Super Bowl

Anyone watch the Super Bowl? I watched snatches of it. Overall less than half of the game.

I didn’t watch a single commercial. Changed the channel when one came on. From what I hear they featured biracial couples and queers.

I remember when Super Bowl commercials were funny. I also remember when they tried to sell products. Now they try to push woke propaganda down our throats. Remember the woke Gillette commercials? How did they work out?

Then there was the halftime show. I can’t remember the last time I watched one of those. Maybe it was when Tom Petty appeared. This year it was some chick named Shakira (whom I’ve never heard of) and J-Lo. It was family entertainment complete with stripper poles and exposed butts. I’m sure all of the Kansas City Chief’s fans and the rest of middle America were thrilled about this. But then, what do all of those Trump supporting rubes in the heartland know about good entertainment?

But back to the game. Didn’t watch any of the first quarter. Watched part of the second quarter. I was watching a recording of Cannonball Run II and would toggle from that to the game. Shows how important I thought the game was. I really thought The San Fagcisco 49’ers were gonna win, but then Kyle Shanahan reprised his role on how not to win a Super Bowl by blowing a double digit lead in the fourth quarter. It wasn’t as bad as blowing a 25 point lead as he did when he was the offensive coordinator of the Falcons. Andy Reid is known for his poor clock management skills. Shanahan made him look like an Einstein.

Richard Sherman doubted if he would visit the White House. No need to doubt Richie. Your team lost. You won’t be invited. Just a little Trumenfreude there.

17 comments on “Super Bowl

  1. Sherman getting Trumpenfreude was the best part. Fireworks and gunfire started bout three minutes after the clock ran out. Called a friend and asked if the Chiefs won otherwise we’d had a bunch of suicides in the neighborhood.
    As for the half time show, saying it sucked is all too mild.
    Watched about half of it with some friends. We were gonna shut it off when the 69ers went up by thirteen. Then heard “the Chiefs are back in it” and were trying to figure out what we missed.
    Seeing the San itary Sewer 69ers get beat made the break in my football boycott a true pleasure.

  2. The Jeep commercial was the best of the bunch. Groundhog Day with the new Jeep pickup. Billy Murray looked like he had fun making the piece and they got just enough other actors from the movie to lock it in.

  3. They sure ain’t my 49ers from the days of Y.A. Tittle and R.C. Owens. You gotta remember that things seemed to start headin’ downhill when Dave Kopay came out as the first queer NFL player. Could that’ve started the tradition of pattin’ another player on the butt after a great play?

  4. I have not watched a single N.F.L Game , After Beyonce turned the Bronco Panthers super bowl Half time into a tribute to the Black Panthers

  5. Dudley1 did not watch any of the Super Bowl…..
    1. No team of my liking was in it
    2. I was working on my business tax returns
    3. Commercials suck for the most part
    4.I have never seen a half time show that was not boring.
    5. Maybe next year …..If the Browns finally have a good team
    I will say this…..Both Quarterbacks have great potential but it will be a long time before either approach`s Tom Brady`s class.

  6. Richard Sherman was targeted and gave up the last 2 Chiefs big pass plays including a TD. He’s on a big downturn. Time for him to turn into another antonio brown asshole.

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