In a news release today, the NFL just announced it was changing its name to the Woke Football League and would be instituting the following changes.
1. In the name of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!), Equity®, and Inclusion®, only black players will be on teams. Sorry Drew Brees, your groveling and self abasement to Black Lives Matter didn’t do you any good. Enjoy your retirement.
2. Kneeling for the National Anthem will be required of all players and coaches. Hopefully, all the people at home and in the stands will join us.
3. All team names will be Black Lives Matter. That solves that pesky Washington Redskins kerfuffle. They will now be the Washington Black Lives Matter.
4. Roger Goodell has retired as commissioner and will be replaced by Colon Krapperdick.
5. All white general managers will be fired and replaced by black general managers. Once again this is because of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!), Equity®, and Inclusion®. Furthermore since manager reminds people of Slavery®, the term general manager will be replaced by HMFIC.
6. All white coaches will be replaced by black coaches, once again because of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!), Equity®, and Inclusion®.
7. The uniforms will be black and blue. No white pants, no white jerseys, no white helmets, no white shoes, and no white numerals.
8. All white officials will be replaced by black officials because of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!), Equity®, and Inclusion®. No while stripes, no white hats and no white pants. Those are slave owner colors.
9. All cheerleaders will be dressed in black with black boots and BLM patches on their sweaters.
10. The white owners have agreed to sell the teams to black owners because of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!), Equity®, and Inclusion®.
11. Halftime shows will be replaced by riots in honor of the current black saint who died while resisting arrest. The concessions stands will be looted
“No hot dogs no peace!”
“What do we want?”
“Sliders!”
“When do we want them?”
“Now!”
Then the concession stands will be burned down. That’s OK because we have contracted to a black company to rebuild them.
The field will be trashed, so there will only be one half of football. No more boring overtime games.
Fans will flock to stadiums and will turn on their TVs to watch the WFL. We guarantee it.
Parody, satire or …what?
I can guarantee that the players will wear BLM patchs, BLM decals or both.
Remember, it’s never enough with these people. No matter what we give them, they want more. An apology is a sign of weakness. Poor Drew Brees, not only did he have to apologize for being patriotic, he had to get down on his knees and grovel to the BLM mob. If he hadn’t they would have prolly taken his head off off when the season starts.
On the West Coast, an announcer go fired for saying, “All lives matter”. He lost his job even though he apologized. Remember, it’s only Black Lives Matter if an African is killed by a white dude. In Chicongo so far this year, 274 people have been killed, most all of them Africans murdered by other Africans. Don’t those black lives matter?
Evidently not.
On a different subject(because I don’t know if you check comments on older posts) another good John Ringo book is “Road To Damascus” co-authored by Linda Evans. Some of the brain washing at schools might sound familiar in it. 🙂
Antifastan in America (White ISIS) Black Lives Matter (sub-text political Islam) is what is unleashed when Obama’s insurance policy didn’t work. Russia, Russia, Russia, didn’t work. Collusion, Collusion, Collusion, didn’t work. Impeachment was an epic bomb. PLANdemocrat Ventilators, Ventilators, Ventilators, didn’t work. Testing, Testing, Testing, didn’t work. Fauchi’s now 37 years of Democrat aligned lies life becomes exposed on the internet as nothing more than a different strain of every year flu like the rest of his fear mongering life.
If folks don’t see by now they’re not after the President that we elected, they’re after us.
Well, fuck me, there is no hope for America.
All players being black, there will need to be other changes to prevent tempers escalating to black-on-black violence:
A. No officials will exist due to defunding, and there will be no penalties.
B. There will be no uprights on the goalposts, only a horizontal bar the entire width of the field. Any field goal that goes over the bar is good. This prevents anger over being wide-right or wide-left.
C. There are unlimited downs to advance the ball. Possession changes only on turnovers, or scoring. This prevents anger caused by failure to advance the ball within a limited number of downs. Limiting the number of downs is a remnant of white supremacy.
HMFIC should probably read HMFWIC (i.e., HMFWhatIn Charge)
If all other sports go down the tubes, we can always fall back on 43-Man Squamish (Mad Magazine #95, June 1965).
