Black and white bondage boobage from Randy. (more…)

I’m gonna give it to Congresscritter James Clyburn (Dickhead, SC). My sister and I have our crosses to bear. I live in Georgia which sends Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson to Congress and she lives in South Carolina which sends James Clyburn to Congress. Clyburn sparred with Neil Cavuto on Fox about the economy.

House Majority Whip James Clyburn dismissed President Trump’s record unemployment lows for black Americans on Tuesday by arguing that slaves were “fully employed,” too.

The South Carolina Democrat weighed in on Mr. Trump’s economy during an appearance on Fox News after host Neil Cavuto said the president had “delivered the goods for a lot of African-Americans” with record-low unemployment.

“Come on, Neil,” Mr. Clyburn responded. “It’s not true.”

Yeah. Who are you gonna believe, facts or a lying Dimocrat hack? And then he said sumpin’ really stupid.

I’m saying that the African-American unemployment is not the lowest it’s ever been unless you count slavery,” the congressman said. “We were fully employed during slavery. So it all depends how you measure this up.”

So the only way we get better numbers for black unemplyment is to go back to slavery? What a booger eatin’ moh-ron. Then he tried to give Obungler and the Dimocrats credit for the economy.

When pressed on whether Mr. Trump deserves any credit for the economy, Mr. Clyburn replied, “I’ll give President Trump credit for continuing what we laid the foundation for back in 2009.”

His comment echoes that of former President Barack Obama, who on Presidents Day credited himself with “paving the way for more than a decade of economic growth and the longest streak of job creation in American history.”

Mr. Trump scoffed at his predecessor’s assertion, calling it a “con job.”

Yeah. That’s like Jimmah Carter trying to take credit for the Reagan economy.

Clyburn you’re an asshole. You’re still behind Hank Johnson but if you work at it you’ll catch him.

I didn’t watch last night’s debate. It would be the same old bullshit.

Bernie: Free stuff! Free stuff! Free stuff!

Chief Sitting Bullshit: I’ll match your free stuff and raise you more free stuff.

Mini Mike: Mike will get it done.

Klobuchar: I am not Debbie Downer..

True Debbie Downer is funny. You’re pathetic.

Biden: I’m the only one who can beat Trump. I’m happy to be here in Utah.

Mayor Pete: I’m young. I’m gay. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Bernie: Bilionaires!

Chief Sitting Bullshit: Billionaires!

Mini Mike: Mike will get it done.

Biden: I’m the only one who can defeat Trump. I’m happy to be here in New Mexico.

So I was wrong about a few things. Chief Sitting Bullshit went on the warpath and scalped Mini Mike.

Mini Mike called Bernie a communist and wondered how he could have three mansions. Didn’t help. Mini Mike was humiliated. This debate didn’t help him a bit.

I was right about one thing. Klobuchar is Debbie Downer. The third place finish in New Hampshire is prolly gonna be the high point of her campaign.

Biden is prolly done.

Chief Sitting Bullshit is an annoying screeching harridan. She’s the mother-in-law who hates you.

It’s looking like it’s Bernie’s race to lose and the DNC is working overtime behind closed doors trying to figger out how to screw him out of the nomination again just like they did back in 2016. But who will they nominate? Buttfudge? Will the Bernie Bros and the Squad stand for it? Time will tell.

It’s getting entertaining.

Ron rants.

Well, ladeez an’ gennamun, our grand New World Experiment in Democratic Republic government is going into 4th stage Electile Dysfunction.

I’ll never be convinced that Russia or Twitter or Facebook or CNN or even FoxNews had the slightest effect on how I voted in 2016. Tell ya this, tho, Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi have had a huge influence on my resolve never to vote Democrat.

US PotUS elections are all different, and the last one was even differenter than usual. The next one promises to be differentissimo. Only things missing will be topless dancing girls and starved lions to eat the losers, kinda like halftime at the StupidBowl. Nero would feel right at home.

And Jefferson’s concept of an “informed electorate” appointing civic-minded citizens to represent their interests in central government has degenerated into a show-me-the-money popularity contest promoted by a mass media completely dependent upon “Gotcha!” moments, “We’ve REALLY got him this time!” and out-of-context soundbytes.

What surprises me most is how many young people are so friggin eager to vote for a self-described socialist who would immediately increase taxes, empty prisons, and ban fossil fuels, all while preaching the Gospel of the Nanny State to people who believe socialism means free stuff for everybody forever and couldn’t even DEFINE fascist, or dictator, although they accuse DJT of being one.

Gaffemeister Gropey Joe began with nothing but name recognition, weak competition, and the unrealistic faith in a strong Obama endorsement. Simply another septuagenarian who refuses to accept that his mind is going the way of Rubiks Cubes and Pet Rocks.

Butt judge is entirely a media creation, the candidate of hype, a unicorn-riding fairy-dust sprinkler, another “First,” much the same as the Magic Negro. He’s a failed mayor of a failing city who has as much chance of getting the black vote as I have of winning this year’s Masters.

