Math Is Hard

The “party of science” fails at math. Brian Williams is too dumb to catch the error.

These are the people who call us dumb. These two prolly couldn’t even beat Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy. SNL needs to put these two booger eatin’ moh-rons on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Yannow, I could really use that $1.53 from Mini-Mike.

9 comments on “Math Is Hard

  1. Fortunately, a quick-thinking janitor dropped his mop and dashed into the control room, slammed his hand on the emergency panic button, and they cut to a clip of Laurel and Hardy dancing to “Billy Jean.”

  2. Here in San Jose, CA, a local TV news report on the need for low-cost housing for teachers included an interview with a school board of education president in which she stated that “we had, uh, twenty percent turnover with (sic) our teachers and staff one year, and, uh, that’s huge for a district our size, s’uh third of our staff.”

    It’d be funny if it were harmless…

  3. Let us just for the moment, forget the mathematics. Consider the fact that this Man sees himself as, “A Man of the people”, that in his minds eye, he has their best interest at heart.

    That this Man could, with no economic hardship to himself, lift every single working American virtually out of debt, IS not even considered in these talking heads discussion.

    Would that not be the act of a True Democrat, the party that supports the working class. Assuming a family, his gift would pay off EVERY mortgage in this country. (N.B. we are only going to consider working class Americans and we are not going to cover the immediate inflationary event that would occur within a very short period of time following the first check being issued.)

    Getting back to the Math; what was said in the piece was, that for the expenditure of 500m, Mike could have easily, just given away 375m to, “We the People”, and still had 173m left over to take us all out to lunch!

    Hell, I’m up for a $423,842 lunch! You say the Math is still off … nah, just already subtracted my share of the 20% tip.

  4. I could not believe what Brian & Bimbo put out for the viewing audience. It is one thing to be stupid but to go public on National TV for the world to see & hear is unbelievable.
    Lest we forget according to Biden 190 million people have been killed by guns.
    I guess it is more important to recognize just how stupid loyal Democratic voters are then to worry how truthful the media & Cant-a-dates happen to be.

  5. Well they did both say it’s an incredible way to put it. They must have meant that literally, not figuratively.

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