I Can’t Stop Laughing

What a bunch of progtards.

MINNEAPOLIS — When Shari Albers moved three decades ago into Powderhorn Park, a tree-lined Minneapolis neighborhood known as a haven to leftist activists and bohemian artists like herself, she went to work sprucing it up.

She became a block club leader, organizing her mostly white neighbors to bring in playgrounds and help tackle longstanding issues with crime.

On many nights, she banged on the car windows of men who had come to solicit prostitutes outside her door, she said. She kept meticulous notes when dozens of men would gather in a circle for gang meetings in the park across from her house. After each episode, she called the police.

But times have changed. After the death of George Floyd at the hands of the police, Ms. Albers, who is white, and many of her progressive neighbors have vowed to avoid calling law enforcement into their community. Doing so, they believed, would add to the pain that black residents of Minneapolis were feeling and could put them in danger.

And hilarity ensued.

Already, that commitment is being challenged. Two weeks ago, dozens of multicolored tents appeared in the neighborhood park. They were brought by homeless people who were displaced during the unrest that gripped the city. The multiracial group of roughly 300 new residents seems to grow larger and more entrenched every day. They do laundry, listen to music and strategize about how to find permanent housing. Some are hampered by mental illness, addiction or both.

Their presence has drawn heavy car traffic into the neighborhood, some from drug dealers. At least two residents have overdosed in the encampment and had to be taken away in ambulances.

The influx of outsiders has kept Ms. Albers awake at night. Though it is unlikely to happen, she has had visions of people from the tent camp forcing their way into her home. She imagines using a baseball bat to defend herself.

Not being able to call the police, as she has done for decades, has shaken her.

“I am afraid,” she said. “I know my neighbors are around, but I’m not feeling grounded in my city at all. Anything could happen.”

But don’t you feel virtuous?

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But many in the neighborhood, who were already beleaguered from the financial stresses of the coronavirus, now say they are eager for the campers to move on to stable housing away from the park.

“I’m not being judgmental,” said Carrie Nightshade, 44, who explained that she no longer felt comfortable letting her children, 12 and 9, play in the park by themselves. “It’s not personal. It’s just not safe.”

On Friday, she sat in a shared backyard with four other women who live in neighboring houses. The women, four of whom are white, had called a meeting to vent about the camp.

There’s a solution but these virtue signalling booger eatin’ moh-rons refuse to use it for fear of being called racist or not supporting Black Lies Matter.

You progtards created this problem now live with your own stupidity. Reminds me of this video.

27 comments on “I Can’t Stop Laughing

  1. Why did he have to pull his daughter out of the school? Because when you are the father of a son, you have to worry about one dick. When you are the father of a daughter, you have to worry about all dicks.

    • Reminds me of a friend of mine who said he was glad that he had a son in high school instead of a daughter for that exact reason. Unfortunately, later he told me that his son had gotten TWO girls pregnant. You can’t win.

  2. None is so blind as he who WILL not see.

    Reminds me of the British warship CO who announces that the beatings will continue until morale improves.

    • One of the skeptical was “Carrie Nightshade”. A synonym for Belladonna is “Deadly Nightshade”. Belladonna widens the pupils, which decreases the depth-of-field focus, so that the person becomes more “blind who cannot see”.

  3. As I have always proclaimed, liberals, progressives, democrats or whatever you wish to call them or what they wished to be called, are retards with an incurable and permanent mental disorder!!!

  4. Does anyone know if this video is for real…It’s stupidity on a level so far beyond my imagination I can’t believe it.

    If it’s not real it is a brilliant spoof none the less

      • Satire ? Some 40 + years ago my Children were in the Erie Public School System & during an open house was dragged there to meet the teachers ………..What I found was not far from what you say is Satire. I`ll cite example,my oldest daughter was apparently day dreaming & not following instructions……. I suggested keeping her after school to bring her into line…….I was informed by 3 teachers that their day ended at 3.30 .
        The discussion deteriorated rather quickly & was informed by the School Administration my opinion was not appreciated.
        My children were out of the public schools within a week & into the Catholic School system where Education was important & disciplinary action such as more homework & after school attendance to enforce classroom attitude was needed it was provided.
        The problem was solved , my children did receive a quality education & are well established as adults in good careers.
        The Erie Public School System has made great progress…….Consolidated all four high schools into one High School & while still require Police attendance they produce more semi- educated street gang street thugs then before.

  5. Why doesn’t she and the other neighbor women buy themselves a Ladysmith. Runs about $500 or so. It might come in handy when they start breaking into their houses. Just saying.

    • Because liberal feminists believe that a woman should not own a gun, because to them it is a symbol of male oppression.

  6. I can’t stop laughing. The new school needs more diversity. Reminds me of the high school chant, “we like it. we like it, do it again, do it again”

  7. It looks like the Powderhorn Community is quickly becoming the Powderkeg Community. There will be an explosion soon.

  8. Like all good little liberals some keep on making the same mistakes over and over and expecting different results!

  9. TV WCCO in the twin cities is reporting that the residents are greatly stressed by the fireworks being shot off in their neighborhoods. Seems that the locals think they are hearing gun fire. You certainly do reap what you sow. . .

  10. Bwahahaha. This is freaking hilarious. I have lived near Minneapolis most of my life and have dealt with the fruitcakes many times. Stupid is a compliment. I couldn’t be mroe pleased to hear about this. This woman should open her doors and offer free bj’s to the people oppressed by the po-leese. But being a liberal, and therefore a hypocrite, she thinks everyone one else should give the bj’s, but not her of course.

  11. My son went to an all white elementary school but his high school was diverse. At first he was excited about dealing with black kids. That didn’t last very long as the black kids who are very racist against whites constantly picked on him. He ended up getting in fights on many occasions. That ruined his education.

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