Biden Joke

From my friend Phil.

During a dull DNC dinner, Mrs. Biden leaned over to chat with Chuck Schumer.

“I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over two hundred words!”

“Very impressive,” said Chuck, “but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn’t really understand what they all mean.”

“Oh, I know”, replied Mrs. Biden, “but neither does the parrot.”

12 comments on “Biden Joke

  1. Lemme try! Ahem! The tune should be obvious…

    ♫Sleepy Joe never resisted a whiff
    Every gal he had to sniff and sniff
    A snuffle here and a snuffle there;
    That’s the guy gonna smell your hair they said
    “Hey, Joe, don’t go stalking that child-bride”
    We said, “Hey Joe, please stop stalking that child-bride”

  2. She’s not referred to as “Mrs Biden”; she insists on being called “Dr. Biden”.

    The fact that she insists on being called ‘Doctor’ when her doctorate is in education tells me everything I need to know about her.

  3. Had to steal that one! Been my experience that outside of an MD the ones most likely to insist on being called Doctor are Education.

      • When I was a child in school, we had “teachers” who knew what to teach. Today we have “educators” who know how to teach, but don’t know a damn thing to teach. My response to one such offended “educator” would be “I will call you Dr. when you prove to ME that you deserve it.”

  4. Joke??????Not really as Biden has deteriorated a great deal & will be replaced . I still believe at some point Crooked Cankles will waddle out to same the Party ……That is only if she is not indicted on any one of about a dozen possible charges.

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