Hillary rode her e-bike into the e-swamp and couldn’t e-magine why she e-merged smellin so e-raunchy that nobody would e-vote for e-ass in the e-lection.

As I saw in a ‘toon a few days ago, the Dems’ Klown Kar is carrying the Village People. And the DNC spokesmouth, Tom Perez, reminds me of The Cryptkeeper, ugly as last week’s road kill and way too dependent upon mushrooms for nourishment.

And their mainstream media agitprop machinery has become so in-your-face phoney as to sound like stream-of-consciousness propaganda meandering off into the Concept Desert to dry up at the foot of Meaningless Mountain.

Either a commie, a fairy, a nanny McDuck, or the Murkan reincarnation of Lady MacBeth will face off against OrangeMan, and a brokered convention seems more likely with each passing day as the DNC powers up to shaft Bernie, again. Mini-Mikey will be there only as Daddy Warbucks, perhaps for Billary.

Y’know . . . what’d be really neat is for Shrillary or Mikey or Fauxcahontas or Buttjudge to actually make a prioritized list of what people love so much about the Democrat party.

I mean, hell, it’s as if Leftistos are trying to convince conservatives to surrender their guns, embrace higher taxes, give government control of everything, blame climate change on white people, fund abortion, and abandon borders. Their life style seems to be getting away with something and surviving on a life-long supply of hypocrisy on a tax-and-spend carte blanche.

See . . . their entire platform is centered on hate-trump; everything else is immaterial. And we know why they hate him, don’t we . . . he

Refuses to be bullied

Punches back when attacked

Is immune to the PC virus

Calls it as he sees it with Dems’ failures

Attacks both parties for poor performance

Is not a “traditional” politician

Calls out the media when they’re wrong

and

People think he hates Mexicans

People think he hates Muslims

He’s not a Soetoro-style globalist

He doesn’t believe taxes will fix climate change

He doesn’t consider Russia a political threat

He doesn’t approve of socialism

He supports the 2nd Amendment

He does NOT support government-funded abortions

He wants to cut entitlements

He wants to reduce the size of government

He used to be a solid Democrat, but abandoned them

But the major reason for Democrats to hate Trump so viciously is that they’re geeks, parasites, entitlement junkies, one-worlders, and Chicken Littles on weather.

Bernie says miniMike doesn’t have the right to “buy” his way into office. But that’s exactly what his campaign is all about, offering to give us free everything paid for with OUR money to get us to vote for him. Difference is that Bloomberg is using his OWN money to buy votes.

Yadda, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda . . . . . .

Oh, well. What do I know? Just this: future historians will have a problem deciphering the books and records revised by today’s liberals and progressives because of the bad spelling and faulty punctuation.

Coupla weeks ago I had occasion to rewrite the first verse of the “Star Spangled Banner.” Don’t remember exactly why I did it, but here ‘tis in case I didn’t post it:

O, can someone tell me what is wrong with that town

On the edge of the swamp where the world’s turned upside down.

Where the lies and sound bytes for the cameras flow

As the parasites feast and the nation’s debt does grow.

Speeches everywhere that are naught but hot air

Give proof through the screens that they really don’t care.

O, why does that Congress of blowhards still rave,

O’er the land between the seas that Trump’s trying to save.

From my friend Phil.

Yes, I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there..

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.

Have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.

People keep telling me I’m in Denial but I’m positive I’ve never been there before!

I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.

So didja see the rubes at Daytona yesterday? How dare they cheer Air Force One during its flyover at 800 feet. And what about making Trump the Grand Marshall? And then to top it off, having the motorcade take a lap on the speedway? And the rubes cheered. How dare they!

And that’s what our betters think of us rubes in flyover country. I’ll bet “Republican” strategist Rick Wilson (who’s never run a winning campaign) was off with his buddies making fun of all of the rubes at Daytona.

And let’s not leave out mini-Mike Bloomberg who just made fun of all of the farmers. He said it’s easy being a farmer. “You dig a hole, put in a seed, and cover up the hole.” And this dude wants to be president.

Can you imagine any of the Dimocrats running for president going to Daytona? Maybe Biden but he would think he was in California. The rest of the crowd thinks the people at Daytona are a bunch of rubes, yannow, people who marry their sisters or first cousins.

The disdain and contempt the Dimocrat candidates and their stenographers in the Fake News Media hold for people in middle America is on display for all to see. I saw all sorts of examples on Twatter by assholes who work for the New York Slimes (motto: All the Fake News that’s fit to print).

They really think making fun of the rubes is a winning strategy this year. All they are doing is creating more Trump voters and hopefully they will vote against Dimocrats in House and Senate races.

Rubes of the country unite!

And a bonus.

Happy Presidents Day. Donald Trump is still our president.

Judas Priest. Still not in the Rock and Roll HOF. But Joan Baez (when are they gonna induct the Kingston Trio and Peter, Paul, and Mary) and NWA (rap is rock and roll? when did that happen?) are. This is prolly the year that I saw them when they played old Busch Stadium in St. Louis

Here’s Paola Hermosin again, this time playing Bach. The people coughing should be dragged off and shot.

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