan. She’s the mother-in-law who hates you.

It’s looking like it’s Bernie’s race to lose and the DNC is working overtime behind closed doors trying to figger out how to screw him out of the nomination again just like they did back in 2016. But who will they nominate? Buttfudge? Will the Bernie Bros and the Squad stand for it? Time will tell.

It’s getting entertaining.

9 comments on “Nevada Debate

  1. Up until now their debates have been a “me too” chorus. This one turned into a dwarf toss. Too bad it didn’t happen in Florida, all the donk contenders would be going to jail

  2. That was truly funny. I have seen nothing like it since saturday night live had funny writers. New strategy for the right: Shut up and let the dimmos talk.

  3. “It’s looking like it’s Bernie’s race to lose and the DNC is working overtime behind closed doors trying to figger out how to screw him out of the nomination again just like they did back in 2016.”

    Once they shift to PAPER ballots, their woes will increase. “Hard evidence!!! Quick, everybody, let’s dangle some chads!”

    You add…. “But who will they nominate? Buttfudge? Will the Bernie Bros and the Squad stand for it? Time will tell.”

    AOC and Antifa/Bernie Boyz are skin rashes. Apply jail. (It’s ever so topical.)

    It won’t be Groper Joe. The way he’s going they’ll catch him in the Lincoln Memorial, trying to sniff the statue’s hair.

    Bloomberg is patently obvious about trying to buy the election. Voters may be dumb enough to install the epic idiot Jiminy Peanut of Georgia…but the New Yawk insufferable know-it-all bullshit THIS pampered clown exudes is NOT endearing to anyone with an IQ exceeding cement.

    Why, sho-nuff, you can grab our guns and run our lives. You betcha. Yup.

    Bloomberg spent a ton but has irrevocably lost farm country. Done — screwed — welded down and painted to match the background. They’ll blame his being Jewish for why he lost, but it will be his unbelievably stupid attitude toward those who feed the world. I am from farm country. I can see farmland within five minutes’ drive from my house. And I can find a thousand piles of manure to bury that trash in, and not miss a night’s sleep. Screw Nanny Bloomberg.

  4. I have a different view. There are many dims who still believe in the blue model. They are not socialists. I think Bloomberg, by attacking Bernie’s communism and not being insane, was attractive to these voters. I guess we’ll see on Super Tuesday.

  5. Gettin’ ready to mail in my ballot. In my county, with me bein’ registered as Decline to State a party, I can and did request a Dem primary ballot. Waitin’ as long as I can see who to will screw things up the most so’s I can put down their name. Been doin’ this for years, long before Limbaugh suggested his Operation Chaos.

    • Hello Inbred Redneck……I recommend former Slow Joe who took a page From Lieawathas playbook & made up a story he was arrested in South Africa while attempting to visit Nelson Mandela! BWAHAHAHA He is now Jailbird Joe, this should gain him a vote or two from his loyal black core of loyal voters.

  6. What should scare everybody is Nancy Pelosi “BLINKY ” is # 3 in the POTUS secession line. In the coming election , Democrat`s will not win the Presidency but may well retain control of the house.
    This would mean no legislation, co-operation or service to the people ot his country by the Democrats. Another 4 years of Democratic lies &Trump Hatred. Blinky would remain # 3 in the POTUS secession line.
    I shudder to think of what would happen to this country if Pelosi were to become POTUS in the event of a Terrorist attack that removed Trump & Pence.
    Farfetched? ….Maybe, but still very possible & Blinky might even consider Crooked Hillary as an appointed VP……Think Arkancide

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