Forty years ago I tried to join the Air Force. They wouldn’t take me. Said I had a minor heart problem and was too old. Really? Mid 20’s and healthy? They said I’d have to defend America some other way. I think my time has come.
Ah, vintage Denny. Love it when you get wound up and let the sarcasm flow.
A letter I got yesterday from the Boy Scouts via e-mail. They have gone all in for BLM. Sickening. This may finally drive me out of Scouting. They are kowtowing to the SJW’s. I would not have minded too much if they would have also highlighted all the black on white murders. At least tried to come from both sides. Now there will be a Diversity and Inclusion Eagle required merit badge. Sorry for the length. They’re running scared. Oh boy, more training.
BSA’s Commitment to Act Against Racial Injustice
Dear Scouting family,
As our country reckons with racial injustice, we all must consider our role and our failures and commit to meaningful action.
The twelve points of the Scout Law that define a Scout are all important, but at this moment, we are called on to be brave. Brave means taking action because it is the right thing to do and being an upstander even when it may prompt criticism from some. We realize we have not been as brave as we should have been because, as Scouts, we must always stand for what is right and take action when the situation demands it.
There is no place for racism – not in Scouting and not in our communities. Racism will not be tolerated.
We condemn the murders of George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, Breonna Taylor and all those who are not named but are equally important. We hear the anguish, feel the heartbreak and join the country’s resolve to do better.
The Boy Scouts of America stands with Black families and the Black community because we believe that Black Lives Matter. This is not a political issue; it is a human rights issue and one we all have a duty to address. That is why, as an organization, we commit to:
Introducing a specific diversity and inclusion merit badge that will be required for the rank of Eagle Scout. It will build on components within existing merit badges, including the American Cultures and Citizenship in the Community merit badges, which require Scouts to learn about and engage with other groups and cultures to increase understanding and spur positive action.
Reviewing every element of our programs to ensure diversity and inclusion are engrained at every level for participants and volunteers by applying a standard that promotes racial equality and denounces racism, discrimination, inequality and injustice.
Requiring diversity and inclusion training for all BSA employees starting July 1 and taking immediate action toward introducing a version for volunteers in the coming months.
Conducting a review of property names, events and insignia, in partnership with local councils, to build on and enhance the organization’s nearly 30-year ban on use of the Confederate flag and to ensure that symbols of oppression are not in use today or in the future.
These are our next steps but certainly not our last.
We will also continue to listen more, learn more and do more to promote a culture in which every person feels that they belong, are respected, and are valued in Scouting, in their community, and across America.
As a movement, we are committed to working together with our employees, volunteers, youth members, and communities so we can all become a better version of ourselves and continue to prepare young men and women to become the leaders of character our communities and our country need to heal and grow.
Yours in Scouting,
The Boy Scouts of America National Executive Committee
I quit giving to the Boy Scouts when they allowed gay scout leaders. Now they’re being sued because those gay scout leaders abused boys. The “morally straoght” clause in the boy scout oath no longer stands.
men who go full tazmanian devil on a cop will suffer
how hard is that to understand?
For a while there I thought this was in jest, then I realized, it is most likely true. Not that I care what the NFL/WFL/BFL, or whatever does. Except I might tune in if they televise the concession stand looting. No, I’ll catch it on the game highlights.
I’ve been a Patriot fan for 39 years, however, if they allow these ungrateful simians to kneel or disrespect this nation In any way, I’ll walk away.
It’s still gonna be the NFL but the “N” won’t stand for “National” anymore.
BLACK LIVES MATTER…….Except for the thousands killed every year by other blacks in cities under Democratic control all across America……..Thats just getting along keeping their domestic turf secure, no big deal.
It is the hand full of outrageous Racist murders by White Trash cop thuigs disrespecting innocent black community activists who were just minding their own business.
There should be a new national news program established which would air 24/7 365 days a year airing every detail of these 7or 8 murders again & again over & over demanding punishment for the White Racist CopThugs & martyrdom for the innocent black victims who were just minding their own business when assaulted & killed by Racist cops.
This program should be mandatory for all White folks to view …….The program director should be Honest Al Sharpton.