How to become an African saint.
1. Be an African career criminal or thug.
2. Be killed by a white cop while resisting arrest.
Voila!
St. George of Fentanyl.
St. Michael of Swisher Sweets.
St Freddy of heroin. In his case, the injury was self-inflicted but was blamed on the cops. Close enough for sainthood.
St. Trayvon of Skittles. Not shot by a cop but of a new demographic, white Hispanic. Close enough for sainthood.
Wonder when the next African thug will be canonized? And just think, he will prolly have the homophobic, antisemitic, racist Al Sharpton deliver his eulogy.
We always have trouble with the Al’s : Al Qaeda, Al Jazeera, Al Gore, Al Sharpton, Al Green. Also, not one rioting-related fire in response to the above-mentioned deaths was caused by a flaming cross brought by people in white hoods. Now they are caused by Molotov Cocktails thrown by black hoodies.
Now listen all you black men out here in ghetto land
I have a little tip for you, you need to understand
You may be a drug user and done some time in jail
But if you follow my advice you surely cannot fail
Just go out there and rob some place it doesn’t matter where
Make sure it is in public with TV cameras there
Then when the cops show up make sure that one is white
And go right up to him, like spoiling for a fight
If he should tell you stop, then don’t pay him no mind
Just act a bit aggressive. Its easy you will find.
Pretend you have a firearm. He’ll soon draw out his piece
Then get the dude to shoot you. Make sure your life will cease
Right then you’ll be a hero. Black folks will raid the malls
The democrats and baiters will make the racist calls
They’ll burn and loot and pillage. You’re certain of your fame
You lie there in the gutter but now they know your name.
Did y’all here what the left wants now? I wonder what the left want’s to rename the military bases that were named after Southern Generals .Mr. T – Snoop dog -Jay-Z and 50 Cents Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Berry Soetoro , Just think you join the army and told to report to Fort Oprah Winfrey on July 1, 2020
Many of the above are already grandfathered in by “Fort Hood”.