Ronsday – Biden

Ron on Gropey Joe.

Joseph Robinette Biden . . . more like Joe Tourette Psilocybin – – –

Sumboddy needs to check the batteries and resynch the system model code in Joe’s remote . . . he just can’t continue makin dumbass statements like this one, ‘specially after sayin that if black people can’t make up their minds to vote for him, then they “ain’t black.”

Former Vice President Joe Biden said Friday that something everybody in jail has in common is that they “can’t read.”

The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee told popular radio host Charlamagne Tha God that people in jail were “victims of abuse” and lack “job skills,” while discussing prison reform. Yeah, that’s Avenetti’s problem all right.

“Only a couple things everybody has in common in jail,” Biden said. “One is they were the victims of abuse or their kids were, or their mother was. Number two: can’t read. Number three: they don’t have any job skills, they were in a position where they didn’t get a chance.” Like Bernie Madoff, right, Joe?

I’m not even gonna get into how lamebrained that is. I mean, I’m sure that’s not how he wanted it to come out, and he very likely intended, vote pimping, to imply that many prisoners, especially blacks, are in fact victims as well as perps.

With Corn Pop and the gang.

But he just can’t control his speech center, so like an undisciplined spoiled kid it just blurts out whatever it’s feeling at the time without considering tone, accuracy, content, audience or consequences.

Joe’s prob’ly not a bad guy at heart, but he’s a walking malaprop, a garbling dork, a brain farter, a dopamine-deprived dope, an unconscious Tourette dweeb. His higher-order cerebral functions stopped developing before he was 15.

Hard for me to believe the DNC hasn’t announced his “sudden illness” or “minor stroke” or “psychotic episode” and replaced him with a black Spanish-speaking transsexual lesbian Muslim.

He’s lucky Hillary’s not in charge of the DNC; he’d have committed suicide months ago. There is NO FREAKIN WAY he’s capable of handling anything more complex than a plate of nachos and a near-beer, given plenty of napkins are available.

What’s even harder to comprehend is that ANYone is still supporting his PotUS campaign and actually making excuses for his gaffes and foxpaws. But if he runs against OrangeManBad he’ll get at least 60,000,000 votes. Un-fucking-believable. I wonder if he has to be reminded to change his Depends every now and then.

Here’s the article where I found the material in quotes above. Don’t bother . . . that’s about all that’s there except for a buncha ads and some fotos. W. A. S. F. if he is elected.

3 comments on “Ronsday – Biden

  1. Joe Biden said “you ain’t black” because he didn’t have the Crayola “Colors of the World” crayons to use as a color reference.

  2. Only ONE reason he is being supported. The next president will have to replace at least one Supreme Court justice, possibly two. If a DEM is elected you can count on Ginsberg retiring before the inauguration.

  3. “Hard for me to believe the DNC hasn’t announced his “sudden illness” or “minor stroke” or “psychotic episode” and replaced him with a black Spanish-speaking transsexual lesbian Muslim.”

    This won’t happen until just before or during the Dem’s convention. And that black Spanish-speaking transsexual lesbian Muslim will be such an improvement over Joe that all the Dems will heave a sigh of relief and vote for him/her/it.

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