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From my BIL.

So Chief Sitting Bullshit has just dropped out of the race. Kate McKinnon hardest hit. Poor Lizzie. She had her own little Trail of Tears at her press conference. Boo freakin’ hoo! Maybe now she can find that dumb twit who gave her half of her life’s savings, $3, and give her a refund.

Maybe it’s time for her to have a beer.

Chief Sitting Bullshit is prolly one of the few people even more annoying and less likable than Crooked Cankles. Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

I think it’s telling that in Taxachusetts, her home state, she finished third in the primary. These are the people who know her best. Of course, maybe they love her so much they want her to stay and not leave them to become president.

She was destroyed by Trump even before her campaign began when he started calling her Pocahontas. Then to prove that she was really part Injun she took a DNA test and that proved that she had been lying most of her professional life. All of the Indian, family lore bullshit was just that. Bullshit.

So long Chief. Your campaign is off to the happy hunting ground where it belongs. You won’t be missed.

Now it’s the “Get off my lawn!” primary with too old geezers fighting it out. One’s a rat bastard commie and the other doesn’t know what day it is, what state he is in and can’t tell the difference between his wife and his sister. Fortunately, the Dimocrats have Hollywood and Silicon Valley on their side. I fully expect there to be a CGI Biden by the time of the Dimocrat Convention.