Now They’ve Done It!

The rest of the NBA season canceled. Meh! Who cares?

Major League Soccer canceled. Meh! Who cares?

The NHL season canceled. Meh! Who cares, eh? Take off hoser!

March Madness canceled. Oh noes! Obungler won’t be able to go on ESPN to enlighten us with his brackets. No Final Four for Atlanta.

But now they’re really getting serious. Baseball spring training has just been canceled. Spring training where hope springs eternal and rotten teams dream of having great seasons. And the way things are going they’ll suspend the regular season until the Wuhan Flu subsides or we all die.

With all of this what are all the sports writers gonna write about?

More panic on Wall Street.

Just remember who wanted to close the borders and who wants open borders. That wall is looking like a pretty good idea now isn’t it.

Have you seen Gropey Joe lately? Do you really want this guy in charge of sumpin’ like the Wuhan Flu crisis.

By the way, the Fake News Media thinks it’s xenophobic to call it the Wuhan Flu. That’s where it originated.

I don’t think I have ever seen such an orchestrated panic in my entire life. It’s the fear orchestrated by the Fake News Media that has driven down the stock market. The economy is in good shape but we’re all gonna die, at least those of us who have not died from gun violence (150 million according to Gropey Joe) or the 20 million who have died to to lack of health care.

I’m more afraid of the Dimocrats and their lackeys in the Fake News Media than I am of the Wuhan Flu.

They are hoping that this is Trump’s Katrina or better yet his Chernobyl. They want Americans to die if it makes Trump look bad.

Disgusting people!

Update:


From CharlieDelta.

13 comments on “Now They’ve Done It!

  1. Here in the little State of South Australia we have a politician who still has a strong Chinese accent. She gave us a lecture -She thinks it is divisive to call the new bug “the Chinese flu” because it ‘stigmatises’ the Chinese.
    I think it ought be known as Wuhan snake flu; that is where it came from, and how
    Could be worse – might be known as the Yellow Peril!
    You cannot take the good, and not take the bad. Let 100 flowers bloom! Power to the Cultural Revolutionaries! And Tiananmen Square is always a place of peace too.

  2. Michigan just let out all K-12 schools, so it’s gonna be just DANDY with all those noise-makers rampaging through our neighborhoods. Now, if we can only get them to self-quarantine. Until December, maybe. See how it works out.

    The noose media is still butt-hurt after Mueller and Schiff and Pelosi’s various knife-attacks failed to topple The Donald. They happily changed crisis-gears to Wuhan Virus simply because they can (and will) blame Trump no matter how it plays out. If it dies out quickly, it wasn’t his doing, it was science’s. If it drags on he’s incompetent and a menace more than Dems are.

    Make that two cases for self-quarantine until December. I can live with a test pattern screen on TV at least until then.

  3. HEADLINE: “Communist China Spokesman Claims U.S. Military ‘Might’ Have Brought Coronavirus To China”

    Yeah, a Wuhan biolab worker was just minding his own business bringing some bat soup back to the lab from the street market at 2 AM when he got jumped by two Americans in MAGA hats who put a noose around his head and beat him up.

  4. “Have you seen Gropey Joe lately? Do you really want this guy in charge of sumpin’ like the Wuhan Flu crisis.”
    The only thing he needs to be in charge of is the “Bring Back Cankles Campaign” for this cycle and 2024.

  5. Good news for the UFC. because Dana White, President Trump’s friend, says the show must go on: https://youtu.be/E9s8U-MQhT4

    MLB, NBA, NHL, NCAA and NFL…. meh, they all have turned their sports into a bunch of spoiled faggots anyway. Tho, was surprised Vince McMahon dropped the ball with shuttering the XFL. Dumb move in my opinion.

    As for Creepy, Sleepy Joementia Biden… if the DNC’s rigged primary voter numbers are any indication, they think the youth Bernie voters didn’t show up before- just wait till they see the apathy in-store for them in the general election.

    Trumpslide 2020!

  6. I’m going to start calling it the Media Flu. It would have been treated like the Swine Flu, the H1N1, Asian Flu when we all had to get shots and people called it the cure for which there was no known disease. the Swine Flu, H3N2 or something, The media loves to blow smoke up the peoples ass and are never held accountable.

  7. I feel bad for the college athletes who have no chance of making it as professionals , and for whom the NCAA tournament is the thrill of a lifetime .

    Other pro sports , I couldn’t care less .

  8. Fuck baseball, basketball, etc.
    The PGA Tour has cancelled their tour stops and the Masters!!!
    Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck, McFuck!!!!!!

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